The BEST Episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 28, 2019

Network: A&E

Storage Wars: Texas (Originally Storage Wars Dallas) is a reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2011. It is a regionalized spin-off of the highly-popular series Storage Wars.

Bronze Beauty

#1 - Bronze Beauty

Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired Jan 29, 2013

The auction action takes place in the tiny town of Pantego, Texas. Victor gets back in the game when he discovers a box of antique periodicals. Moe and Mary find a useful item in a beauty salon unit. Jenny competes with Ricky and Bubba, who are locked out of possible riches. While some buyers settle for a bronze, others strike gold, and prove that the best things come from a small town's packages.

star 8.68
50 votes
Darth Victor

#2 - Darth Victor

Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired Feb 5, 2013

The auction action gets tense in Arlington, Texas. Jenny must once again face down her nemeses Ricky and Bubba to acquire her dream locker. Moe and Mary discover rhythm and melody. Victor "The Outsider" goes undercover and unearths a relic from the 1970's that could be a thing of beauty. While one buyer discovers their dark side on the way to a victory, the losers are reminded that there are no friends at a storage auction.

star 8.64
44 votes
Hoarder Patrol

#3 - Hoarder Patrol

Season 2 - Episode 33 - Aired Feb 26, 2013

The auction takes place in the small East Texas town of Hallsville -- and it seems like nearly everyone shows up to compete with our buyers. Vic meets a local beauty queen, while Ricky and Bubba fight the crowds for a locker that may play a winning tune. Jenny's discovery takes her to a house of worship, while Mary and Moe hope to win a locker -- even if it incurs the wrath of Moe's wife

star 8.58
48 votes
A Ricky Runs Through It

#4 - A Ricky Runs Through It

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired Jan 29, 2013

The auction returns to the historic town of Waxahachie, where Victor needs to halt a losing streak. Moe and Mary, trying to help Mary s struggling brick and mortar, hope to score big with an antique instrument. Jenny returns to a time-tested strategy to get ahead. Rangers Bubba and Ricky reel in a surprise. While one buyer attempts to kill the others with kindness, it s the ones who play tough who make a killing.

star 8.57
47 votes
Mayor of Moneytown

#5 - Mayor of Moneytown

Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired Feb 5, 2013

The buyers return to the town of Carrollton, Texas. Victor pursues a custom motorcycle and finds more machinery than he anticipated. Ricky and Bubba go face to face with one of Ricky's biggest fears. Mary and Moe pursue a "showpiece" while Jenny patiently waits for what develops. With a five-figure haul at stake, what most buyers consider trash is truly one buyer's treasure.

star 8.57
49 votes
Throw Momma From the Auction

#6 - Throw Momma From the Auction

Season 2 - Episode 31 - Aired Feb 19, 2013

The auction takes place in Lancaster, Texas -- a spot on Bonnie and Clyde's 1934 robbery spree -- and the buyers also hope to make out like bandits. Rick and Bubba seek to stock up for a huge furniture sale. Moe, back from a Hawaii vacation, buys a risky locker, running afoul of Mary. Jenny Grumbles, joined by her mother, finds something in a furniture locker that leaves her hanging, while Victor seems more interested in Jenny's mother than the auction. With one team aiming for a five figure profit, and another just happy to get out in one piece, it's boom or bust once more in this Old West town.

star 8.57
49 votes
The Ninja and the Pitmaster

#7 - The Ninja and the Pitmaster

Season 2 - Episode 32 - Aired Feb 19, 2013

The buyers converge in the town of DeSoto, where a stranger on a motorcycle raises both prices and eyebrows. With only four lockers up for grabs, Ricky and Bubba aim for a sweep. Moe and Mary find that something is cooking with their car engine. Jenny plans for big furniture and ends up in the doghouse. With so few chances for a profitable find, every locker is a white-knuckle battle, and stealthy new buyer sneaks in to make a few enemies.

star 8.55
53 votes
Out of Af-Ricky

#8 - Out of Af-Ricky

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 29, 2012

The buyers venture to Cedar Hill, Texas--home of the rich and fabulous Dr. Moe Prigoff. Jenny Grumbles tries to toast Victor for a locker filled with chotskies. Bubba journeys alone to the heart of storage darkness. Mary tries to keep Moe from losing his mind and buying a locker filled with BBQ sauce. And Victor brings his truck to sweep the competition. From civil war prosthetics to voodoo statues--one buyer will curse his locker and one locker will curse its buyer.

star 8.54
59 votes
Hoopty Dreams

#9 - Hoopty Dreams

Season 2 - Episode 34 - Aired Feb 26, 2013

The buyers return to the classic Texas town of Fort Worth, where Victor seeks an ally in his bidding battle against Ricky and Bubba, who have their eyes on a coveted plasma cutter. Jenny finds an antique worthy of scientific examination. Moe and Mary try to stock up for their Hoopty Sale -- even if that means breaking and entering. In a week where teamwork falls short, the buyers learn that two heads in the auction game can sometimes mean zero dollars.

star 8.52
54 votes
Hell's Half Acre

#10 - Hell's Half Acre

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired Dec 3, 2013

The auction action returns to Fort Worth, and the home of Hell's Half Acre once again inspires hot blood and sharp tongues. Bubba, going solo, reckons with both East Texas Kenny and Cowboy Matt to win prize finds, though Mary could be the one reeling in the big catch. As Bubba goes James Bond with a hidden camera, and Matt ends up bloodied, the buyers discover that the most belligerent fighter often ends up the biggest loser.

star 8.41
61 votes
Fast Times at Texas High

#11 - Fast Times at Texas High

Season 2 - Episode 29 - Aired Feb 12, 2013

The auction in Killeen, Texas, where Bubba Smith went to high school, stirs up teenage memories for the Rangers and the other buyers. Victor overcomes a bad hair day to uncover some Civil War collectibles. Jenny is forced to moonlight as a safecracker. The Doc and the Junkster must use Mary's refurbishing skills to get value out of an outmoded dining room set. While Bubba attempts to be the big man on campus in his homecoming, other buyers may end up most likely to succeed.

star 8.34
71 votes
Moe's Def

#12 - Moe's Def

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired Jan 7, 2014

The auction season concludes with a bang in Fort Worth. Moe the junk-hoarding foot doctor, now limited to one locker a year by his wife, returns for his annual purchase. Mary decides to bid up her former mentor, and Ricky and Bubba devise a devious plan, while Jenny attempts to stock her store in advance of a sale. With lucrative big-city lockers up for grabs, the auction season ends with records truly being broken.

star 8.33
70 votes
For The Benefit Of Mr. Charles

#13 - For The Benefit Of Mr. Charles

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired Jan 7, 2014

The buyers head east to Longview, Texas, where Jenny attempts a bold new strategy. Rangers Ricky and Bubba attempt to both go big and go home, Matt Blevins resorts to scare tactics, and Mary shows up with an old friend who keeps people guessing. With this East Texas auction full of alarms and surprises, the brave will soar with the raptors, and others will run screaming for cover.

star 8.25
68 votes
Fear the Short Fat Man

#14 - Fear the Short Fat Man

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired Dec 3, 2013

The buyers head to the small town of Waxahachie. Ricky and Bubba find some green and end up putting it all away, while Jenny makes a scandalous find that could net her the profit of her lifetime. Meanwhile, Mary finds an old hand-powered machine that gives her a real buzz. With a rare stop in this outlying country town, the professional buyers aim to outbid the locals and still net a bargain--if they don't bid each other up first.

star 8.15
59 votes
Built for Pleasure Not Speed

#15 - Built for Pleasure Not Speed

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 1, 2013

The auction action goes down in the east Texas town of Longview. Lesa and Jerry play their home-field advantage and lock horns with the new team of Jenny and Mary. "Man in Black" Rudy Castro takes aim at an unusual weapon. Ricky and Bubba, seeking to expand their warehouse, reckon with more than they can handle. Out in Longview, there may be something for everyone--if their competition lets them get it.

star 8.12
95 votes
No Stash, Moe's Stache

#16 - No Stash, Moe's Stache

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 29, 2012

Carrollton, Texas hosts the auction. Moe and Mary debate their team name. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to blend in with some camouflage hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles wages war with Mary Padian for a unit with some glass blowing items. And Ricky and Bubba visit in old friend for a lesson in drugs. With the buyers acting crazy, who will be able to turn their storage stash into cold, hard cash?

star 8.11
87 votes
Yo! Mary Raps

#17 - Yo! Mary Raps

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 29, 2013

The buyers return to the Dallas suburb of Carrollton, where they find shocking surprises are in store. Ricky and Bubba will never be the same after a discovery directs them to a den of deviance. Kenny returns confident, but discovers it's not like riding a bike. Mary taps into a side of her personality that we've never seen and has a roaring crowd on their feet. As our buyers know, the suburbs often hold dark secrets, and while some leave triumphant, others are happy just to leave quickly.

star 8.10
99 votes
Take That Beethoven!

#18 - Take That Beethoven!

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 22, 2013

The auction action goes down in Dallas, where Lesa and Jerry return to play havoc with Mary and Jenny, and Ricky and Bubba seek revenge against Cowboy Matt Blevins. One find leads to a horse trainer, another to an art gallery, while one team's difference of opinion over the fate of a musical instrument ends up with everything in a shambles. In the big city, where big money means enormous risk, some folks will break the bank, and others will break up for good.

star 8.08
65 votes
Breaking Bubba

#19 - Breaking Bubba

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired Dec 18, 2012

Arlington, Texas hosts the auction action. Ricky and Bubba take their finds off to the races. Jenny gets a chance to trade makeover for makeover. Vic eyes a unit that Bubba guesses was used for nefarious purposes. The Doc and The Junkster show up with Moe at less than full strength--and things take a turn for the worse. As the buyers discover, even having all of your faculties is no guarantee to for success, and hard work sometimes isn't enough.

star 8.05
79 votes
Winners of the Centuries

#20 - Winners of the Centuries

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 22, 2013

The auction takes place in the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Englishman David Kay returns and gets chippy with the competition. Victor finds spy equipment, while Ricky and Bubba go for something large and dangerous, and Mary and her brother Blom try not to get burned. With some unusual items up for bidding, the buyers are forced to go to unusual lengths, and an old-fashioned Texas standoff could be on the dance card.

star 8.03
68 votes
Ka-Chingaladas!

#21 - Ka-Chingaladas!

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 10, 2013

The auction action takes place in Garland, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba challenge "The King of East Texas Flea Markets." Jenny and Mary, searching for armchairs and armoires, discover an armory. Vic returns to the flock with a new protege but his fleet find sends him in circles. With the new buyer throwing bidders off their game, everyone ends up far outside their comfort zone, but Garland does bring glory to a few

star 8.03
70 votes
Take a Deep Breath, It's Lesa!

#22 - Take a Deep Breath, It's Lesa!

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 27, 2013

The auction action takes place in the Houston suburb of Conroe, Texas, where the buyers are met by an old adversary. Mary and Moe feel the squeeze while Ricky and Bubba see if they can cash in on paranoia. Victor gets a helping hand while Jenny finds she may have picked the wrong time to dally far from Dallas. Whether or not they have heart, brains, and courage, the buyers find that there's no place like home.

star 8.02
100 votes
You Bought It, You Break It

#23 - You Bought It, You Break It

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired Jan 15, 2013

The buyers return to Mesquite, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba have experienced a famous losing streak. Jenny fights through a work-related injury. Vic sweats the small stuff. Moe and Mary uncover items that have them jumping and dancing. With half the buyers fighting through real or imagined disadvantages, Mesquite could be a winner for anyone with two hands -- provided they re not all thumbs.

star 8.01
101 votes
Shake Your Tailfeather!

#24 - Shake Your Tailfeather!

Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired Feb 12, 2013

The buyers hit the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Jenny identifies Ricky and Bubba as obstacles to her success and aims to beat them at their own game. Victor finds women's accessories and offends the appraiser. Moe and Mary make a discovery that leads them to a burlesque performance. While a few buyers play it safe, the ones who leave their comfort zone find the best value in Fort Worth.

star 8.00
9 votes
It's Always Sonny in Texas

#25 - It's Always Sonny in Texas

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 10, 2013

The buyers return to Fort Worth, where a local auctioneer joins as a bidder and stirs things up with Ricky and Bubba. Jenny and Mary disagree on the value of their finds, and one makes a surprising profit. Victor and his protege Sonny end up with another heavy workload, but the new guy might end up the biggest loser.

star 7.99
76 votes