The BEST episodes written by Mel Smith

Scuba Diver
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9.00
1 votes

#1 - Scuba Diver

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 3

With special appearances by Mick Channon, Gary Glitter, Leslie Grantham, Jools Holland, Hazel O'Connor and Janet Street-Porter.

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Football Supporters On A Plane
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9.00
1 votes

#2 - Football Supporters On A Plane

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 4

More fun and frolics as the whacky duo think it a super wheeze to rehash an old Terry and June script.

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Getting Ready For The Show
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9.00
1 votes

#3 - Getting Ready For The Show

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 5

Two men, two minds, two visions... one porpoise.

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Mel Gives Birth
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9.00
1 votes

#4 - Mel Gives Birth

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 6

Last Smith and Jones for a while. Featuring the definitive opus of Peter Leander Brewis, 'Concerto for string quartet and next-door neighbour', recorded earlier in the year at the Oddfellows Hall, Peckham.

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SDP
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8.50
2 votes

#5 - SDP

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 1 - Episode 6

The last of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, with Andrew Francis, Tony Robinson, Brenda Blethyn, Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton and Hugh Burden. Alas the last Alas... but beware these scholars of history, literature and contemporary comment may well return to enlighten you. Tonight's dissertation is on the Spanish Civil War. Ole.

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Don't Get Your Vicars in a Twist!
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8.33
6 votes

#6 - Don't Get Your Vicars in a Twist!

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 2 - Episode 3

Sketches: Russian Army / FIAT Advert / Postman / Railway Announcement / Stout Life / Talking to daffodils / Crime Figures / Out-of-touch Judge / Train cancellation/Announcer breaks down / Glue Sniffing / Suicide / Loud Reporter / James Burke / American Express / President Tito / I Like Bouncing / Abu Ben Adhem

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Try Not to Look Like a Badger
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8.00
1 votes

#7 - Try Not to Look Like a Badger

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 3 - Episode 2

Starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Alexandra Dane, Peter Dawson, Robin Driscoll, Nigel Harman, Peter McCarthy , Gareth Milne and Sylvestra Ie Touzel.

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Show Twenty
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7.75
4 votes

#8 - Show Twenty

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 3 - Episode 7

Sketches: Baronet Oswold Ernold Mosley / Punk aerosol / Queen's Visit / Loyal Apology / Iran & Iraq / Barry Manilow / Cargo Cult / Pneumatic Drills / Kidney Donor / Wimpy worker / Party Political Broadcast / Sperm Donor / Acupuncture / Not The Parrot Sketch / Karate For The Deaf / Divorce Ceremony / Nine To Five / Rolf Harris

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Show Eleven
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7.67
3 votes

#9 - Show Eleven

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 2 - Episode 5

Sketches: MGM Skit / Death Of A Princess (Apology To The Saudis) / Prostitute / Thatcher actor / Kosher Chewing Gum / Stamp auction / Train carriage cleaners / Multi-ligual Hotel Sign / News vendors / Remote Control / Gerald The Gorilla / Man In Post Office / Kidnapping / Tarts / Princess Anne And Mark Philips / Domino Theory / Neanderthal man / Instant Pot Meals / Bob Wellings / King Of Rock n Roll / Banging On The Ceiling / Train Drums

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International Darts
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7.25
4 votes

#10 - International Darts

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 2 - Episode 4

Sketches: International Darts / Milkman's Note / Beat The Cliché / One-man bus / Gone With The Wind / Superman / Cinema Age Restrictions / Tramp / Time Out Lonely Hearts / Late Abortion / Jean Paul Satre / Shop Assistants / Euthanasia / Thoucht For The Day / Confessional / Gob Of The Month / And all because the lady loves...

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Show Twenty Five
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7.00
2 votes

#11 - Show Twenty Five

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 4 - Episode 4

Sketches: Embarrassed woman / Question Time / Headbangers / Peep-hole / Hey Bob! / Shoplifters / Restaurant / Porn Photographer / Sommelier / One For The Birds / Roughage K / Snooker / Tomorrow's World - Microchip / Hit and run incident / Strange ID parade / Comedy Chestnuts / Shop Stewards / Jackanory

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Shame
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7.00
2 votes

#12 - Shame

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 4 - Episode 6

Sketches: Punk road painter / Two Ninnies/Two Ninnies Song / Marc Almond / Jogger trying to cross the road / Pub Grub / Arab identifying his wife's body / Parkinson meets Ian Botham / Zak the Alien / Pork Scratchings / Budget / Barefoot thug / Time, Gentlemen, Please / Hey Wow / Pizza Moment / The Memory Kinda Lingers

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Show Eighteen
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6.50
2 votes

#13 - Show Eighteen

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 3 - Episode 5

Sketches: Ready Brek / Daily Star / Elephant Man / Thieves without stockings to put on their heads but with a pair of tights / Battered Baby / Harty Skit / Sunbed / The Obit / This Is Your Life / Tax Evaders / American Express (Masons) / Open Marriage / Schmidt Old Slag / Cocktail party / Burglar / Cold students / The New Creed / Vicar Breakdown / Lager / All-purpose Advert / Henry Cooper / Chess / Man Alive Skit / Disco which isn't really / Aural sex

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Show Twenty One
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6.00
2 votes

#14 - Show Twenty One

Not the Nine O'Clock News - Season 3 - Episode 8

Sketches: Announcer / Musical aeroplane / Polish cartoon / Radio controlled ospreys / University Challenge / C'est la Vie (Abba skit) / Age Of Consent / Carol Singers / Christmas Blackmail / Multiplex / Thatchula / Shirley Williams / Coffee Commerical / Sexist Cameraman / Sexism Discussion / Door sketch / SPG Man / Swag Card / Now Dry Your Hands / Ayatollah auction

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Bronstein - Police Chiropodist
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3.75
4 votes

#15 - Bronstein - Police Chiropodist

Alas Smith and Jones - Season 1 - Episode 1

The first of six programmes starring Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones with Annabel Leventon, Annette Lynton, Shane Rimmer. Andrew Francis, Raymond Mason and a special guest appearance by Nicholas Ball. A hard-hitting exposé of sperm banks, Samurai accountants and chiropody, all done with impeccable taste and integrity.

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