The WORST episodes of Totally Spies!
Every episode of Totally Spies! ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Totally Spies!!
"Totally Spies!" is a fast-paced and fun show that depicts 3 girlfriends 'with an attitude' who have to cope with their daily lives at high school as well as the unpredictable pressures of international espionage. Whether the girls are laying low on a secret island off the coast of Japan, on hands and knees deep within the sewers of Paris or crouched in the baggage hold of a private jet over the Bermudas, they confront the most intimidating - and demented - of villains, each with their own special agenda for demonic, global rude behavior! The three friends each use their specific talents to help save the world while stressing about next week's algebra final or finding a decent prom dress on time.
#1 - Forever Liptastic
Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/20/2024
Romance is on the rocks as wedding couples get turned to stone!
#2 - Terrible Toddler Toys
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/15/2024
Exploding baby toys threaten WOOHP, and Alex tries to help out Glitterstar.
#3 - Totally Vintage
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/23/2024
A famous chef sabotages digital appliances while Sam's cooking horrifies Clover.
#4 - It Takes a Slob
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/8/2024
A trashy villain messes with the Spies and Alex's chances with a new coach.
#5 - Creepy Crawly Creature Catcher
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2024
The hottest digital game just got real: giant creepy crawlies run riot!
#6 - Totally Talented
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/26/2024
A vain online celebrity takes her plans for global domination offline.
#7 - So Totally Not Groove-y
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/17/2008
It's Saturday afternoon and, after Jerry tells the girls he has no mission for them, Sam, Clover and Alex are pumped for a totally shop-tastic day at The Groove! As an added bonus, when they get there they discover that there's barely anyone shopping – which makes for easy access to all their favorite boutiques. With the exception of a few strange occurrences everything is golden. That is, until the girls try to leave, and find themselves trapped in the Groove! Can the Spies get themselves out of this situation without any help from WOOHP? In the b-story, Jerry gives the girls WOOHP coupons.
#8 - Spies on the Farm
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/9/2006
The spies are sent undercover as farm workers to uncover a plot to turn humans into vegetable-like beings. It's up to the spies to save the day. In the b-story, Clover decides to not be dirty any more. Villain: The Vegan Farmer.
#9 - Evil Sushi Chef
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/26/2007
The Spies are sent to investigate strange reports of attacks on sushi restaurants! Can Clover and Alex piece together these strange clues, even with Sam leaving them in the middle of the missions? In a b-story, Sam keeps her undercover partnership a secret from Alex and Clover. And it's a personal mission: she has to track a recently-released ex-WHOOP prisoner.
#10 - Totally Icky!
Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/2/2008
When freaky occurrences start to happen all around Beverly Hills – filthy tornadoes, floods of sludge, and huge run-away dust bunnies - Jerry sends the spies to investigate the strange phenomenon. The girls discover that someone seems to be purposely scumming up their beloved city, but what terrible person would want to do that? The Spies track down their only clue - a feather from a feather duster, but will it be enough to save Beverly Hills before it's a complete garbage dump? In a b-story, Alex gets into trouble when she accidentally litters on campus.
#11 - Evil Pizza Guys
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/7/2007
With little happening in the world of espionage, Sam, Clover and Alex decide to take a little jaunt to the Italian countryside. They arrive at a quaint Tuscan villa that is the picture of serenity. Unfortunately, the serenity doesn't last long. In the b-story, Sam has but one wish: to visit Rome.
#12 - Evil Mascot
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/20/2008
When strange attacks on students are reported all over the Mali-U campus, Jerry enlists Sam, Clover and Alex to check it out. Is it just a coincidence that all the attacks happen to athletes? In a b-story, Alex is selected to be the new Mali-U mascot… only instead of getting to wear a cute mermaid costume, she's forced to dress as a can of dolphin-safe tuna!
#13 - Evil Heiress Much?
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/20/2006
The three richest people in the world are kidnapped and the girls are sent to protect the fifth richest person, the materialistic Milan Stilton (a parody of Paris Hilton) only to find that SHE is the kidnapper! In the b-story, Sam is jealous because of the stars. Villain: Milan Stilton.
#14 - Jungle Boogie
Season 6 - Episode 22 - Aired 12/13/2013
The spies have their vacation interrupted, and they have to battle plants which have turned against them.
#15 - Mime World
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/13/2008
Evil mime Jazz Hands opens his own theme park: Mime World! The Spies work undercover at the theme park to discover what his plan is, but it's bigger and more terrifying than they'd expected! Can the Spies defeat Jazz Hands and his army of mimes? In a b-story, Jerry tries a new hair tonic… that causes hair to grow everywhere but on his head!
#16 - Mime Your Own Business
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/22/2006
A mime plans to turn everyone into silent mimes with his accordion after a failed performance in order to get revenge, another way to stop Alex from telling Sam & Clover's secrets! In the b-story, Sam and Clover are mad because Alex tells their secrets. Villain: Jazz Hands.
#17 - Virtual Stranger
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/21/2007
When Sam, Clover and Alex find themselves under attack at various locations throughout Mali-U, they begin to suspect, because of the nature of the assaults, that past villains are to blame. However, when Jerry informs them that those villains are still secured in the WOOHP prison system, the girls are perplexed. It eventually becomes clear that their friend Britney is possessed from an accident involving her virtual training, causing her to change into these villains and even adopt their personalities! Can the spies rid their friend of the virtual demon that took possession of her? In a b-story, Mandy and Mindy start a smear campaign in an effort to turn everyone in the dorms against Sam, Clover and Alex, forcing the girls to go around in disguises and find evidence which can hopefully clear their names!
#18 - Beauty Is Skin Deep
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/7/2006
A former beauty creates beauty products that gives terrible results! Sam and Alex suffer the ill-effects as well. It's up to Clover to save the day! In the b-story, Clover turns herself into ugly girl when she thinks she was rejected. Villain: Miss Vanity.
#19 - WOOHPersize Me!
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/28/2007
It's a bright, sunny day on the Mali-U campus. As Sam, Clover, Alex and Britney stroll across the quad, they suddenly hear a strange sound. "Woohp! Woohp!" To their utter shock and surprise, they look up to see a group of students doing what appears to be the officially sanctioned WOOHP workout routine! Incredulous, they ask what's going on. That's when Mandy and Mindy tell them: "Duh. It's only the latest workout craze!" When the girls tell Jerry what's going on, he's equally as surprised and concerned. In a b-story, with Britney being drafted back into the team again, Alex's jealousies return.
#20 - Zero to Hero
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/2008
Jerry sends the spies on a mission where they quickly capture a ridiculous villain who created a special serum to turn him into a real-life version of Humongo Man – his favorite childhood action figure! Also, Alex goes on a date with Virgil, but when she decides that they should be "just friends" he doesn't want to give up- and accidentally stumbles upon the girls in full Spy gear! This gives him a new idea to win Alex over, but will it end up fantastic or disastrous? In a b-story, Clover and Sam vie for Employee of the month at Mali Café.
#21 - Evil Shoe Designer
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/14/2007
For their third and final Euro-mission, Sam, Clover and Alex are sent to check out the mysterious disappearances of various European fashion critics (including Beatrice Bash, editor of Fashion Slam! magazine). In a b-story, the girls are reacquainted with Guillaume, their former pool French boy… and this time they
#22 - Arnold the Great
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/12/2006
Following a humiliation in the lunchroom, Arnold is left depressed. That night, as they watch someone breaking into an armoured van, Arnold dressed as a superhero appears, and attempts to capture the man. The van seals, and drives off a cliff. Sam, Clover, and Alex save Arnold beforehand, and make him swear to keep their identities secret. Geraldine Husk appears after the spies leave, and gives Arnold a utility belt. The next day, Arnold's superhero alter ego has been reported saving people, but the device is secretly brainwashing Arnold to destroy the spies. In a b story, Alex finds a stray puppy, and looks after him, as she attempts to find the owner. Villain: Geraldine Husk.
#23 - The Show Must Go On... or Else
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/27/2008
Clover takes a theater class at Mali-U, and pretty soon, everyone around campus starts acting freaky! Anyone who is in the play starts to act like their character both on and off of the stage. Is there something more to this than just method acting? In a b-story, Clover takes a theater class to meet artistic boys.
#24 - Celebrity Swipe!
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/11/2013
The spies investigate the mysterious disappearance of high-profile celebrities. Plus, a talent scout checking out Mandy becomes more interested in Oinky.
#25 - Ho-ho-ho-No!
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/24/2008
It's the holiday season but the Spies don't get a vacation. Their latest mission is to investigate an Unidentified Flying Object - right above Beverly Hills! After the Spies finish investigating, the town gets a strange weather twist in the form of a blizzard. While everyone is snowed in, the Spies race to find the culprit and stop the snow before the town is completely buried! In a b-story, the girls take part in the Mali-U Secret Santa exchange and learn that the holidays aren't about materialism.It's the holiday season but the Spies don't get a vacation. Their latest mission is to investigate an Unidentified Flying Object - right above Beverly Hills! After the Spies finish investigating, the town gets a strange weather twist in the form of a blizzard. While everyone is snowed in, the Spies race to find the culprit and stop the snow before the town is completely buried! In a b-story, the girls take part in the Mali-U Secret Santa exchange and learn that the holidays aren't about materialism.