The WORST episodes of The Kids Are Alright

Every episode of The Kids Are Alright ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Kids Are Alright!

Set in the 1970s, this ensemble comedy follows a traditional Irish-Catholic family, the Clearys, as they navigate big and small changes during one of America's most turbulent decades. In a working-class neighborhood outside Los Angeles, Mike and Peggy raise eight boisterous boys who live out their days with little supervision. The household is turned upside down when oldest son Lawrence returns home and announces he's quitting the seminary to go off and "save the world." Times are changing and this family will never be the same. There are ten people, three bedrooms, one bathroom and everyone in it for themselves.

Last Updated: 9/29/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
Pilot
star
7.27
204 votes

#1 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2018

Lawrence, the prodigal eldest Cleary son, returns home from the seminary and breaks the news to his family that he’s dropping out for good, leaving Mike and Peggy upset and wondering why. Meanwhile, Timmy decides he wants to audition for a children’s theatre production but when Peggy finds out where it’s being held she forbids him from participating. Elsewhere, Eddie tries to keep his girlfriend a secret after Frank finds out and tries to blackmail him.

Directors: Randall Einhorn
Writer: Tim Doyle
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Mailbox
star
7.37
100 votes

#2 - Mailbox

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2019

Eddie becomes distraught when Wendi breaks up with him over disagreements on how they want to handle their future. Meanwhile, Mike struggles to address Eddie's heartbreak, and Peggy contemplates whether she has to break up with Wendi too. To complicate things further, Joey convinces Frank to send Wendi a love letter, pleading his case as to why she should be his girlfriend. With Frank's impending humiliation on the horizon, the Cleary boys try to help him retrieve the letter and just end up getting into more trouble.

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Christmas 1972
star
7.43
116 votes

#3 - Christmas 1972

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/11/2018

When Peggy's successful brother, Tom, drops in for Christmas, Mike immediately oozes with jealousy. After Tom gives the Clearys an extravagant Christmas gift, pride prevents Mike from taking it. Meanwhile, Timmy mistakenly receives $100 from his great-aunt for Christmas. Elsewhere, Eddie forgets to get Wendi a Christmas present and panic sets in.

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Show Boat
star
7.45
105 votes

#4 - Show Boat

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2019

Against Peggy's wishes, Frank secretly helps design a set for a musical in which Timmy is performing. Feeling jealous of all the positive attention Frank is getting for his work, Timmy devises a plan which forces Frank to admit his involvement on set, but Timmy's scheming backfires. Meanwhile, Mike grows increasingly concerned that Joey is heading down a shady moral path with all his wheeling and dealing, and decides to teach him a lesson.

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Happy Cecil
star
7.46
105 votes

#5 - Happy Cecil

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/19/2019

Mike and Peggy are stunned when they learn that Father Dunne has a girlfriend; Frank loses the church keys entrusted to him and must find them before anyone else does.

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Valentine's Day
star
7.46
110 votes

#6 - Valentine's Day

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/12/2019

Peggy tries to trick Timmy into taking better care of his personal hygiene; Mike fears that Peggy's meddling is causing Timmy to develop insecurities; Timmy receives a Valentine's Day card from a secret admirer and becomes unnerved.

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Peggy Drives Away
star
7.48
92 votes

#7 - Peggy Drives Away

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/9/2019

When Peggy storms out of the house without explanation after a mishap at the grocery store, Mike enlists Wendi to help find her.

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Whales
star
7.49
92 votes

#8 - Whales

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/14/2019

After learning that donations are down at her church, Peggy grows concerned that the cutbacks will affect the nursing home where she is secretly housing a close relative; Mike and Peggy blame the low donations on Father Abdi.

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Microwave
star
7.52
138 votes

#9 - Microwave

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2018

After Mike proudly introduces a new microwave to the Cleary household, Peggy immediately rejects it. Meanwhile, eager to see "everything" exposed for the first time, Joey and Timmy go to extremes to see Barbara Eden's wardrobe malfunction on a Bob Hope TV special. Elsewhere, Lawrence attempts to apply lessons from a psych class at school to psychoanalyze Mike and Peggy.

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Low Expectations
star
7.54
94 votes

#10 - Low Expectations

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/26/2019

Timmy enters a contest to appear on a TV show and takes matters into his own hands when he doesn't hear back; Peggy takes a driving test to get her license.

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Boxing
star
7.54
134 votes

#11 - Boxing

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/20/2018

Frank announces he has decided to compete in the church boxing tournament. When Frank can't cut it, Timmy steps in and takes up boxing in order to bond with his dad and get his approval. Elsewhere, feeling rusty after being at the seminary for so long, Lawrence asks Eddie to help prepare him for a date by taking him on a "practice date."

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Timmy's Poem
star
7.57
157 votes

#12 - Timmy's Poem

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2018

Timmy decides to enter a poetry contest to win the money he needs to repair his ventriloquist dummy. Stumped, he decides to plagiarize a poem and soon realizes he's not the only one who passed it off as his own. Meanwhile, Mike and Lawrence continue to butt heads when Lawrence complains that there are no fresh vegetables in the family's diet.

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Mass For Shut-ins
star
7.59
92 votes

#13 - Mass For Shut-ins

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/16/2019

Peggy manipulates William into joining the church choir to keep him engaged in Catholicism; Eddie and Joey are determined to get a hold of Led Zeppelin tickets.

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Behind the Counter
star
7.59
120 votes

#14 - Behind the Counter

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/27/2018

Mike comes to the conclusion that Eddie is being sexually active and takes it upon himself to give him enough advice to work things out. Later, Peggy disagrees with how Mike handled the situation and they argue over how much they should interfere in their children's lives. Elsewhere, Joey and Timmy attempt to disrupt Frank's plan to do free yardwork so that they can go back to getting paid.

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Little Cyst
star
7.59
111 votes

#15 - Little Cyst

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/4/2018

Mike and Peggy think they might be expecting again, but later Peggy is diagnosed with having a cyst instead. Meanwhile, the kids spy on Mike and Peggy to try to figure out what their unusual behavior is about. When Pat overhears that they are going to have a little sister, the Cleary kids decide to dig deeper.

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Mike's Award
star
7.61
82 votes

#16 - Mike's Award

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/7/2019

Peggy's competitive side kicks in and she decides to get Mike into the limelight; Joey acts as Timmy's manager to make sure he performs his magic act at the Pioneer Day Carnival; Eddie is determined to prove that the carnival games aren't all rigged.

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Peggy's Day Out
star
7.62
128 votes

#17 - Peggy's Day Out

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/13/2018

To hide a mess Eddie made, his girlfriend, Wendi, tries to distract Peggy by insisting she take a day off with a fun day out while they take care of the housework. To everyone's surprise, Peggy accepts the offer and requests Wendi tag along, with the ulterior motive of teaching her a lesson. Meanwhile, Eddie enlists the help of his brothers to clean up and keep Mike out of the house while Wendi and Peggy are out.

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Nine Birthdays
star
7.63
105 votes

#18 - Nine Birthdays

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/26/2019

Peggy's talent for reusing wax from old birthday candles to create new ones leads her to pursue candle-making work; Timmy is determined to get audience tickets for a taping of "Boxcar Billy's Hobo Jamboree."

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Wendi's House
star
7.71
100 votes

#19 - Wendi's House

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/19/2019

Mike and Peggy are sympathetic when Wendi's parents split up until Peggy realizes that Wendi's parents left her in the house alone, leaving her and Eddie unsupervised; Joey goes under cover.

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The Love List
star
7.73
100 votes

#20 - The Love List

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/8/2019

The Cleary boys beg Peggy to tell them she loves them, so Peggy posts a ranked list of their names on the fridge in the hopes that someone will divulge who broke the dining room light fixture. Timmy incriminates his brother but feels so guilty that he gets a horrible stomachache and heads to the hospital. Back at home, Mike invites Grover, a co-worker, disguised as an amateur detective to their home to help compel a confession out of the guilty Cleary child.

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Vietnam
star
7.78
103 votes

#21 - Vietnam

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/5/2019

The Clearys are conflicted when Lawrence and Eddie are drafted to serve in the Vietnam War. Although Eddie and Lawrence try to avoid going, they come to terms with their fate. Though they are both proud, Mike and Peggy take matters into their own hands and try to derail Lawrence and Eddie's decision to serve their country.

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Irish Goodbye
star
7.82
84 votes

#22 - Irish Goodbye

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/21/2019

Peggy struggles with Lawrence's decision to move out of the house; Timmy can't find his ventriloquist dummy, Knuckles, and learns that Joey took him without asking.

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Timmy's New Hobby
star
7.84
90 votes

#23 - Timmy's New Hobby

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/30/2019

Peggy discovers that Timmy has a newfound and inappropriate hobby and urges Mike to talk to him about it; Mike tries to talk to Timmy about the topic and enlists Lawrence's help in the matter; Frank is determined to catch Joey in a lie.

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