The WORST episodes of Those Who Can't
Every episode of Those Who Can't ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Those Who Can't!
Those Who Can't follows three trouble-making teachers, played by show creators Adam Cayton-Holland, Andrew Orvedahl and Ben Roy of the Denver-based comedy troupe The Grawlix. More inept than the kids they teach, they're out to beat the system as they struggle to survive each day on their own terms. Joining them is Maria Thayer (Eagleheart) as the school librarian with an insuppressible passion for life.
#1 - A Smoot Holiday Coincidence
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/4/2019
The Smoot teachers rally around a student as they raise money for his heart transplant.
#4 - One Ding-Wonder
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/25/2019
When a Smoot student becomes a viral sensation, Shoemaker gets a brush with fame, and Loren and Abbey try to out-viral everyone with a video of their own.
#6 - All's Fairbell
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/14/2019
Against all odds, Fairbell is excelling in his new role as principal - but the arrival of a buttoned-up guidance counselor jeopardizes the rest of the gang's easy street.
#10 - Lady and the Skamp
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2016
The teachers protest poor working conditions by going on strike, Shoemaker and Abbey butt heads over who's the real strike leader, and Loren and Rod tailgate the event...leaving Quinn and Tammy to man the understaffed school.
#11 - Escapegoats
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/11/2019
With the gang trapped in a Smoot "escape room," new guidance counselor Steven leads the charge to get them fired.
#13 - Oof, Nut City
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2016
Principal Quinn tasks the guys with helping a shy kid win the student election, but they do their jobs a little too well and unwittingly create a monster. Abbey and Quinn have a fight over Smoot High's debate practices.
#14 - The Fairbell Tape
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2016
Shoemaker and Abbey work to get the vending machine returned after it's removed by the PTA. Later, Loren clashes with his old teacher while Fairbell's sexual orientation is discovered.
#15 - SKAppily Ever After
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/18/2019
Everyone chips in to throw Loren and Jade a dream wedding at the school. Meanwhile, Abbey wants to take her anonymous online relationship to the next level.
#16 - Electile Dysfunction
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/1/2016
Smoot is used as a polling station for the Denver mayoral election and Quinn assigns the staff to count votes, but the series finale of a major television show occupies the teachers' time and attention.
#19 - A New Dog in the Yard
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2016
After being appointed interim wrestling coach, Fairbell starts a beef with the rival school's coach, who Abbey has a crush on. Plus, Shoemaker takes testosterone, and Loren deals with a new girlfriend - and her two children.
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#20 - For Whom the Bell's Tolls
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/24/2016
The guys come to school drunk on the day Superintendent Carson promises to fire the worst teacher. Shoemaker has a medical flare-up, Loren maintains a buzz in order to save face, and Fairbell makes a ridiculous new friend.
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#21 - Plains High School Drifter
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2016
Cattie hires a former Denver Bronco to be Smoot's new head football coach, and he appoints Loren as his assistant. But the new coach's methods don't sit well with Tammy and Shoemaker, who go to great lengths to fire him.
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#23 - What's Eating Uncle Jake?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/10/2016
After leading the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell gets benched when the PTA appoints a new coach. Plus, Shoemaker takes asst. coaching a bit too far, and Loren schemes for a shady game sponsor.
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#24 - Wet Dreams May Come
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/31/2016
Shoemaker is tormented by a disturbing sex dream, and the drama teacher wrongly advises him to act on it. Meanwhile, Fairbell befriends the new school police officer even though the rest of the gang tries to get rid of him.
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