The BEST episodes of The Bill Engvall Show
Every episode of The Bill Engvall Show ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Bill Engvall Show!
"The Bill Engvall Show" is a new TBS comedy series starring the Blue Collar Comedy Tour veteran, Bill Engvall, as Bill Pearson, a family counselor who's just struggling to understand his own children. There's his wife, Susan Pearson (Nancy Travis), who is a stay-at-home mom determined to keep her family in line, his teenage son, Trent Pearson (Graham Patrick Martin) who's attempting to live a teenage boy's life while trying to live up to his father's hopes, their teenage daughter, Lauren Pearson (Jennifer Lawrence), who is struggling between the choices of going with her parents wishes or being rebellious and defying them, and then Bill's young son, Bryan Pearson (Skyler Gisondo), who is just being a the little kid he is and constantly getting into trouble for such things as his pet snake getting loose. Then, there's Bill's two closest friends, played by Tim Meadows and Steve Hytner.
#1 - You Decide
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2009
Bill creates a plan to battle Susan's passive-aggressive temperament. Meanwhile, Trent's desperation to make a girl notice him may backfire. And Bill and Susan get an eyeful when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner, takes a dip in his hot tub in the buff.
#2 - United Front
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/29/2009
Bill and Susan lock horns over how to best punish Lauren, after she is caught in a lie. Meanwhile, Paul sets out to create an internet profile which will attract the ladies, and turns to Trent and Bryan for advice.
#3 - Trash Talk
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2009
Bill and Susanne get in an argument with their new neighbors over trash bins. Elsewhere, Trent blames his failure of a driving test on losing his lucky red coin.
#4 - Car Trouble
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/5/2009
Bill plans on helping an excited Trent, find the perfect car to buy, but fails in his effort. Meanwhile, Bryan is having troubles at school with a bully.
#5 - The Coffee Maker
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/22/2009
Bill feels the need to teach his brother that money can not buy happiness after he springs gifts galore on the family, now that he's a success. Meanwhile, Paul gets involved with a silent auction after having his ego squashed.
#6 - I Like It That Way
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/15/2009
Susan teaches Bill a lesson after he refuses to shave his beard; Bryan tries to torment Lauren.
#7 - Oh, Brother
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2009
When Bills brother, Danny, needs money for another one of his get rich quick business propositions, he asks his brother. Bill gives him a lot of money, which upsets Susan. Trent and Lauren are fighting and Bryan realizes that this may be a good thing for him.
#8 - The Way We Were
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2009
Bill sets out to re-create memorable moments of their burgeoning love, after Susan shows a yearning for the spark of her dating days with Bill. Elsewhere, Lauren and Trent are asked to babysit Bryan, both which have dates for the movies.
#9 - Let It Go
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2009
After Susan and her friends go out for a girl's night, Bill becomes convinced that she talked about him. Bill becomes obsessed with knowing what she said, which creates more conflict between them. Bryan struggles to accept his first B on a science test and Lauren uses it to her advantage to tease her little brother.
#10 - Give Me a Break
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/18/2009
The Pearson family is hit hard by the economic downturn, and Lauren's spring break trip may be in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Trent learns that Paul had lost his baby pictures a few years ago.
#11 - Honey Do
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/15/2008
When Susan starts doing the chores on Bill's list, Paul advises him to do her chores; the kids spend hours counting the coins in Bill's change jar.
#13 - PromZilla
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/7/2008
Susan and Bill disagree over how much money to spend on Lauren's prom experience, mainly because of Susan's own prom experience. Trent decides to try and become well know on the internet and needs Bryan's assistance.
#14 - A Reptile Dysfunction
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/7/2008
Trent and Bryan baby sit for Paul's iguana and Lauren gets a job.
#15 - Dream Lover
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/31/2008
Susan becomes pre-occupied after she has a dream about Bill having an affair and then he meets a woman with the same name. Lauren helps Trent to get his driver's license.
#16 - Snoop, Dog
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/24/2008
Bill and Susan are suspicious when Trent asks to go to a party with friends and they snoop around to determine if there is going to be drinking. The family must figure out how to get Raffles out from under their neighbor's home.
#17 - Bill Talks a Good Game
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/17/2008
Bill and Trent spend some father-son time together, although Bill becomes more completive and loses the point of their time. When A.J. becomes chummy with Lauren, Susan gets jealous and competes to become a friend too. Bryan attempts to make their home safer.
#18 - Susan's Best Friend
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2008
When Susan's friend, A.J. comes for a visit, it seems to accentuate the fact that Bill and Susan have lost the something in their marriage. They look for a way to set off those sparks again.
#19 - Pineblock Derby
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/3/2008
Bill gets in over his head when he offers to work on Bryan's derby car project. Lauren makes friends with a popular high school girl, who happens to be interested in her brother Trent. Things go well until Lauren realizes the girl has an ulterior motive.
#20 - No Gifts, Please
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2008
For their wedding anniversary, Susan decides that they should not get each other gifts. Bill is worried that Susan won't be able to follow through and gets a small gift.
#21 - Ask Your Mother
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2008
As a result of the fact that the kids ask their questions to Susan, Bill decides he needs to take a more active role in their lives. Paul has a new girlfriend and gets worried when she doesn't answer his emails.
#22 - But That's Not Fair
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2008
Bill decides to teach the kids a lesson when they refuse to clean the garage by taking away their privileges. Susan and Bill have problems with their cell phones and end up with different results.
#23 - Go Ahead, See If I Karaoke
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2007
Bill takes Susan out with friends to sing Karaoke and someone has a little too much to drink. Lauren meets a new boy that Bill does not like.
#24 - The Birthday
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2007
Bill is celebrating his 46th birthday with the family. Bill is hoping for a motorcycle, but is surprised by his actual gift. Lauren works on getting a fake ID to get into a club.
#25 - Jealous Guy
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2007
Susan informs Bill that they need some more "us time", but when Bill tries to use Paul's advice and tries to take Susan to a Chris Isaak concert, Susan declines because she had a relationship with Chris Isaak in college.