The BEST episodes of The Misery Index

#1 - Major Red Flags

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/20/2021

#2 - It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/8/2020

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

#3 - I'd Say Sex With a Nun!

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/15/2020

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

#4 - Are You Cray-Cray?

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/22/2020

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk.

#5 - The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 12/23/2020

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!

#6 - Eat My Pants!

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/26/2021

We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire, and for the first time ever we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears.

#7 - Waste of a Good Bum

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2021

#8 - A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/9/2021

#9 - Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2021

#10 - Ye Olden Days of Misery

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/23/2021

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

#11 - A Monkey Stole My Baby

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/2/2021

A monkey steals a baby; a woman gets her ultimate dream granted; how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

#12 - Don't Dip THAT in the Salsa

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2021

Moped riding is an extreme sport; manscaping takes bravery; how littering can be deadly; brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen.

#13 - My Stepson, My Husband?, My Lover

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2021

The World's most impatient dog; the importance of keeping two hands on the wheel; Q Shares a day and night to remember; Sam and Nicole share their pain and battle for $30,000.

#14 - Double the Misery

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/1/2020

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

#15 - Bridge Over Troubled Informercial

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2021

#16 - Florida! Florida! Florida!

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/29/2022

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

#17 - Joel McHale Explodes

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/29/2022

Joel McHale drops in to reveal when things really blew up, experience the sounds of sex with Jameela, and watch what happens when a kite kidnaps your kid. Our two contestants go head-to-head for the grand prize of $30,000.

#18 - Camels Gone Wild

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/29/2022

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

#19 - Sexy Cougars

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/29/2022

Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.

#20 - Is That a Third Arm?!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/29/2022

Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.

#21 - Feel the Burn

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/29/2022

Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.

#22 - Beast Murr

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/29/2022

Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.

#23 - She Licks What???

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/29/2022

Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.

#24 - Gambled on a Fart

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/29/2022

Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.

#25 - That's Not Snowflake!

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/29/2022

You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.