The WORST episodes of The Conners
Every episode of The Conners ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Conners!
This iconic family — Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J. — grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
#1 - Hiding In and Moving Out
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/1/2023
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
#2 - Campaign U-Turn and a Hard Write
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/1/2024
Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.
#3 - There Won't Be Blood
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2018
It’s Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark’s, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn’t.
#4 - Toilet Hacks and The Management Track
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/17/2024
After feeling the cafeteria staff could use some organization, Darlene seeks to be manager of food services at Mark's college; Dan teaches housewives the basics of DIY home projects to make some extra money toward paying off the house.
#5 - Walden Pond, A Staycation and The Axis Powers
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/24/2021
Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her. Meanwhile, Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box and recruits Neville to help her confront them.
#6 - Hot for Teacher and Writing a Wrong
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/2/2022
Mark has returned to public school and is finding it hard to fit in. Darlene isn’t happy when she finds out what Mark’s doing to make a little extra cash for college. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself in an interesting situation with one of her college professors.
#7 - Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/2024
Becky decides it's time to introduce Tyler to Beverly Rose, but she is skeptical of Tyler's bonding approach; Jackie believes someone has hacked Bev's credit card when several frivolous charges show up on the bank statement.
#8 - Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2021
Part of Becky’s recovery program mandates she make amends with people she has lied to over the years, leading her to meet up again with former high school friend Mikey to apologize for lying to him about her living a successful life. Meanwhile, Darlene visits with Pastor Phil, and Louise continues planning her wedding.
#9 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/8/2023
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
#10 - Keep on Truckin'
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/16/2018
A sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before.
#11 - Education, Corruption, and Damnation
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2021
After Ben declines Darlene’s proposal, she starts to ponder why she tends to be so negative in life, prompting her to start a journey of self-discovery which leads to Pastor Phil. Meanwhile, newly appointed City Councilman Don Blansky puts Jackie in a tough position as she and Neville are ready to open the new and improved Lunch Box.
#12 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/15/2023
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
#13 - Hanging in Dorms with Boys and The Secret Life of Men
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/20/2024
Darlene urges Ben to make some male friends as he feels anxious about turning 50; Mark asks Harris to buy him and his friends beer for their dorm room.
#14 - When Sisters Collide and the Return of the Grifters
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/13/2024
Darlene crashes Mark's college trivia night to prove how smart she is; Neville finds out the money he loaned Dan was used for something other than its intended purpose.
#15 - Smash and Grab and Happy Death Day
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/10/2024
The hardware store experiences a smash-and-grab, and Dan and Jackie nab one of the culprits; Beverly Rose learns a lesson in remembering loved ones who have passed while keeping their memories alive.
#16 - Sex, Lies and House Hunting
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/23/2022
Darlene falls in love with a house she’s looking at, but when the realtor shares she has a better chance of getting the house if she’s part of a couple, she convinces Ben to pretend to be her partner. Meanwhile, Becky and Professor Davis are finding it hard to continue keeping their relationship a secret.
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#17 - Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2021
Lights, Camera, Action: “The Conners” is going live for both the East and West Coast broadcasts of the season four premiere episode. This iconic TV family continues to deal with the current pandemic while navigating breakups and newfound sobriety, all while planning an upcoming wedding.
#18 - Live From Lanford
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/11/2020
The Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote. Louise gets an opportunity that might send her away from Lanford, prompting the family to interfere in Dan’s complicated relationship.
#20 - Manifesting, Marriage Testing and Cheeseballs
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/24/2024
The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules
#21 - Three Exes, Role Playing and a Waterbed
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/5/2022
Thinking it’s Ben’s day off, Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store only to run smack into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road and Jackie meets Logan’s mom.
#22 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/2022
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
#23 - Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/12/2021
Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb. Meanwhile, Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark’s class.
#24 - Tangled Up in Blue
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2018
Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer.
#25 - Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/5/2023
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.