The BEST episodes of The Misery Index
Every episode of The Misery Index ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Misery Index!
Two teams, each with one contestant and two Impractical Jokers, will compete against each other by attempting to rate hilarious and miserable real-life events on a scale of 1-100 based on the “Misery Index,” a ranking system created by a team of therapists.
#1 - Feel the Burn
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/29/2022
Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.
#2 - Is That a Third Arm?!
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/29/2022
Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.
#3 - That's Not Snowflake!
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/29/2022
You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.
#4 - Sexy Cougars
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/29/2022
Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.
#5 - She Licks What???
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/29/2022
Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.
#6 - A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/9/2021
#7 - When We Smash
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/14/2020
Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.
#8 - Beast Murr
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/29/2022
Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.
#9 - The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 12/23/2020
In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Gambled on a Fart
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/29/2022
Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.
#12 - This is Not a Drill!
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/28/2020
Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.
#13 - Don't Dip THAT in the Salsa
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/9/2021
Moped riding is an extreme sport; manscaping takes bravery; how littering can be deadly; brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen.
#14 - Men of Intellect
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/2019
Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.
#15 - So That's Murder Then?
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2019
Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - They Made Me Do It!
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/17/2019
Learning which books one never wants to hear at bedtime; the most miserable way to get stuck cheating; a flasher and a scorned fiancé compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.
#17 - Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/16/2021
#18 - Send In The Clowns
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/18/2020
A moped crash makes Wile E. Coyote proud; a big family surprise for one Tenderloin; Murr makes a very bad bet; the contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.
#19 - They Didn't Blur the Dog!
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/11/2020
Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.
#20 - Double the Misery
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/1/2020
Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - He's Crushing His Man Cave Game
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/29/2019
What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?
#22 - Are You Cray-Cray?
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/22/2020
Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk.
#23 - If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go for Her Too
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2019
Murr doesn't want to pucker up; Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery; a bidet victim; someone who showed nudes to their boss.
#24 - Joel McHale Explodes
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/29/2022
Joel McHale drops in to reveal when things really blew up, experience the sounds of sex with Jameela, and watch what happens when a kite kidnaps your kid. Our two contestants go head-to-head for the grand prize of $30,000.
#25 - How Did It Get in There?
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/5/2019
A dumb way to break up with someone; a gross sex dream; a pants-free performer; a vertical face planter.