The Misery Index

The WORST episodes of The Misery Index

Every episode of The Misery Index ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Misery Index!

Two teams, each with one contestant and two Impractical Jokers, will compete against each other by attempting to rate hilarious and miserable real-life events on a scale of 1-100 based on the “Misery Index,” a ranking system created by a team of therapists.

Last Updated: 9/27/2022Network: TBS
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Chicken, Spaghetti & Sex
star
7.00
14 votes

#1 - Chicken, Spaghetti & Sex

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/20/2020

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

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A Soprano In The Family
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7.07
14 votes

#2 - A Soprano In The Family

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/17/2020

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

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Eat My Pants!
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7.07
14 votes

#3 - Eat My Pants!

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2021

We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire, and for the first time ever we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears.

My Stepson, My Husband?, My Lover
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7.17
6 votes

#4 - My Stepson, My Husband?, My Lover

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2021

The World's most impatient dog; the importance of keeping two hands on the wheel; Q Shares a day and night to remember; Sam and Nicole share their pain and battle for $30,000.

That Milk Must Have Turned By Now
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7.19
62 votes

#5 - That Milk Must Have Turned By Now

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/2019

Welcome to The Misery Index where host Jameela Jamil and the stars of the hit show "Impractical Jokers" are paired with contestants to guess the misery of some hilariously traumatic real-life events for a chance at $30,000.

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It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath
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7.21
14 votes

#6 - It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/8/2020

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

We Got That D!
star
7.29
28 votes

#7 - We Got That D!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2019

Learning the misery of accidental man-boobs, how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an accident; the contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

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A Monkey Stole My Baby
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7.30
10 votes

#8 - A Monkey Stole My Baby

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2021

A monkey steals a baby; a woman gets her ultimate dream granted; how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

No One Told Sal
star
7.31
16 votes

#9 - No One Told Sal

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/25/2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

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The Grandma Special
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7.32
19 votes

#10 - The Grandma Special

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/4/2020

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

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Confirmed Urine
star
7.33
18 votes

#11 - Confirmed Urine

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/10/2020

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

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Major Red Flags
star
7.33
9 votes

#12 - Major Red Flags

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/20/2021

Bridge Over Troubled Informercial
star
7.33
9 votes

#13 - Bridge Over Troubled Informercial

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2021

Check Out This Sucker!
star
7.35
23 votes

#14 - Check Out This Sucker!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/10/2019

A Tenderloins' mother comes out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose; a fart professional; someone caught before the act.

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I Used To Have Abs Once Too
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7.35
17 votes

#15 - I Used To Have Abs Once Too

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/2/2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

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A Brick In The Face
star
7.36
14 votes

#16 - A Brick In The Face

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/16/2020

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

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He Looks Like Mr. Magoo
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7.36
14 votes

#17 - He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/27/2020

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

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You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth
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7.36
25 votes

#18 - You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/12/2019

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

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Ye Olden Days of Misery
star
7.38
8 votes

#19 - Ye Olden Days of Misery

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2021

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

Camels Gone Wild
star
7.40
5 votes

#20 - Camels Gone Wild

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/29/2022

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!
star
7.41
17 votes

#21 - Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/9/2020

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

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I'd Say Sex With a Nun!
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7.43
14 votes

#22 - I'd Say Sex With a Nun!

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/15/2020

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

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It Messes With Your Head!
star
7.44
16 votes

#23 - It Messes With Your Head!

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 11/24/2020

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

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Waste of a Good Bum
star
7.46
13 votes

#24 - Waste of a Good Bum

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2021

He's Crushing His Man Cave Game
star
7.47
30 votes

#25 - He's Crushing His Man Cave Game

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/2019

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

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