The BEST episodes written by Phil Ford

Christmas Special 2006
star
8.78
18 votes

#1 - Christmas Special 2006

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 8 - Episode 11

It's been a tough Christmas Eve on G-Wing, but things look to get even worse when Sylvia receives a nightmare visit from her very own ghost of Christmas past - Natalie Buxton.

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Dawn of the Nekross (2)
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8.75
110 votes

#2 - Dawn of the Nekross (2)

Wizards vs Aliens - Season 1 - Episode 2

With his gran trapped in space, Tom and Benny ask the mysterious magical hobgoblin Randal Moon for help.

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Series 8 - Episode 8
star
8.61
18 votes

#3 - Series 8 - Episode 8

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 8 - Episode 8

Tina is returned to Larkhall and almost kills herself when she self harms. Vicky becomes a Music teacher at Larkhall. Pat and the Julies are sweating over what to do with Natalie's dead body. They know they have to move it - a hot laundry is no place to hide a festering corpse.

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Series 6 - Episode 8
star
8.60
15 votes

#4 - Series 6 - Episode 8

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 6 - Episode 8

Frances gets deep into trouble when she is suddenly thrown into a violent and illegal plan to get to Tanya from the outside. Could her sex games have at last got her into some very serious trouble? Kris and Natalie grow closer and Colin leaves to clear his head but only Julie S knows why. The Julies celebrate their birthday.

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Love Hurts
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8.36
25 votes

#5 - Love Hurts

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 1 - Episode 10

Helen has to tell Sean a few home truths while they organise their wedding. Sean later turns up at Larkhall with a lighter and white spirit. Monica hears some good news about her appeal. Shell spills the beans about her affair with Fenner - to his wife.

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Spellbound
star
8.33
6 votes

#6 - Spellbound

Heartbeat - Season 8 - Episode 5

Blaketon notices some strange activity at a graveyard at night but as he wants to investigate, he's knocked down. Greengrass tries his luck in the beauty business.

Series 5 - Episode 3
star
8.30
23 votes

#7 - Series 5 - Episode 3

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 5 - Episode 3

Sylvia is left distraught by Bobby's actions. The Costa Cons, Phyl Oswyn and Bev Tull, arrive at Larkhall with a suitcase full of gin bottles and are immediately disgusted by the squalid conditions on G-Wing. Snowball's escape backfires and Richie is shot. Di catches Tina and Al in the middle of their crazy plan and puts a stop to it. Also, Buki returns to G-Wing, while Shell is the only one who is not convinced by the Costa Cons. Plus, Snowball poisons herself.

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Series 5 - Episode 5
star
8.29
24 votes

#8 - Series 5 - Episode 5

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 5 - Episode 5

Di is finding life with Neil increasingly frustrating, and when he starts entertaining his one-night stands at the marital home, it's the last straw. Sylvia cuts all her connections with Phyl and Bev.

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The Day of the Clown (2)
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8.20
79 votes

#9 - The Day of the Clown (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 4

Luke is taken by Spellman and Sarah Jane has to confront her oldest fears to save him.

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Series 8 - Episode 4
star
8.19
16 votes

#10 - Series 8 - Episode 4

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 8 - Episode 4

Joy is delighted when inmate Stella Gough decides that she wants to join the army. However, is Stella being completely honest about why she wants to join up? Janine starts using drugs and falls for Donny. Lou finds her sister, Vicky, in a strip club and a catfight erupts.

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Series 6 - Episode 7
star
8.13
16 votes

#11 - Series 6 - Episode 7

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 6 - Episode 7

G-Wing is gripped with fear that the poisoner may strike again. The women are desperate to work out who is responsible and it isn't long before all eyes fall on Tanya. When Tina reveals it is her, as she gave out the hootch, Phyl and Bev are desperate to keep out of the frame and out of Natalie's way when she gets nasty. Frances is struck down with the illness, when she drinks a nasty cup of coffee. Fenner returns to G-Wing.

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Series 6 - Episode 6
star
8.11
18 votes

#12 - Series 6 - Episode 6

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 6 - Episode 6

Glamour hits Larkhall in the form of footballers' wife Tanya Turner when she arrives at the prison in a sweatbox. Jailed for possession of class A-drugs, Tanya has got a tough time ahead of her on G-Wing. But Tanya is on a mission to help a friend, Rick Revoir, get back at Darlene. The whole of G-Wing come down with poisoning but only Tina knows why. Also, Al dies in this episode after being poisoned.

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Uninvited Guests
star
8.08
24 votes

#13 - Uninvited Guests

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 3 - Episode 8

Shell and Denny celebrate their freedom with a vodka and cocaine binge. But before they make it to the airport they have a few grudges to settle, starting with Sylvia and Bobby Hollamby. Shaz is returned to Larkhall along with Crystal.

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The Day of the Clown (1)
star
8.07
139 votes

#14 - The Day of the Clown (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 3

New girl Rani is haunted by a sinister clown - could it be linked to the recent disappearances of several local children? When Clyde's friend also goes missing, Sarah Jane and the team are drawn towards a bizarre circus museum, and an old legend - has the Pied Piper come to Bannerman Road?

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Tolerance (1)
star
8.00
1 votes

#15 - Tolerance (1)

The Bill - Season 17 - Episode 22

Sgt. Bob Cryer is approaching his 30th year of service, but some of the senior officers at the station doubt he is still up to the job. Supt. Chandler assigns Cryer the difficult task of resolving a situation where a group of prostitutes are at loggerheads with a local residents group led by Counciller Angela Morris. Cryer suggests a 'zone of tolerance', a non-residential area where the prostitutes can work without upsetting the locals, and manages to convince the girls to give it a try. As Chandler heads off to a charity dinner, a call comes through that the Morris' house has been torched. Meanwhile, PC Smith attends his interview for transfer to SO19 - he is successful, and leaves Sun Hill to join the Armed Response Unit.

Beech is Back (3)
star
8.00
1 votes

#16 - Beech is Back (3)

The Bill - Season 17 - Episode 63

Part Three: Beech takes Stanton hostage in his car, but on the way to a secret location, is pulled over by two uniform PCs for his erratic driving. Posing as 'Matthew Boyden' from Sun Hill, Beech once again makes good his escape and takes Stanton to an underground bunker where Frankie urges him to kill her. When he refuses, Frankie decides she'll have to do it herself, or risk being taken in and imprisoned. Beech unapproves of Frankie's methods when she uses forms of torture to gather information from Stanton. Frankie realises that Beech may no longer be on her side, so she goes over the side and offers to help Stanton in any way she can, firstly by letting her free from her handcuffs.

Tolerance (2)
star
8.00
1 votes

#17 - Tolerance (2)

The Bill - Season 17 - Episode 23

When the victim in yesterday's domestic disturbance turns up badly beaten and left for dead, her husband is adamant he had nothing to do with it. Mandy tells Cryer that the woman who was bashed, Cath Evans, was working as a prostitute, and that the Councillor's husband Justin was one of her clients. But Justin in turn, having admitted his deeds to his wife, says that he was seeing Mandy as well, and that on the night of the fire, she turned up late and had blood on her clothes. Meanwhile, Smith arrives at SO19 to find his new friend Julie also made the grade, but on their training course, treats her as the token female. When she beats him on the rifle range it causes friction, and their boss cautions that they have to learn to work as a team. Under pressure, Mandy finally admits to Sgt. Cryer that Justin Harris is a client, and that he was paying her extra to keep it quiet. But that meant her paying off Cath and Sally, so when Cath threatened to tell Fleet, she bashed her up.

Cat & Mouse
star
7.97
29 votes

#18 - Cat & Mouse

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 3 - Episode 15

Yvonne exposes the deal between Fenner and Virginia. Fenner decides to strike back - and Babs' diary gives him all the leverage he needs, but this could mean trouble for Nikki. Al and Maxi get annoyed when Tina breaks away from the gang and continues to be friends with Virginia.

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Unholy Alliances
star
7.91
23 votes

#19 - Unholy Alliances

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 4 - Episode 2

Yvonne's escape attempt is thwarted by Karen. New Governor, Neil Grayling, arrives at Larkhall and is determined to make his mark. He is unimpressed with Karen and starts to look for a new Wing Governor - surely not Fenner? Di meets new P.O Barry Pearce but he is not so nice while Fenner and Karen split up.

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Sky (2)
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7.76
215 votes

#20 - Sky (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 5 - Episode 2

Metalkind fights Fleshkind for control of Sarah Jane's new friend, Sky. Can Sky stop herself destroying the world?

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Mona Lisa's Revenge (2)
star
7.73
130 votes

#21 - Mona Lisa's Revenge (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 10

The Mona Lisa vows to free the dreaded abomination from its prison - and Clyde is the key!

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The Curse of Clyde Langer (1)
star
7.68
163 votes

#22 - The Curse of Clyde Langer (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 5 - Episode 3

The world has a brand new Public Enemy Number One - and his name is Clyde Langer.

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The Curse of Clyde Langer (2)
star
7.67
161 votes

#23 - The Curse of Clyde Langer (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 5 - Episode 4

Clyde is living on the streets of London, lost and abandoned - and hiding from the Night Dragon.

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The Chains of Freedom
star
7.66
60 votes

#24 - The Chains of Freedom

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 3 - Episode 3

Shell is returned to G-Wing but is confined to her cell. Julie S is out of prison on a tag and meets her old flame, Trevor. The women jump at the chance to run the wing themselves, when the strike takes place and the officers are on "sick leave", things are going swimmingly - until a large knife goes missing.

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The Eternity Trap (2)
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7.64
102 votes

#25 - The Eternity Trap (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 8

Sarah Jane and the gang discover the secret of Erasmus Darkening - but are they too late?

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Into the Dalek
star
7.62
2882 votes

#26 - Into the Dalek

Doctor Who (2005) - Season 8 - Episode 2

A Dalek fleet surrounds a lone rebel ship, and only the Doctor can help them. As he faces his greatest enemy, he needs Clara by his side.

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Mona Lisa's Revenge (1)
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7.62
159 votes

#27 - Mona Lisa's Revenge (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 9

When the Mona Lisa comes to life, Clyde discovers that fine art can be dangerous.

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The Set-Up
star
7.61
55 votes

#28 - The Set-Up

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 2 - Episode 7

Yvonne's daughter arrives with tragic news about her father, but she is not pretending. Fenner thwarts Yvonne's escape attempt in the nick of time. Helen's new role gives her the opportunity to re-open Nikki's case. Zandra's illness is finally - and tragically - diagnosed.

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The Lost Boy (2)
star
7.55
145 votes

#29 - The Lost Boy (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 10

With her old enemies triumphant, it seems that Sarah Jane has finally been defeated.

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Family Plan
star
7.53
52 votes

#30 - Family Plan

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 2 - Episode 10

Shell doesn't want anyone to know who broke her wrist. Shaz and Denny cause havoc on the wing with some on Shaz's tricks. Yvonne's deadly rival, Renee Williams turns up on G-Wing, armed with a blade. The Two Julies' madcap plan to have a baby goes yoghurt-pot up.

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Love Rivals
star
7.52
61 votes

#31 - Love Rivals

Bad Girls (1999) - Season 1 - Episode 3

Jim takes advantage of his authority and begins to regret it when Shell bullies Rachel. A new religious inmate, Crystal Gordon, arrives and she ruffles feathers. Zandra is heartbroken when she is dumped by her fianceé while she is organising her wedding.

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Sky (1)
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7.51
220 votes

#32 - Sky (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 5 - Episode 1

Sarah Jane finds a baby girl on her doorstep and tries to find out who abandoned her. At a nuclear power station, a beautiful woman appears out of thin air and uses alien powers to take control. She's looking for something - and realises that Sarah Jane may just have it.

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Berserker
star
7.50
2 votes

#33 - Berserker

Taggart - Season 14 - Episode 1

Illegal body building drugs combined with mind bending additives cause a series of deaths around the muscle scene in Glasgow. In a race against time to find the source of the deadly drug the Maryhill team call on the help of a famous chemistry professor at the University. But is he helping or is he the source of the drug?

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The Eternity Trap (1)
star
7.49
134 votes

#34 - The Eternity Trap (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 7

A haunted house, with mysterious whispers and secrets in the shadows - time for Sarah Jane Smith!

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Something Borrowed
star
7.48
1216 votes

#35 - Something Borrowed

Torchwood - Season 2 - Episode 9

An alien shapeshifter leaves Gwen carrying more than she bargained for the night before her wedding.

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The Lost Boy (1)
star
7.44
142 votes

#36 - The Lost Boy (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 9

A couple appear claiming to be Luke's real parents. Is it time for Sarah Jane to stop adventuring?

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Eye of the Gorgon (1)
star
7.40
186 votes

#37 - Eye of the Gorgon (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 3

Sarah Jane and her team encounter the Gorgon - a terrifying creature that turns its victims to stone.

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Prisoner of the Judoon (2)
star
7.39
102 votes

#38 - Prisoner of the Judoon (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 2

Luke, Clyde and Rani must fight their most fearsome enemy yet - Sarah Jane Smith.

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The Enemy of the Bane (1)
star
7.38
76 votes

#39 - The Enemy of the Bane (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 11

When former enemy Mrs Wormwood appears asking for help, Sarah Jane must turn to an old friend from her time with the Doctor.

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The Enemy of the Bane (2)
star
7.30
105 votes

#40 - The Enemy of the Bane (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 12

Gita vanishes and Sarah Jane encounters an unwelcome face from the past, Mrs Wormwood. Luke is kidnapped by Mrs Wormwood and Kaagh. Sarah Jane prepares for a showdown at a stone circle.

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Prisoner of the Judoon (1)
star
7.30
135 votes

#41 - Prisoner of the Judoon (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 3 - Episode 1

The rhino-like Judoon return, as their prisoner crash-lands on Earth. A Veil is on the loose.

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The Last Sontaran (1)
star
7.25
114 votes

#42 - The Last Sontaran (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 1

Sarah Jane investigates alien lights and encounters an enemy from the past. Maria faces a big decision.

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The Vault of Secrets (2)
star
7.25
159 votes

#43 - The Vault of Secrets (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 4 - Episode 4

The battle for the Vault reaches a showdown - with planet Earth at stake.

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The Last Sontaran (2)
star
7.24
135 votes

#44 - The Last Sontaran (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 2 - Episode 2

Sarah Jane has 40 minutes to stop Sontaran Commander Kaagh from destroying the Earth.

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Grazlax Attacks (2)
star
7.24
75 votes

#45 - Grazlax Attacks (2)

Wizards vs Aliens - Season 1 - Episode 4

The Grazlax is out of control! Tom’s used up all of his magic, and Benny’s science is useless against a creature from beyond the stars. It’s a race against time for both humans and Nekross.

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The Vault of Secrets (1)
star
7.20
131 votes

#46 - The Vault of Secrets (1)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 4 - Episode 3

An old enemy returns to Earth - can the Veil be trusted?

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Grazlax Attacks (1)
star
7.19
79 votes

#47 - Grazlax Attacks (1)

Wizards vs Aliens - Season 1 - Episode 3

Tom’sand Benny must combine Tom’s magic with Benny’s science to survive when when the vicious alien Grazlax hunts them down – and devour them!

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Eye of the Gorgon (2)
star
6.90
181 votes

#48 - Eye of the Gorgon (2)

The Sarah Jane Adventures - Season 1 - Episode 4

Sinister nuns plan to unleash the Gorgon on the world.

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Dawn of the Nekross (1)
star
6.65
207 votes

#49 - Dawn of the Nekross (1)

Wizards vs Aliens - Season 1 - Episode 1

Tom Clarke is hiding a secret - he's a teenage wizard! When the magic-eating alien Nekross arrive on Earth, a battle for survival begins.

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Quinnan (Part 1)
star
0.00
0 votes

#50 - Quinnan (Part 1)

The Bill - Season 18 - Episode 6

At her local gym PC Cathy Bradford is concerned that Marti Hunt is being worked too hard by her father Barry Hunt who is also the owner. As she leaves, Bradford agrees to keep an eye out for a petty thief who has been targeting the gym.

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