The WORST episodes of The Conners
Every episode of The Conners ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Conners!
This iconic family — Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J. — grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
#1 - There Won't Be Blood
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2018
It’s Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark’s, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn’t.
#2 - Campaign U-Turn and a Hard Write
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/1/2024
Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.
#3 - Hiding In and Moving Out
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/2023
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
#4 - It's Gonna Be a Great Day
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/26/2025
Darlene celebrates her promotion, hoping it will allow her to spend more time with Ben. Meanwhile, Jackie stumbles upon an opportunity to sue the pharmaceutical company responsible for Roseanne’s addiction, which sparks a family debate.
#5 - Education, Corruption, and Damnation
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2021
After Ben declines Darlene’s proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery which leads to Pastor Phil. Meanwhile, newly appointed City Councilman Don Blansky puts Jackie in a tough position as she and Neville are ready to open the new and improved Lunch Box.
#6 - Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2024
Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach; Jackie believes someone has hacked Bev's credit card when several frivolous charges show up on the bank statement.
#7 - Walden Pond, A Staycation and The Axis Powers
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/24/2021
Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box and recruits Neville to help her confront them.
#8 - Toilet Hacks and The Management Track
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2024
After feeling the cafeteria staff could use some organization, Darlene seeks to be manager of food services at Mark's college; Dan teaches housewives the basics of DIY home projects to make some extra money toward paying off the house.
#9 - Keep on Truckin'
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2018
A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.
#10 - Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2021
Part of Becky’s recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with former high school friend Mikey to apologize for lying to him about her living a successful life. Meanwhile, Darlene visits with Pastor Phil, and Louise continues planning her wedding.
#11 - Applications, Accusations and a Man-Bag
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/9/2025
Jackie decides to rejoin the police force despite everyone’s concerns. Darlene grows more skeptical about Mark’s secretive behavior. Meanwhile, Dan and Becky wade through uncomfortable conversations about Roseanne’s addiction issues and death.
#12 - Hanging in Dorms with Boys and The Secret Life of Men
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/20/2024
Darlene urges Ben to make some male friends as he feels anxious about turning 50; Mark asks Harris to buy him and his friends beer for their dorm room.
#13 - Hot for Teacher and Writing a Wrong
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/2/2022
Mark has returned to public school and is finding it hard to fit in. Darlene isn’t happy when she finds out what Mark’s doing to make a little extra cash for college. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.
#14 - When Sisters Collide and the Return of the Grifters
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/13/2024
Darlene crashes Mark's college trivia night to prove how smart she is; Neville finds out the money he loaned Dan was used for something other than its intended purpose.
#15 - Smash and Grab and Happy Death Day
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/10/2024
The hardware store experiences a smash-and-grab, and Dan and Jackie nab one of the culprits; Beverly Rose learns a lesson in remembering loved ones who have passed while keeping their memories alive.
#16 - Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2021
Lights, Camera, Action: “The Conners” is going live for both the East and West Coast broadcasts of the season four premiere episode. This iconic TV family continues to deal with the current pandemic while navigating breakups and newfound sobriety, all while planning an upcoming wedding.
#17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/8/2023
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
#18 - Sex, Lies and House Hunting
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/23/2022
Darlene falls in love with a house she’s looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she’s part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner. Meanwhile, Becky and Professor Davis are finding it hard to continue keeping their relationship a secret.
#19 - Live From Lanford
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/11/2020
The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote. Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan’s complicated relationship.
#20 - Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/12/2021
Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb. Meanwhile, Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark’s class.
#21 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2023
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
#22 - Triggered
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/2/2022
The Conner family is locked down in their home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.
#23 - Three Exes, Role Playing and a Waterbed
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/5/2022
Thinking it’s Ben’s day off, Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store only to run smack into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road and Jackie meets Logan’s mom.
#24 - Manifesting, Marriage Testing and Cheeseballs
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/24/2024
The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules
#25 - Fame, Flying Fists and Cold Feet
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2025
When the episode of Restaurant 9-1-1 featuring The Lunch Box finally airs on TV, Becky is inspired to become an influencer. Meanwhile, Jackie and Dan meet with a lawyer, and Darlene connects with someone at The Lobo Lounge.