The WORST episodes of The Misery Index

#1 - Eat My Pants!

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2021

We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire, and for the first time ever we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears.

#2 - Chicken, Spaghetti & Sex

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/20/2020

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

#3 - A Soprano In The Family

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/17/2020

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

#4 - My Stepson, My Husband?, My Lover

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2021

The World's most impatient dog; the importance of keeping two hands on the wheel; Q Shares a day and night to remember; Sam and Nicole share their pain and battle for $30,000.

#5 - That Milk Must Have Turned By Now

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/2019

Welcome to The Misery Index where host Jameela Jamil and the stars of the hit show "Impractical Jokers" are paired with contestants to guess the misery of some hilariously traumatic real-life events for a chance at $30,000.

#6 - It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/8/2020

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

#7 - We Got That D!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2019

Learning the misery of accidental man-boobs, how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an accident; the contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

#8 - A Monkey Stole My Baby

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2021

A monkey steals a baby; a woman gets her ultimate dream granted; how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

#9 - Major Red Flags

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/20/2021

#10 - The Grandma Special

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/4/2020

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

#11 - No One Told Sal

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/25/2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

#12 - Confirmed Urine

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/10/2020

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

#13 - Bridge Over Troubled Informercial

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2021

#14 - Florida! Florida! Florida!

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/29/2022

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

#15 - Camels Gone Wild

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/29/2022

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

#16 - He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/27/2020

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

#17 - A Brick In The Face

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/16/2020

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

#18 - Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2021

#19 - Check Out This Sucker!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2019

A Tenderloins' mother comes out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose; a fart professional; someone caught before the act.

#20 - Ye Olden Days of Misery

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2021

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

#21 - I Used To Have Abs Once Too

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/2/2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

#22 - You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/2019

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

#23 - I'd Say Sex With a Nun!

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/15/2020

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

#24 - Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/9/2020

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

#25 - It Messes With Your Head!

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/24/2020

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.