The WORST episodes of Valentine

Every episode of Valentine ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Valentine!

Now living in Los Angeles after being sent down from Mount Olympus, the Valentine family stives to bring soul mates together with a touch of magic. Grace Valentine, formerly known as Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love, constantly worries about the family business and their gift of immortality. To help give business a boost, Grace hires a romance novelist, Kate Providence, despite her son Danny's objections. Together with Phoebe, the Godess of the Oracle at Delphi, and Leo, also known as Hercules, the Valentines work to spark romance between soul mates.

Last Updated: 9/29/2024Network: The CWStatus: Ended
She's Gone
star
7.47
57 votes

#1 - She's Gone

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/12/2009

A high-school couple is reunited by Grace and Leo. Ari and Ray are searching for Aunt Circe and the Adamantine Blade.

Directors: Kevin Dowling
Writer: Dan Studney
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Pilot
star
7.73
60 votes

#2 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2008

The Valentine family is sent down to Los Angeles from Mount Olympus, using magic to make sure true love continues to blossom on earth. Grace (Aphrodite), asks romance novelist Kate Providence for help, which angers her son Danny (Eros). Also, the Valentines try to spark love between a pair of long-time friends who are soulmates.

Directors: Kevin Dowling
Writer: Kevin Murphy
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Hound Dog
star
7.88
58 votes

#3 - Hound Dog

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/5/2009

The gang seeks the help of Aunt Circe to bring a couple together. Nobody believes Danny's story about being assaulted.

Directors: Bob Berlinger
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Summer Nights
star
7.88
59 votes

#4 - Summer Nights

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/28/2009

Grace wants to bring her new hired personal trainer and her nutritionist together. However, there is some past with Kate. Ari is missing his love gun.

Directors: Fred Gerber
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The Book of Love
star
7.97
58 votes

#5 - The Book of Love

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2008

Grace sends Phoebe to reignite passion between two former independent bookstore owners whose lives have now been almost nearly consumed by the stress of the corporate world. Meanwhile, Ari alerts Danny that there might be enemy forces plotting against the family, which leads to the family to ask for Ray's help. Ray, however, is skeptical about the situation, since he does not trust Ari, and is also frightened by the possibility of Ari finding out that he is having an affair with his wife.

Directors: David Warren
Writer: Phoef Sutton
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Daddy's Home
star
7.98
58 votes

#6 - Daddy's Home

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/2008

Grace's affair with Ray is put on hold when her husband, Ari, the god of war, returns home. There, Ari tries to get Danny to work for him instead of in the love business. Meanwhile, Morgan, a chemist, pines for Nisha.

Directors: Kevin Dowling
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Act Naturally
star
8.00
58 votes

#7 - Act Naturally

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2008

Tucker Blumsack, a Los Angeles theater manager, has his world thrown off balance when a movie star, Vivi, literally comes crashing into his life. Grace, Danny and Kate team up to save Vivi from jail time and get Tucker and Vivi together in order to have them realize they are meant for each other. Meanwhile, Phoebe doubts the motives a a mortal woman that enters their lives and has Leo help her confirm her suspicions about her.

Directors: John Putch
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God Only Knows
star
8.02
58 votes

#8 - God Only Knows

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/19/2009

Grace finds an unconventional way to get a couple together. Ray wants to return the Adamantine Blade to Hades, but then a strange woman shows up.

Directors: John Whitesell
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