The BEST episodes written by Bernie Kahn

The Whole Tooth and...
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8.68
64 votes

#1 - The Whole Tooth and...

Get Smart - Season 2 - Episode 14

While carrying plans for a nuclear reactor, Max runs into KAOS Agents, so he must hide the plans. Max later has to pretend to be a convict and go to jail to get them back.

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Bronzefinger
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8.61
66 votes

#2 - Bronzefinger

Get Smart - Season 2 - Episode 12

Max has to learn about art in order to try to capture an art thief.

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The Hairbrained Scheme
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8.40
5 votes

#3 - The Hairbrained Scheme

Petticoat Junction - Season 2 - Episode 35

Uncle Joe buys a goat which he hopes to milk for millions--by peddling the milk as a hair-growing balm to aid Hooterville's numerous bald citizens.

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Going Ape
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8.18
60 votes

#4 - Going Ape

Bewitched - Season 5 - Episode 22

Samantha changes an ape into a handsome man named Harry who is instantly discovered as model potential.

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Who is Max Ledbetter and Why is He Saying All Those Terrible Things?
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7.80
5 votes

#5 - Who is Max Ledbetter and Why is He Saying All Those Terrible Things?

The Partridge Family - Season 2 - Episode 24

The Partridges hire a psychic performer for Tracy's birthday party. Keith and Danny keep asking for predictions about their lives, so the psychic asks them to help his failing business from a foreclosure.

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My Fair Opponent
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7.74
17 votes

#6 - My Fair Opponent

The Brady Bunch - Season 3 - Episode 22

As a joke, Marcia's plain-looking friend Molly Webber is nominated to be hostess on Banquet Night. Marcia's mission to transform Molly into a knockout succeeds, only to discover that she is running against her friend.

The County Fair
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7.71
7 votes

#7 - The County Fair

Petticoat Junction - Season 3 - Episode 21

All the Bradley's expect to be a big winner in the contests they enter at the county-fair until Uncle Joe gives them a hand.

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Samantha Loses Her Voice
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7.70
99 votes

#8 - Samantha Loses Her Voice

Bewitched - Season 5 - Episode 10

As a joke, Uncle Arthur switches Samantha and Darrin's voices, and they try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

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To Twitch or Not to Twitch
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7.69
35 votes

#9 - To Twitch or Not to Twitch

Bewitched - Season 4 - Episode 25

The use of magic powers comes to a head between Darrin and Samantha when they get caught in the rain with a flat tire. This results in Samantha threatening to take Tabitha and leave Darrin, but they make up eventually.

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The House That Uncle Arthur Built
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7.68
25 votes

#10 - The House That Uncle Arthur Built

Bewitched - Season 7 - Episode 18

Uncle Arthur's new flame, Aretha, is not happy about his practical jokes. To please her, his practical jokes are installed in the Stephens' home where all hell breaks loose. Samantha tells Arthur that Aretha isn't worth putting her and Darrin through a lot of trouble and he puts their house back to normal.

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Samantha's Power Failure
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7.68
95 votes

#11 - Samantha's Power Failure

Bewitched - Season 5 - Episode 25

The Witches Council takes away Samantha's powers when she refuses to break up with Darrin. Uncle Arthur and Serena help out Samantha and, as a result, loses their powers as well. After a hellacious day in the mortal working world, Serena and Uncle Arthur decide that they are better off with their powers. Samantha goes to the Witches Council and tells them they are in the wrong for their ignorance. Then Samantha, Serena, and Uncle Arthur get their powers back.

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
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7.66
97 votes

#12 - Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Bewitched - Season 5 - Episode 6

Endora turns Darrin into the most self-centered, conceited person on earth. He thinks that this will make him lose an account with a new client, but Samantha saves the day when she tells the client that they should zero in on the youth market.

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Darrin Gone! And Forgotten?
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7.65
96 votes

#13 - Darrin Gone! And Forgotten?

Bewitched - Season 5 - Episode 4

Once upon a time, Endora made a deal with another witch Carlotta that Samantha will marry her son Juke, but Samantha hasn't lived up to her part of the deal. Now Carlotta and Juke are back and Carlotta will stop at nothing to give Juke what he wants. She makes Darrin disappear and never brings him back until Samantha agrees to marry Juke. Samantha tells Juke to finally stand up to his mother and tell her off.

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The Rivals
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7.64
105 votes

#14 - The Rivals

Three's Company - Season 2 - Episode 16

Chrissy steals Janet's date by accident, and they refuse to speak to each other. It's up to Jack to get the two girls together again.

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Humbug Not to Be Spoken Here
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7.61
96 votes

#15 - Humbug Not to Be Spoken Here

Bewitched - Season 4 - Episode 16

Samantha gets a mean, miserly manager named Mr. Mortimer to change his thoughts about Christmas and gets him to really think about others.

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Fester and Granny vs. Grandpapa Addams
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7.50
2 votes

#16 - Fester and Granny vs. Grandpapa Addams

The New Addams Family - Season 1 - Episode 40

Gomez and Morticia feel that Fester and Grandmama have been spoiling the children. So they ask Grandpapa Addams to look after the kids during their holiday.

Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines
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7.46
26 votes

#17 - Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/Chimpanzeeshines

The Love Boat - Season 1 - Episode 14

Isaac's possessive mother becomes jealous of her son's lady friend, while he objects to his mom sharing a cabin with her latest boyfriend; a divorced comedy team is too busy making jokes to admit they miss each other; Gopher's budding romance is nearly foiled by a jewel-stealing monkey.

Samantha's Better Halves
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7.30
90 votes

#18 - Samantha's Better Halves

Bewitched - Season 6 - Episode 15

Samantha and Darrin have a flashback. Darrin has to go to Japan to do business with a client, but cannot leave Samantha's side when her baby is due. Endora breaks Darrin into two people: the fun Darrin and the business Darrin, with strange and hilarious results.

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Samantha's Secret Is Discovered
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7.29
58 votes

#19 - Samantha's Secret Is Discovered

Bewitched - Season 6 - Episode 18

Phyllis catches Samantha using her magic powers and doesn't really know what to think. So, after six years, Samantha finally tells Phyllis that she is a witch and gives her a demonstation of her powers. Phyllis tells Frank about Samantha, and she tries to show Frank, but her powers have been taken away! Because of all this, Phyllis commits herself to a nursing home, convinced that she is a lunatic.

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A Good Turn Never Goes Unpunished
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7.27
26 votes

#20 - A Good Turn Never Goes Unpunished

Bewitched - Season 8 - Episode 24

Darrin needs help on an advertising campaign and Samantha offers her help using her own mind. Darrin thinks that she used witchcraft for the ideas she gave him and decides not to use her ideas. Darrin comes up with some ideas of his own and are rejected by the client Mr. Benson. He thinks witchcraft was used in the decision, too. Call it deja vu when Darrin shows Benson Sam's ideas ande Benson rejects them as well. Darrin feels like a total jackass and apologizes to Samantha, coming up with a stellar slogan for Benson.

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Darrin on a Pedestal
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7.19
59 votes

#21 - Darrin on a Pedestal

Bewitched - Season 7 - Episode 5

Darrin and Samantha are sightseeing in Gloucestor one day when Sam is called away for a special witches' meeting. Sam suggests that Serena accompany him, which turns out to be a great mistake when they comes across the Fisherman's Memorial statue. To find out more about the statue, Serena blinks him to life and in turn, replaces the statue with Darrin! Larry and a new client, Mr. Barrows, decide to meet Darrin and Samantha does all that she can to get Darrin out of a very preposterous situation.

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TV or Not TV
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7.12
26 votes

#22 - TV or Not TV

Bewitched - Season 8 - Episode 8

Tabitha speaks out about violence on TV. She pops on a TV show to reprimand two aggressive puppets. Of course, Darrin happens to be watching the show and tells Sam to get Tabitha off the TV. The sponsors say otherwise and Tabitha becomes a TV star. The Stephens are dead set against this and Sam makes sure that the sponsor, Mr. Silverton, brings his own daughter to the show for back-up. Tabitha isn't quite ready for the home audience yet (until 1977 with her self-titled spin-off show) and Robin, the Silverton's daughter wins her chance to be in the spotlight.

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The Tax Audit
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6.80
10 votes

#23 - The Tax Audit

Maude - Season 2 - Episode 21

Walter is a nervous wreck as the Findlays get a tax audit but the tax auditor, Harvey Clarke, turns out to be a man who tried to rape Maude 31 years ago in Boston, Massachusetts. When she tells Walter he doesn't want to do anything about it, but Maude can't let it go and decides to refresh his memory.

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Love and the Letter
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5.00
2 votes

#24 - Love and the Letter

Love, American Style - Season 1 - Episode 5

A teacher criticizes a student's letter.

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Love and the Particular Girl
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0.00
0 votes

#25 - Love and the Particular Girl

Love, American Style - Season 3 - Episode 50

A girl uses karate moves on her dates.