The WORST episodes of Storage Wars: Texas
Every episode of Storage Wars: Texas ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Storage Wars: Texas!
Storage Wars: Texas (Originally Storage Wars Dallas) is a reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2011. It is a regionalized spin-off of the highly-popular series Storage Wars.
#1 - Puffy in the Sky With Diamonds
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/13/2012
In the city of Irving, the buyers are on the hunt for old heirlooms. Victor employs some underhanded tactics to rattle the competition. Lesa and Jerry find some valuable roping gear. Ricky and Bubba try to get the inside scoop from their connections. And one team scores a locker with a potential 50 grand hit. The big question at this auction: who will find the diamond (or diamonds) in the rough?
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#3 - Remember the Alamo?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/10/2012
The storage warriors journey back to Ft. Worth, Texas to a facility known for its deceptively bad looking lockers. Lesa Lewis tries to find value in an old cookie jar. Victor Rjesnjansky becomes a New York Yankee in King Arthur's court. And Moe Prigoff hopes for a high score after missing Walt's auction. Looks can be deceiving, as the worst-looking locker delivers the biggest payout.
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#4 - Home on the Strange
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/6/2012
When the buyers head to the conservative town of Burelson, Texas, they find items that are anything but ordinary! Moe Prigoff is on the hunt for oddities. Lesa and Victor battle for a store display worth $8000. While Ricky and Bubba find what they believe is an electric hemorrhoid donut. Faster than lightning, more powerful than a steaming locomotive--when the buyers head to this Texas Bible belt, the competition gets weird.
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#5 - A Jenny for Your Thoughts
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/7/2012
Looking for a competitive edge in the male-dominated storage auction scene, the Dazzler uses her feminine wiles to obtain inside information. Ricky and Bubba set their Texas land speed record. Mary gets a second opinion on a find that Moe considers worthless. Venturing where no women are allowed, Jenny uncovers clues to the secrets of a centuries-old secret society. Victor and the other men mock her methods, but Jenny demonstrates that force is often no match for flirtation and that a smile can open all kinds of doors.
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#6 - I'd Do Anything for Lesa (But I Won't Do That)
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/7/2012
Sparks fly in DeSoto, Texas, as Lesa Lewis and Jerry Simpson return from East Texas to make another score -- and this time, Jenny Grumbles and Mary Padian are ready. Victor s emergency find has him rush to the local fire department. Jenny does an incredible makeover on some old furniture. Mary and Moe go spelunking to appraise some unusual items. To the amusement of the other buyers, the tension between Lesa, Jenny, and Mary boils over, and Lesa finds that what she says can and will be used against her.
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#7 - Night of the Pondering Dead
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/12/2012
In the small town of Ponder, a dark secret looms; the townspeople pounce on lockers like hordes of zombies. Ricky and Bubba score some intimate objects for cattle. Jenny Grumbles scrambles for antique furniture. Victor hears the voice of doom when appraising motorcycle gear, while Moe and Mary uncover an object that may have been built by Benjamin Franklin. As the buyers quickly learn--in the town of Ponder, the rabid citizens are quite fond of brains.
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#8 - Who Bought JFK?
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/2012
The buyers head to a high-end facility in Lake Highlands, Texas. Lesa Lewis battles for a locker with a dark item, Victor Rjesnjansky hunts for the key to a padlocked treasure chest, and one buyer stumbles across a real piece of American History. With conspiracies and collaborations afoot, the question on everyone's mind--who bought JFK?
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#9 - Cardboard Couture
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/5/2013
The East Texas town of Tyler hosts the auction--Kenny Stowe's territory. Ricky and Bubba throw down the gauntlet and run the gantlet against Kenny and the other East Texas locals. Mary is forced to be crafty while Jenny finds a Holy Grail of the music world. With bidding and tempers running high, Tyler becomes a turf war for its buried treasure--with one buyer losing money before the auction even begins.
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#10 - High Tea Tighty
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/27/2012
Lewisville, Texas is known for its glittering lakes and well-to-do residence--meaning it's the perfect place for the buyers to strike it rich. Victor and Lesa duke it out for a locker with a player piano. Roy Williams finds an alarming item, while Ricky and Bubba learn a thing or two about tea parties. The treasure is everywhere, but who will take home the winning item is anybody's guess.
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#11 - Mary Defeats Auction
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/2/2012
Garland, a city boasting the slogan "Texas Made Here," hosts the auction. Moe and Mary find a rare piece of U.S. history. Jenny Grumbles, influenced by a popular book series, discovers items that may stretch her sensibilities. Ricky and Bubba leave their comfort zone to turn a Texas river into a trading post. While one buyer brings more cash than ever before, everyone is quick to learn that there s a lot to be made in Garland.
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#12 - Mary Had a Little Blom
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/15/2012
The buyers travel to the transportation hub of Irving, TX. Dr. Moe's prot g e, Mary Padian, returns -- giving refurbisher, Jenny Grumbles, a run for her money. Ricky Smith learns a valuable lesson in human anatomy. Victor Rjesnjansky buys a secret agent's locker. And Bubba Smith is forced to find a buyer for some explicit art. Dr. Moe once said, "Mary's imagination really blows my socks off!" As the buyers are about to discover -- her mind is far stranger than expected.
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#13 - Hate to Burst Your Bubba
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/22/2012
Auctions take place in Lake Highlands, Texas--a wealthy suburb of Dallas. Victor Rjesnjansky snakes his way into Bubba's mind--turning him against Ricky. Jenny Grumbles scours the lockers, while working for a very picky client. Mary Padian bids against her former mentor. And Dr. Moe Prigoff returns to the auction--finding an item that blows up in his face. From repurposed to refurbished--the buyers will have to hustle to pump up their profits.
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#14 - If I Were a Tibettin' Man
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/13/2012
The buyers venture to a Ft. Worth facility with the potential for low costs and huge finds. Ricky and Bubba find football autographs, which may or may not prove authentic. Lesa Lewis buys a unit to prove she's no bottom feeder. And Victor Rjesnjansky goes head to head with hell on wheels. When a locker filled with high-end furniture goes up for sale, the race is on for a potential 100 thousand dollar score.
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#15 - For a Few Lockers More
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/27/2012
The Storage Stampede hits the Dallas metroplex with back-to-back auctions. If the buyers can't keep up with the crowd, they risk missing a locker of a lifetime. Ricky and Bubba enlist a fisherman's strategy. Victor Rjesnjansky gambles on some video poker machines. Jerry forces Lesa to buy a contractors unit, while Moe Prigoff gets caught up in some monkey business. Through a bevy of auctions, the buyers will have to show grit, stamina, and the ability to read a map, if they hope to win.
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#16 - Dallas Cowboys and Indians
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/20/2012
The buyers head to Ft. Worth, Texas in search of western collectables and old heirlooms. Ricky and Bubba bring a legendary cowboy for some celebrity help. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to make peace with the locals. And Lesa Lewis finds the ultimate weapon to squash her New York adversary. Though a civil war relic is found, the real question remains: how much is it Ft. Worth?
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#17 - Mary's New Hoopty Ride
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 12/11/2012
The auctions take place in Oak Cliff, Texas. Jenny battles Mary for a locker containing antique electronics. Vic finds that it s all about the Washingtons. Ricky and Bubba discover a Vaudeville curio with a hidden surprise. Moe and Mary pursue a locker containing what could be Mary s new truck. While one team s dream gets crushed, another learns that a belief in magic can allow them to take flight.
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#18 - A Fistful of Auctions
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/3/2012
The buyers have a big decision to make: go to an auction with safe "bread and butter" lockers or risk it all at an auction in a developing neighborhood. The claws come out, when Lesa battles with a hot young buyer. Ricky and Bubba find a collection of antique gunslingers toys. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to wash over the competition, while Roy Williams calculates a new strategy. With one big decision to make, who will go for broke and who will go home broke?
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#19 - Tank Girl
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/2/2012
The buyers venture to the Dallas suburb of Addison. The Rangers make an antique find that Ricky believes has its origin on the high seas. Jenny uncovers a piece of Hollywood. Mary, going solo, inventively attempts to channel The Doc as she makes a fateful purchase. The action doesn t stop when the bidding ends, and after two buyers haggle over an item, the buyers find that one person s trash is another person s death trap.
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#20 - Bounty Hunter Bubba Fett
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/13/2011
The auction action heads to Irving, TX -- a town located directly between Dallas and Ft. Worth. Lesa Lewis and Moe Prigoff go toe-to-toe for a unit with a mystical item. Victor Rjesnjansky flips a small locker for twenty-five times his initial investment. And Ricky and Bubba hit pay dirt with a locker containing sci-fi memorabilia. How much profit can one man make? From crystal balls to jedi masters -- the buyers will have to trust in the force to be named the Irving winner.
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#21 - The Surgeon, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/6/2012
A tornado is coming! When the buyers head to East Texas, the race is on to grab a locker before the storm hits. Ricky and Bubba go after a table with an ancient purpose. Victor tries to talk Moe out of a disastrous investment. While Jerry and Lesa stumble across some radioactive materials. In the wake of the storm, two buyers will have to band together to turn a profit. Who will nab a locker and who will be running for shelter?
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#22 - Aust-in-Translation
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/10/2012
Walt Cade and his buyers hit the road to Austin, Texas--the capital of the state and home to a multitude of proudly eclectic weirdoes. Moe and Mary battle for an antique unit with an 8 grand payout. Jenny gets a lesson in rock and roll. Victor finds an energizing item. And Rangers Ricky and Bubba use their home turf advantage to kick out the tourist competition. In a city whose motto is "Keep Austin Weird"--one team will truly learn the definition of an oddity.
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#23 - Grounded & Pounded
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/19/2013
Mary intends to get a step up on the competition when the buyers visit a storage auction in Plano, Texas. Ricky, flying solo, goes home with a pretty little doll, while Jenny the Dazzler gets devious and a locker of MMA equipment puts Kenny in a compromising position. While the auctions have shown in the past that winning storage lockers is often a mental game, Plano proves to be a place where the big can beat the clever.
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#24 - Shake Your Tailfeather!
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 2/12/2013
The buyers hit the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Jenny identifies Ricky and Bubba as obstacles to her success and aims to beat them at their own game. Victor finds women's accessories and offends the appraiser. Moe and Mary make a discovery that leads them to a burlesque performance. While a few buyers play it safe, the ones who leave their comfort zone find the best value in Fort Worth.
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#25 - The Cock Fighter From Mexico
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 1/15/2013
The auction action heads to the historical town of DeSoto, Texas. Victor Rjsenjansky tries to ruin his competition by sweeping the sale. Ricky and Bubba fight for a locker with an antique mannequin. Jenny Grumbles steals a potential half million dollars from Vic. And a mysterious Man in Black shows up to bag a locker with Willie Nelson memorabilia. From collectables to car parts, these buyers will have to turn to the dark side for a score.
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