The BEST episodes written by Erik Weiner
#1 - The Curious Case of the Box
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 16
Jesus questions the need for a grim reaper. Dora the Explorer conquers Mt. Everest. Everyone knows about the five regular vowels and the occasional sixth one, but Bruce Willis introduces the seventh in the upcoming thriller: "The Seventh Vowel." After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve call out God for being a Peeping Tom. A tragic clown car crash is funnier than it has any right to be.
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#2 - Book of Corrine
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 20
A nerd gives us a much needed lesson on GoBots. Ninjas compete in a game show. Vince Vaughn presents his new hit show, "Vince Vaughn Bangs Your Mom." The cast of Sesame Street deals with a viral outbreak. A robot learns what it means to be alive. Meet Casper's brother "Jasper, the Douchebag Ghost." Robot Chicken holds a telethon the goes horribly awry.
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#3 - Bionic Cow
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 16
Rappers give a lesson on the theory of relativity. Sylar gets a new power in a "Heroes" parody. Mr. Magoo gets laser eye surgery. Tarzan learns that not everything humans can teach him are as good as Jane's boobs. When Paris Hilton gets thrown in prison, it's up to Nicole Richie to stage a "Prison Break."
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#4 - Lust for Puppets
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 18
Montezuma gets his revenge, and the results smell horrible. Calvin and Hobbes have fun therapy adventures. Cameron Diaz has just 24 hours to live. A young woman introduces her parents to her fiancé, the Frankenstein monster, making her father uneasy. Mario and Luigi stumble into the violent world of Vice City.
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#5 - Adoption's an Option
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 11
Robot Chicken is ready to sell out! The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace process. E.T finally returns home, but it's less cool then he remembered. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns is finally revealed. The mythical Pegasus is captured by a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!
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#6 - Fonzie Scheme
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 4 - Episode 21
Murray is recognized as one of the top businessmen in Jenkintown, Pa.; Beverly is dismayed when she finds out that Murray doesn't have any discernible hobbies, which leads her to help him find some; Barry schemes to steal golf carts.
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#7 - Massage Chair
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 9
Cuddles the fabric softener bear gets the wrong kind of hug. Corporate disputes get solved hand-to-hand in "Office Fighter." Monkeys explore outer space on a budget. George W. Bush discovers he has Jedi powers. And we're back with more of those stupendous bloopers, including audition tapes from MTV's "Jackass!"
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#8 - Metal Militia
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 13
A kid gets a used-car surprise: a Tron cycle! Rainbow Brite reveals her dark side. Rom: Spaceknight meets his ultimate nemesis! "Into the Blue" gets a relevant skewering. Young Young Indiana Jones finds treasure at his elementary school. Hulk Hogan and the WWE gang bust out of prison camp in "Hogan’s Heroes."
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#9 - Dragon Nuts
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 5
People of all ages love the new toy, Morning Wood! A man's groin is possessed in "Idle Nuts." Watch a preview of the upcoming horror film: "Attack of the Giant Midget!" A cleaning woman stumbles into the Batcave. Atreyu and Falcor kick off a Neverending Party! An evening news broadcast spins out of control.
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#10 - Hemlock, Gin and Juice
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 9
Dora the Explorer turns 15; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
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#11 - A Day at the Circus
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 17
Snow Job finds his specialized skills aren't in high demand with G.I. Joe. Thing grows up and leaves the Addams Family nest. The Memory Game challenges the brainpower of contestants, and the penalty for failure is Death! The Black Stallion teaches us about race relations. Oprah and Dr. Phil team up in the greatest buddy cop movie ever!
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#12 - Monstourage
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 17
Vic Mackey from "The Shield" switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing. Bronson Pinchot and Ludacris star in the off-Broadway production of "Don't Be Ridiculous." "Fraggle Rock" meets "Watership Down" when the Fraggles are forced out of their home and onto a desperate hunt for survival.
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#13 - Fool's Goldfinger
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 17
Cats are seen at key events throughout history, and there's nothing we can do about it! After leaving the Hendersons, Harry has a chance encounter with Sally that leads to a long, fulfilling life. Alistair Cooke presents a sneak peek at "Lord of the Rings: The Final Journey." GTA's Gay Tony puts a spotlight on the homoeroticism that has been lurking in the shadows of video games for ages now.
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#14 - Rodiggity
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 8
Leonardo, Raphael, Michaelangelo, and Donatello adjust to life in a nursing home in "Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles." The cast of Final Fantasy VII get jobs at a burger chain. Rick Schroeder is fighting crime in style in his new hit series "Rick Shaw." And Bugs Bunny goes hip-hop in "8 Carrot."
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#15 - Celebrity Rocket
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 4
A Cuban youth faces off against Castro in "Dance Dance Counter-Revolucion." Dirk the Daring from the video game Dragon's Lair fights middle age. That old dancing guy from the Six Flags commercials saves and ruins the day. Lindsay Lohan enters the world of Highlander and battles teen starlet foes.
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#16 - Fight Club Paradise
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 19
Robot Chicken makes his escape! To be more guy-friendly, "Sex and the City 3" goes in a new direction as an action thriller! Ranger Smith is out to stop Yogi Bear, but this time calls on the Power Forest Rangers for help! Having made his escape, Robot Chicken returns home to find his wife has been taken hostage by the Mad Scientist. He makes his way back to the lab to rescue her, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
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#17 - President Evil
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 18
Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like "Ocean's Thirty-Eight." The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they're not exactly watching the screen.
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#18 - Cracked China
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 7
Stupid kids get a new high from "numb-chucking." Meet the four "My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse." Meet Eagle Eye Smith, the blind athlete who will touch your heart. Learn the secret life of Pokémon's Pikachu! A checkers champion goes on the adventure of a lifetime. The Golden Girls share their sexual escapades a la "Sex and the City."
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#19 - Boo Cocky
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 15
The Nerds find out Revenge comes with a price. Conan tells us "What is Best in Life" with a song. The Borg track the Enterprise to its hiding place... Las Vegas' "Star Trek Experience." The "Saved By The Bell" kids meet Jigsaw from "Saw," and Screech will never be the same.
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#20 - Chirlaxx
Robot Chicken - Season 3 - Episode 19
The latest Japanese commercial for a yeast infection cream needs a famous pitch-woman. The enemies of America are on the run as President Bush becomes Captain Texas! Sir Mix-A-Lot knows what King Arthur needs! A Glo Worm saves the day when a blackout strikes. This season is dedicated to the staff that was lost... and killed.
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#21 - Veggies for Sloth
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 14
The classic movie "Beastmaster" takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France. Buck Rogers learns what his name rhymes with. The gang from Archie Comics learns that nobody cheats Death for long!
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#22 - Victoria's Secret of NIMH
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 15
The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City.
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#23 - Eaten by Cats
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 16
The Teletubbies new roles as Power Rangers; Doc Brown's struggle with his time machine; 50 Cent's latest collaborator; a Lego person's birth.
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#24 - Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 15
The truth behind "Airwolf"; the final episode of "iCarly"; a "Star Trek" song.
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#25 - Casablankman II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 18
From the makers of "Guitar Hero" comes a new game: "Didgeridoo Hero!" Terrorists want Doc Brown to build a bomb for them; Doc Brown just wants the plutonium for his time machine. Edward Cullen may look and talk sexy, but he's still a 109 year-old man. Lady Gaga launches a babysitting service. The Great Gazoo crash lands in Bedrock and Fred believes him to be a god requiring sacrifices. Veringular announces the new "Dog Phone."
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#26 - Schmoopie's Big Adventure
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 7 - Episode 18
Beverly buys a bicycle for Adam just like the one from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"; Barry and Erica turn Murray's furniture store into an after-hours lounge for college students.
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#27 - The Godfather of the Bride II
Robot Chicken - Season 5 - Episode 15
When Jonathan Kent has a heart attack, Clark tries CPR but it doesn't go well. The Robot Chicken Nerd dreams of adventures with KITT and Michael Knight. A bunch of Spocks from the future gather for a surprise birthday party. A glimpse is given of the future of television where every nearly every show will involve vampires by 2013.
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#28 - He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet
Robot Chicken - Season 9 - Episode 16
Robot Chicken reviews all the Star Wars plot holes that Galen Erso helped close in Rogue One. Peppa Pig's family deal with Brexit fallout. Some swine dare to make a knock-off of the Broadway mega-hit Hamilton.
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#29 - Password: Swordfish
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 10
Care Bears care a lot – about ethnic cleansing. See the action-packed story of Heimlich and his quest to unblock your windpipe. A young soccer player named Ricky faces life's obstacles. Harry Potter uses magic to fight… puberty.
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#30 - Batman Forever 21
Robot Chicken - Season 7 - Episode 17
Bear Grylls deals with Wild Things; Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station; Brainy Smurf manipulates events; and Baloo discovers his roots.
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#31 - The Pina Colada Episode
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 6 - Episode 12
Murray and Geoff team up to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery that Lainey has left town. Adam's dread of gym class is amplified when Coach Mellor's brother, Coach Nick, arrives and uses fear as a motivator. Meanwhile, Coach Mellor (guest star Bryan Callen) prepares for the next step of his life.
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#32 - Eviscerated Post-Coital by a Six Foot Mantis
Robot Chicken - Season 6 - Episode 11
A brand new eco-friendly addition to Sesame Street; what happens when Mario from Super Mario Bros. gets rich; and some kind of Pinky & the Brain spoof.
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The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 7 - Episode 7
Murray decides to buy WrestleMania tickets to spend time with Barry and Adam, but he buys fake tickets so they can't get in. Meanwhile, Beverly forms her own neighborhood watch group when the Frentas choose neighbor Jane Bales to be the Watch Captain over her.
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#34 - Especially the Animal Keith Crofford!
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 19
The origins of the Wuzzles are explored. The Cloverfield monster is shamed into ending his rampage. Earl McGarry is a handyman who can discretely handle any horror. Nicholas Cage stars in an action-packed remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window." Season four is closed out with highlights from the season showcased amidst a sappy parody of "What a Wonderful World" with a variety of characters joining in, right before Mike Lazzo announces that the show has been cancelled!
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#35 - Anne Marie's Pride
Robot Chicken - Season 2 - Episode 19
Mr. T and the Foo Fighters forge an unlikely alliance. Stretch Armstrong needs a corn syrup transplant. A guy dates his GPS navigational system. Learn the untold origin of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Roger Ebert and guest reviewer M. Night Shyamalan present upcoming feature films, including "Schindler’s List 2: Schindler's Pissed."
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#36 - Cannot Be Erased, So Sorry
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 17
Daniel Day-Lewis stars as "The Humping Robot", a major motion picture coming soon. John Connor takes the new Terminator out for a test run. Cobra Commander has trouble placing an order at the drive-through window. The latest clients arrive on Fantasy Island, demanding the kind of fantasies that Mr. Roarke wasn't expecting to deliver. The Robot Chicken Nerd fantasizes a trip to Oz, but reimagines Dorothy's companions as supercool alternatives.
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#37 - Daddy Daughter Day 2
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 8 - Episode 19
Following Erica and Geoff’s breakup, Murray decides to take Erica out on a daddy-daughter date to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Adam is excited to participate in the school senior prank until his conscience catches up with him and he enlists Beverly’s help to get him out of it.
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#38 - Hi.
Robot Chicken - Season 9 - Episode 19
Robot Chicken ends the season with a bang and some nudity as the Nerd jumps the Grand Canyon. Stranger Things are happening to the school bully… VERY Stranger Things. Witness the greatest Japanese commercial of ALL TIME!
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#39 - Secret of the Flushed Footlong
Robot Chicken - Season 8 - Episode 16
Some outtakes from Seth Green's Burger King commercial. Krang tries his hand at online dating. A look at Huey Lewis' lost hit song from "Back to the Future".
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#40 - The Ramblings of Maurice
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 16
Those plastic 6-pack rings are deadly to turtles, in more ways than one. A cereal company expands its marketing tactics. Every time Harvey "Two-Face" Dent attacks Batman, he adds to his disfigurations. G.I. Joe lays Junkyard to rest, and adds his name to the Wall of Heroes. With development on the sequel to "The Dark Crystal" stalled, the producers re-imagine the project with a gangsta-rap take.
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#41 - Not Enough Women
Robot Chicken - Season 8 - Episode 18
Darth Vader learns the meaning of "I'm Sorry". The Terminator alters the future a little too much. Edna Mode starts an incredible new job.
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#42 - Your Mouth Is Hanging Off Your Face
Robot Chicken - Season 9 - Episode 17
King Kong fell from the Empire State Building; the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles don't have money to pay for a pizza; the Smurfs try some Sudafed.
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#43 - Food
Robot Chicken - Season 8 - Episode 17
Walter White Jr. raps about breakfast. The Exo-Squad have some jobs to do. Remy makes a new kind of ratatouille.
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#44 - The Downtown Boys
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 9 - Episode 16
Barry and his friends try to reclaim their youth by forming a boy band, but they quickly learn they aren’t kids anymore. Meanwhile, Adam has the keys to Erica’s downtown apartment but realizes he’s not cut out for city life.
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#45 - No Wait, He Has a Cane
Robot Chicken - Season 9 - Episode 18
The writers of Robot Chicken tell Two-Face the most they've ever lost on a coin toss. The Joker bombs on stage, but not in our hearts. Jon Snow faces the greatest threat Westeros has ever seen!
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#46 - Quaker Warden
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 8 - Episode 11
After realizing how little time Adam has left at William Penn, a sentimental Beverly decides to get more involved at the school, to Adam and Principal Ball’s dismay. In order to prevent her from intervening with Senior Skip Day, Adam and Principal Ball team up to put Beverly through an intense Quaker Warden training, which ends up backfiring.
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#47 - The Angelic Sounds of Mike Giggling
Robot Chicken - Season 8 - Episode 19
Has Lois Lane been super-murdered? Batman wonders if Superman can bleed. The audience votes on the season 8 finale spectacular!
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#48 - Blade Runner: The Musical
The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 10 - Episode 11
Adam’s creative funk is revitalized by a new job in the arts, but his overzealous management style causes Beverly to do something unthinkable! Meanwhile, as a young father, Geoff finds it difficult to relate to the JTP.
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#49 - Due to Constraints of Time and Budget
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 15
As Indiana Jones warns Marion to keep her eyes closed, spirits try to get the two of them to open them. An elephant named Morton is playing hookie from school, when out of the blue he comes face to face with Crackhead Kangaroo. The 1968 animated masterpiece "Yellow Submarine" gets a mashup with the 1990 masterpiece "Hunt for Red October." As the best Mario Kart driver, Toad is the perfect transporter, as long as her clients honor their part of the deal.
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#50 - Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors
Robot Chicken - Season 4 - Episode 18
We see how the knight guarding the Holy Grail spends his time. The Beast is put in a pimped out castle with twenty beauties, one of whom he must find to be his true love or he will die. Montage Man is here to speed things along.
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