The BEST episodes of The Bill Engvall Show

#1 - Trash Talk

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/5/2009

Bill and Susanne get in an argument with their new neighbors over trash bins. Elsewhere, Trent blames his failure of a driving test on losing his lucky red coin.

#2 - Dream Lover

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/31/2008

Susan becomes pre-occupied after she has a dream about Bill having an affair and then he meets a woman with the same name. Lauren helps Trent to get his driver's license.

#3 - Car Trouble

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/5/2009

Bill plans on helping an excited Trent, find the perfect car to buy, but fails in his effort. Meanwhile, Bryan is having troubles at school with a bully.

#4 - Pineblock Derby

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/3/2008

Bill gets in over his head when he offers to work on Bryan's derby car project. Lauren makes friends with a popular high school girl, who happens to be interested in her brother Trent. Things go well until Lauren realizes the girl has an ulterior motive.

#5 - Bill Talks a Good Game

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/17/2008

Bill and Trent spend some father-son time together, although Bill becomes more completive and loses the point of their time. When A.J. becomes chummy with Lauren, Susan gets jealous and competes to become a friend too. Bryan attempts to make their home safer.

#6 - PromZilla

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/7/2008

Susan and Bill disagree over how much money to spend on Lauren's prom experience, mainly because of Susan's own prom experience. Trent decides to try and become well know on the internet and needs Bryan's assistance.

#7 - The Coffee Maker

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/22/2009

Bill feels the need to teach his brother that money can not buy happiness after he springs gifts galore on the family, now that he's a success. Meanwhile, Paul gets involved with a silent auction after having his ego squashed.

#8 - No Gifts, Please

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/26/2008

For their wedding anniversary, Susan decides that they should not get each other gifts. Bill is worried that Susan won't be able to follow through and gets a small gift.

#9 - I Like It That Way

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/15/2009

Susan teaches Bill a lesson after he refuses to shave his beard; Bryan tries to torment Lauren.

#10 - A Reptile Dysfunction

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/7/2008

Trent and Bryan baby sit for Paul's iguana and Lauren gets a job.

#11 - The Way We Were

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2009

Bill sets out to re-create memorable moments of their burgeoning love, after Susan shows a yearning for the spark of her dating days with Bill. Elsewhere, Lauren and Trent are asked to babysit Bryan, both which have dates for the movies.

#12 - But That's Not Fair

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/12/2008

Bill decides to teach the kids a lesson when they refuse to clean the garage by taking away their privileges. Susan and Bill have problems with their cell phones and end up with different results.

#13 - Go Ahead, See If I Karaoke

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/4/2007

Bill takes Susan out with friends to sing Karaoke and someone has a little too much to drink. Lauren meets a new boy that Bill does not like.

#14 - Oh, Brother

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2009

When Bills brother, Danny, needs money for another one of his get rich quick business propositions, he asks his brother. Bill gives him a lot of money, which upsets Susan. Trent and Lauren are fighting and Bryan realizes that this may be a good thing for him.

#15 - Give Me a Break

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/18/2009

The Pearson family is hit hard by the economic downturn, and Lauren's spring break trip may be in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Trent learns that Paul had lost his baby pictures a few years ago.

#16 - The Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/28/2007

Bill is celebrating his 46th birthday with the family. Bill is hoping for a motorcycle, but is surprised by his actual gift. Lauren works on getting a fake ID to get into a club.

#17 - Ask Your Mother

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/19/2008

As a result of the fact that the kids ask their questions to Susan, Bill decides he needs to take a more active role in their lives. Paul has a new girlfriend and gets worried when she doesn't answer his emails.

#18 - Let It Go

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2009

After Susan and her friends go out for a girl's night, Bill becomes convinced that she talked about him. Bill becomes obsessed with knowing what she said, which creates more conflict between them. Bryan struggles to accept his first B on a science test and Lauren uses it to her advantage to tease her little brother.

#19 - Susan's Best Friend

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/10/2008

When Susan's friend, A.J. comes for a visit, it seems to accentuate the fact that Bill and Susan have lost the something in their marriage. They look for a way to set off those sparks again.

#20 - Jealous Guy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/21/2007

Susan informs Bill that they need some more "us time", but when Bill tries to use Paul's advice and tries to take Susan to a Chris Isaak concert, Susan declines because she had a relationship with Chris Isaak in college.

#21 - Have You Seen My Muffins, Man?

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/7/2007

Susan decides she wants to sell her muffins to make some extra money, and Bill tries his best to support her even though he's not thrilled with the idea. Bryan works on his rocket for the science fair with the goal to beat one of his friends.

#22 - Feel Free to Say No

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/14/2007

Bill and Susan have many issues on to address in their home. Trent is having trouble in school, Bryan's pet snake got loose and Lauren got into a car accident.

#23 - You Decide

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2009

Bill creates a plan to battle Susan's passive-aggressive temperament. Meanwhile, Trent's desperation to make a girl notice him may backfire. And Bill and Susan get an eyeful when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner, takes a dip in his hot tub in the buff.

#24 - Snoop, Dog

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/24/2008

Bill and Susan are suspicious when Trent asks to go to a party with friends and they snoop around to determine if there is going to be drinking. The family must figure out how to get Raffles out from under their neighbor's home.

#25 - The Night Before Christmas

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/15/2008