The BEST episodes of The Bill Engvall Show

Every episode of The Bill Engvall Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Bill Engvall Show!

"The Bill Engvall Show" is a new TBS comedy series starring the Blue Collar Comedy Tour veteran, Bill Engvall, as Bill Pearson, a family counselor who's just struggling to understand his own children. There's his wife, Susan Pearson (Nancy Travis), who is a stay-at-home mom determined to keep her family in line, his teenage son, Trent Pearson (Graham Patrick Martin) who's attempting to live a teenage boy's life while trying to live up to his father's hopes, their teenage daughter, Lauren Pearson (Jennifer Lawrence), who is struggling between the choices of going with her parents wishes or being rebellious and defying them, and then Bill's young son, Bryan Pearson (Skyler Gisondo), who is just being a the little kid he is and constantly getting into trouble for such things as his pet snake getting loose. Then, there's Bill's two closest friends, played by Tim Meadows and Steve Hytner.

Last Updated: 1/5/2024Network: TBSStatus: Ended
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Car Trouble
star
7.86
7 votes

#1 - Car Trouble

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/5/2009

Bill plans on helping an excited Trent, find the perfect car to buy, but fails in his effort. Meanwhile, Bryan is having troubles at school with a bully.

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Dream Lover
star
7.86
7 votes

#2 - Dream Lover

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/31/2008

Susan becomes pre-occupied after she has a dream about Bill having an affair and then he meets a woman with the same name. Lauren helps Trent to get his driver's license.

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Trash Talk
star
7.80
5 votes

#3 - Trash Talk

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2009

Bill and Susanne get in an argument with their new neighbors over trash bins. Elsewhere, Trent blames his failure of a driving test on losing his lucky red coin.

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Pineblock Derby
star
7.60
5 votes

#4 - Pineblock Derby

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/3/2008

Bill gets in over his head when he offers to work on Bryan's derby car project. Lauren makes friends with a popular high school girl, who happens to be interested in her brother Trent. Things go well until Lauren realizes the girl has an ulterior motive.

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The Coffee Maker
star
7.57
7 votes

#5 - The Coffee Maker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/22/2009

Bill feels the need to teach his brother that money can not buy happiness after he springs gifts galore on the family, now that he's a success. Meanwhile, Paul gets involved with a silent auction after having his ego squashed.

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No Gifts, Please
star
7.50
6 votes

#6 - No Gifts, Please

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2008

For their wedding anniversary, Susan decides that they should not get each other gifts. Bill is worried that Susan won't be able to follow through and gets a small gift.

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Bill Talks a Good Game
star
7.50
4 votes

#7 - Bill Talks a Good Game

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/17/2008

Bill and Trent spend some father-son time together, although Bill becomes more completive and loses the point of their time. When A.J. becomes chummy with Lauren, Susan gets jealous and competes to become a friend too. Bryan attempts to make their home safer.

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PromZilla
star
7.50
4 votes

#8 - PromZilla

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/7/2008

Susan and Bill disagree over how much money to spend on Lauren's prom experience, mainly because of Susan's own prom experience. Trent decides to try and become well know on the internet and needs Bryan's assistance.

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I Like It That Way
star
7.50
6 votes

#9 - I Like It That Way

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/15/2009

Susan teaches Bill a lesson after he refuses to shave his beard; Bryan tries to torment Lauren.

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But That's Not Fair
star
7.44
9 votes

#10 - But That's Not Fair

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2008

Bill decides to teach the kids a lesson when they refuse to clean the garage by taking away their privileges. Susan and Bill have problems with their cell phones and end up with different results.

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A Reptile Dysfunction
star
7.40
5 votes

#11 - A Reptile Dysfunction

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/7/2008

Trent and Bryan baby sit for Paul's iguana and Lauren gets a job.

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The Way We Were
star
7.33
6 votes

#12 - The Way We Were

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2009

Bill sets out to re-create memorable moments of their burgeoning love, after Susan shows a yearning for the spark of her dating days with Bill. Elsewhere, Lauren and Trent are asked to babysit Bryan, both which have dates for the movies.

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Go Ahead, See If I Karaoke
star
7.29
7 votes

#13 - Go Ahead, See If I Karaoke

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2007

Bill takes Susan out with friends to sing Karaoke and someone has a little too much to drink. Lauren meets a new boy that Bill does not like.

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Oh, Brother
star
7.17
6 votes

#14 - Oh, Brother

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2009

When Bills brother, Danny, needs money for another one of his get rich quick business propositions, he asks his brother. Bill gives him a lot of money, which upsets Susan. Trent and Lauren are fighting and Bryan realizes that this may be a good thing for him.

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Give Me a Break
star
7.14
7 votes

#15 - Give Me a Break

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/18/2009

The Pearson family is hit hard by the economic downturn, and Lauren's spring break trip may be in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Trent learns that Paul had lost his baby pictures a few years ago.

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The Birthday
star
7.14
7 votes

#16 - The Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2007

Bill is celebrating his 46th birthday with the family. Bill is hoping for a motorcycle, but is surprised by his actual gift. Lauren works on getting a fake ID to get into a club.

Directors: James Widdoes
Writer: Taylor Hamra
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Ask Your Mother
star
7.00
6 votes

#17 - Ask Your Mother

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2008

As a result of the fact that the kids ask their questions to Susan, Bill decides he needs to take a more active role in their lives. Paul has a new girlfriend and gets worried when she doesn't answer his emails.

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You Decide
star
6.94
33 votes

#18 - You Decide

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2009

Bill creates a plan to battle Susan's passive-aggressive temperament. Meanwhile, Trent's desperation to make a girl notice him may backfire. And Bill and Susan get an eyeful when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner, takes a dip in his hot tub in the buff.

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Susan's Best Friend
star
6.83
6 votes

#19 - Susan's Best Friend

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2008

When Susan's friend, A.J. comes for a visit, it seems to accentuate the fact that Bill and Susan have lost the something in their marriage. They look for a way to set off those sparks again.

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Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?
star
6.75
8 votes

#20 - Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/7/2007

Susan decides she wants to sell her muffins to make some extra money, and Bill tries his best to support her even though he's not thrilled with the idea. Bryan works on his rocket for the science fair with the goal to beat one of his friends.

Directors: James Widdoes
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Feel Free to Say No
star
6.75
8 votes

#21 - Feel Free to Say No

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2007

Bill and Susan have many issues on to address in their home. Trent is having trouble in school, Bryan's pet snake got loose and Lauren got into a car accident.

Directors: James Widdoes
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Let It Go
star
6.67
6 votes

#22 - Let It Go

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2009

After Susan and her friends go out for a girl's night, Bill becomes convinced that she talked about him. Bill becomes obsessed with knowing what she said, which creates more conflict between them. Bryan struggles to accept his first B on a science test and Lauren uses it to her advantage to tease her little brother.

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How Bill Met Susan
star
6.64
11 votes

#23 - How Bill Met Susan

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/31/2007

For their anniversary Susan gets two tickets to a Broncos game, which Paul was delivering. While waiting on Paul, Bill and Susan share the story of how they met with the kids. This leads to a revelation for Susan and visit to the place where they met.

Directors: James Widdoes
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Jealous Guy
star
6.60
5 votes

#24 - Jealous Guy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2007

Susan informs Bill that they need some more "us time", but when Bill tries to use Paul's advice and tries to take Susan to a Chris Isaak concert, Susan declines because she had a relationship with Chris Isaak in college.

Directors: James Widdoes
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Snoop, Dog
star
6.57
7 votes

#25 - Snoop, Dog

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/24/2008

Bill and Susan are suspicious when Trent asks to go to a party with friends and they snoop around to determine if there is going to be drinking. The family must figure out how to get Raffles out from under their neighbor's home.

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