The WORST episodes of The Bill Engvall Show

#1 - United Front

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/29/2009

Bill and Susan lock horns over how to best punish Lauren, after she is caught in a lie. Meanwhile, Paul sets out to create an internet profile which will attract the ladies, and turns to Trent and Bryan for advice.

#2 - Good People

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/17/2007

Trent, the third string quarterback ends up as the starting quarterback and Bill struggles trying to help the boy improve his skills. Bill goes a little too far and Trent decides he does not want his dad at the game. Meanwhile, Lauren wants to get her belly button pierced.

#3 - Aloha, Raffles

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/24/2007

Bill plans to take the family on vacation to Hawaii. When he discovers that the family dog, Raffles is sick, the family must decide whether or not to try an expensive surgery. The kids try to help raise money to save Raffles in an unconventional way.

#4 - How Bill Met Susan

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/31/2007

For their anniversary Susan gets two tickets to a Broncos game, which Paul was delivering. While waiting on Paul, Bill and Susan share the story of how they met with the kids. This leads to a revelation for Susan and visit to the place where they met.

#5 - Honey Do

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/15/2008

#6 - The Night Before Christmas

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/15/2008

#7 - Snoop, Dog

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/24/2008

Bill and Susan are suspicious when Trent asks to go to a party with friends and they snoop around to determine if there is going to be drinking. The family must figure out how to get Raffles out from under their neighbor's home.

#8 - You Decide

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2009

Bill creates a plan to battle Susan's passive-aggressive temperament. Meanwhile, Trent's desperation to make a girl notice him may backfire. And Bill and Susan get an eyeful when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner, takes a dip in his hot tub in the buff.

#9 - Feel Free to Say No

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2007

Bill and Susan have many issues on to address in their home. Trent is having trouble in school, Bryan's pet snake got loose and Lauren got into a car accident.

#10 - Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/7/2007

Susan decides she wants to sell her muffins to make some extra money, and Bill tries his best to support her even though he's not thrilled with the idea. Bryan works on his rocket for the science fair with the goal to beat one of his friends.

#11 - Jealous Guy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2007

Susan informs Bill that they need some more "us time", but when Bill tries to use Paul's advice and tries to take Susan to a Chris Isaak concert, Susan declines because she had a relationship with Chris Isaak in college.

#12 - Susan's Best Friend

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2008

When Susan's friend, A.J. comes for a visit, it seems to accentuate the fact that Bill and Susan have lost the something in their marriage. They look for a way to set off those sparks again.

#13 - Let It Go

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2009

After Susan and her friends go out for a girl's night, Bill becomes convinced that she talked about him. Bill becomes obsessed with knowing what she said, which creates more conflict between them. Bryan struggles to accept his first B on a science test and Lauren uses it to her advantage to tease her little brother.

#14 - Ask Your Mother

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2008

As a result of the fact that the kids ask their questions to Susan, Bill decides he needs to take a more active role in their lives. Paul has a new girlfriend and gets worried when she doesn't answer his emails.

#15 - Give Me a Break

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/18/2009

The Pearson family is hit hard by the economic downturn, and Lauren's spring break trip may be in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Trent learns that Paul had lost his baby pictures a few years ago.

#16 - The Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2007

Bill is celebrating his 46th birthday with the family. Bill is hoping for a motorcycle, but is surprised by his actual gift. Lauren works on getting a fake ID to get into a club.

#17 - Oh, Brother

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2009

When Bills brother, Danny, needs money for another one of his get rich quick business propositions, he asks his brother. Bill gives him a lot of money, which upsets Susan. Trent and Lauren are fighting and Bryan realizes that this may be a good thing for him.

#18 - Go Ahead, See If I Karaoke

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2007

Bill takes Susan out with friends to sing Karaoke and someone has a little too much to drink. Lauren meets a new boy that Bill does not like.

#19 - But That's Not Fair

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2008

Bill decides to teach the kids a lesson when they refuse to clean the garage by taking away their privileges. Susan and Bill have problems with their cell phones and end up with different results.

#20 - The Way We Were

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2009

Bill sets out to re-create memorable moments of their burgeoning love, after Susan shows a yearning for the spark of her dating days with Bill. Elsewhere, Lauren and Trent are asked to babysit Bryan, both which have dates for the movies.

#21 - A Reptile Dysfunction

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/7/2008

Trent and Bryan baby sit for Paul's iguana and Lauren gets a job.

#22 - I Like It That Way

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/15/2009

Susan teaches Bill a lesson after he refuses to shave his beard; Bryan tries to torment Lauren.

#23 - No Gifts, Please

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2008

For their wedding anniversary, Susan decides that they should not get each other gifts. Bill is worried that Susan won't be able to follow through and gets a small gift.

#24 - The Coffee Maker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/22/2009

Bill feels the need to teach his brother that money can not buy happiness after he springs gifts galore on the family, now that he's a success. Meanwhile, Paul gets involved with a silent auction after having his ego squashed.

#25 - PromZilla

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/7/2008

Susan and Bill disagree over how much money to spend on Lauren's prom experience, mainly because of Susan's own prom experience. Trent decides to try and become well know on the internet and needs Bryan's assistance.