The Half Hour

The BEST episodes of The Half Hour

Every episode of The Half Hour ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Half Hour!

The Half Hour shines a spotlight on some of the funniest and most unique voices in stand-up comedy. You'll never guess how long each episode is.

Last Updated: 9/30/2022Network:Comedy Central
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Tone Bell
star
8.50
14 votes

#1 - Tone Bell

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/28/2015

Tone Bell explains why he doesn't want to meet his cousin's baby, reveals why he can't smoke weed and tells a story about a bank that doesn't take cash.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Sean Donnelly
star
8.50
8 votes

#2 - Sean Donnelly

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/14/2015

Sean Donnelly acknowledges his looks, talks about why he has a hard time losing weight and reveals what marriage has taught him.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Tommy Johnagin
star
8.45
11 votes

#3 - Tommy Johnagin

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/13/2014

Tommy Johnagin covers everything from teaching his mother to use technology to buying his girlfriend lingerie to accidentally getting drunk before the birth of his daughter.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Mark Normand
star
8.42
12 votes

#4 - Mark Normand

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/18/2014

Mark Normand discusses women's pictures on Facebook, lazy racism and hanging out at gay bars.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Andy Haynes
star
8.33
9 votes

#5 - Andy Haynes

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/14/2013

Andy Haynes fantasizes about a new-and-improved subway system, explains why getting engaged sucks for men and describes his gangster rescue cats.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Cristela Alonzo
star
8.14
7 votes

#6 - Cristela Alonzo

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/7/2013

Cristela Alonzo describes the post-Halloween walk of shame, using the McRib to tell time and her hatred of nail salon small talk.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Baron Vaughn
star
8.14
7 votes

#7 - Baron Vaughn

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 6/21/2013

Baron Vaughn talks about growing up in a rough neighborhood, the relative trustworthiness of cereal mascots and the test that all black people secretly give each other.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Damien Lemon
star
8.14
7 votes

#8 - Damien Lemon

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/11/2014

Damien Lemon talks about his hatred of destination weddings, failed novelists writing Yelp reviews and his dream of having sex with a hand dryer.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Rachel Feinstein
star
8.13
8 votes

#9 - Rachel Feinstein

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/11/2014

Rachel Feinstein discusses her postcoital behavior, her embarrassing mother and her mortal fear of marrying a theater teacher named Richard.

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Michael Che
star
8.08
24 votes

#10 - Michael Che

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/6/2014

Michael Che discusses hospitable racists, paying taxes and how sex gets better with age.

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Joe List
star
8.00
10 votes

#11 - Joe List

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2015

Joe List discusses coping with anxiety in yoga class, aggressive sex, strange male bonding rituals and his uncle's questionable babysitting methods.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Phil Hanley
star
8.00
9 votes

#12 - Phil Hanley

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/14/2015

Phil Hanley talks about everything from living with his parents as an adult to moving to New York City from Canada to the difficulties of dating.

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Mike Lawrence
star
7.86
7 votes

#13 - Mike Lawrence

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/31/2013

Mike Lawrence describes fights with homeless people, the best part of working at McDonald's and seeing "Spaceballs" before "Star Wars."

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Sean Patton
star
7.86
7 votes

#14 - Sean Patton

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/21/2013

Sean Patton explains the best way to win a fight, reveals his desire to be a fraternity's pledge master and describes his dream of being a matchmaker for people with STDs.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Garfunkel and Oates
star
7.85
13 votes

#15 - Garfunkel and Oates

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/8/2012

Garfunkel & Oates sing about Pat Robertson, smug pregnancies and orgasmic Go-Karts.

Watch Now:Amazon
Kurt Braunohler
star
7.85
13 votes

#16 - Kurt Braunohler

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/25/2014

Kurt Braunohler talks about his unmitigated hatred of biscotti, the airport security strategies he uses and the unfortunate way that he discovered masturbation.

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Nikki Glaser
star
7.83
12 votes

#17 - Nikki Glaser

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/3/2013

Nikki Glaser discusses the perils of home waxing, explains what's keeping her from getting pregnant and ruminates about the plusses and minuses of sober sex.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Matthew Broussard
star
7.81
16 votes

#18 - Matthew Broussard

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/21/2016

Matthew Broussard admits he looks like a villain, explains why college is basically a social experiment and reveals the least sexy thing you can say to a woman.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Jonah Ray
star
7.80
10 votes

#19 - Jonah Ray

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/24/2013

Jonah Ray reveals what it's like to have a live-in girlfriend, remembers a tense game of Truth-or-Date and recounts an unpleasant encounter with a heavy metal musician.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Cy Amundson
star
7.80
10 votes

#20 - Cy Amundson

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/16/2016

Cy Amundson reveals the strange ways in which his obsessive-compulsive disorder manifests itself, explains why he loves to lie and describes how to diffuse an argument.

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Sam Morril
star
7.78
9 votes

#21 - Sam Morril

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/24/2015

Sam Morril talks about what we should be teaching children, nonsensical homophobia, the repercussions of telling controversial jokes and surprise orgies.

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Ali Siddiq
star
7.73
15 votes

#22 - Ali Siddiq

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/16/2016

Ali Siddiq tells a story about his fiercely competitive daughter, faces the hard truth about his son and describes how living in a white neighborhood has changed him.

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Dan Soder
star
7.73
11 votes

#23 - Dan Soder

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/3/2013

Dan Soder suspects millennials ruin everything with gentrification and too many abbreviations.

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Ben Kronberg
star
7.71
7 votes

#24 - Ben Kronberg

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/14/2013

Ben Kronberg asks life's big questions, talks pooping strategy and invents new names for everything from farts to underwater boners.

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David O'Doherty
star
7.70
10 votes

#25 - David O'Doherty

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/15/2012

David O'Doherty lays down sweet keyboard tunes about Shakira, the Internet and text messages.

Watch Now:Amazon

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