The BEST episodes of Storage Wars: Texas

Every episode of Storage Wars: Texas ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Storage Wars: Texas!

Storage Wars: Texas (Originally Storage Wars Dallas) is a reality television series on the A&E Network that premiered in 2011. It is a regionalized spin-off of the highly-popular series Storage Wars.

Last Updated: 2/21/2024Network: A&EStatus: Ended
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Darth Victor
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8.63
43 votes

#1 - Darth Victor

Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 2/5/2013

The auction action gets tense in Arlington, Texas. Jenny must once again face down her nemeses Ricky and Bubba to acquire her dream locker. Moe and Mary discover rhythm and melody. Victor "The Outsider" goes undercover and unearths a relic from the 1970's that could be a thing of beauty. While one buyer discovers their dark side on the way to a victory, the losers are reminded that there are no friends at a storage auction.

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Hoarder Patrol
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8.62
45 votes

#2 - Hoarder Patrol

Season 2 - Episode 33 - Aired 2/26/2013

The auction takes place in the small East Texas town of Hallsville -- and it seems like nearly everyone shows up to compete with our buyers. Vic meets a local beauty queen, while Ricky and Bubba fight the crowds for a locker that may play a winning tune. Jenny's discovery takes her to a house of worship, while Mary and Moe hope to win a locker -- even if it incurs the wrath of Moe's wife

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Bronze Beauty
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8.61
49 votes

#3 - Bronze Beauty

Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 1/29/2013

The auction action takes place in the tiny town of Pantego, Texas. Victor gets back in the game when he discovers a box of antique periodicals. Moe and Mary find a useful item in a beauty salon unit. Jenny competes with Ricky and Bubba, who are locked out of possible riches. While some buyers settle for a bronze, others strike gold, and prove that the best things come from a small town's packages.

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A Ricky Runs Through It
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8.57
46 votes

#4 - A Ricky Runs Through It

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 1/29/2013

The auction returns to the historic town of Waxahachie, where Victor needs to halt a losing streak. Moe and Mary, trying to help Mary s struggling brick and mortar, hope to score big with an antique instrument. Jenny returns to a time-tested strategy to get ahead. Rangers Bubba and Ricky reel in a surprise. While one buyer attempts to kill the others with kindness, it s the ones who play tough who make a killing.

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Throw Momma From the Auction
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8.57
46 votes

#5 - Throw Momma From the Auction

Season 2 - Episode 31 - Aired 2/19/2013

The auction takes place in Lancaster, Texas -- a spot on Bonnie and Clyde's 1934 robbery spree -- and the buyers also hope to make out like bandits. Rick and Bubba seek to stock up for a huge furniture sale. Moe, back from a Hawaii vacation, buys a risky locker, running afoul of Mary. Jenny Grumbles, joined by her mother, finds something in a furniture locker that leaves her hanging, while Victor seems more interested in Jenny's mother than the auction. With one team aiming for a five figure profit, and another just happy to get out in one piece, it's boom or bust once more in this Old West town.

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Mayor of Moneytown
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8.56
48 votes

#6 - Mayor of Moneytown

Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 2/5/2013

The buyers return to the town of Carrollton, Texas. Victor pursues a custom motorcycle and finds more machinery than he anticipated. Ricky and Bubba go face to face with one of Ricky's biggest fears. Mary and Moe pursue a "showpiece" while Jenny patiently waits for what develops. With a five-figure haul at stake, what most buyers consider trash is truly one buyer's treasure.

The Ninja and the Pitmaster
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8.55
49 votes

#7 - The Ninja and the Pitmaster

Season 2 - Episode 32 - Aired 2/19/2013

The buyers converge in the town of DeSoto, where a stranger on a motorcycle raises both prices and eyebrows. With only four lockers up for grabs, Ricky and Bubba aim for a sweep. Moe and Mary find that something is cooking with their car engine. Jenny plans for big furniture and ends up in the doghouse. With so few chances for a profitable find, every locker is a white-knuckle battle, and stealthy new buyer sneaks in to make a few enemies.

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Hoopty Dreams
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8.47
53 votes

#8 - Hoopty Dreams

Season 2 - Episode 34 - Aired 2/26/2013

The buyers return to the classic Texas town of Fort Worth, where Victor seeks an ally in his bidding battle against Ricky and Bubba, who have their eyes on a coveted plasma cutter. Jenny finds an antique worthy of scientific examination. Moe and Mary try to stock up for their Hoopty Sale -- even if that means breaking and entering. In a week where teamwork falls short, the buyers learn that two heads in the auction game can sometimes mean zero dollars.

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Hell's Half Acre
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8.38
56 votes

#9 - Hell's Half Acre

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/3/2013

The auction action returns to Fort Worth, and the home of Hell's Half Acre once again inspires hot blood and sharp tongues. Bubba, going solo, reckons with both East Texas Kenny and Cowboy Matt to win prize finds, though Mary could be the one reeling in the big catch. As Bubba goes James Bond with a hidden camera, and Matt ends up bloodied, the buyers discover that the most belligerent fighter often ends up the biggest loser.

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Fast Times at Texas High
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8.31
70 votes

#10 - Fast Times at Texas High

Season 2 - Episode 29 - Aired 2/12/2013

The auction in Killeen, Texas, where Bubba Smith went to high school, stirs up teenage memories for the Rangers and the other buyers. Victor overcomes a bad hair day to uncover some Civil War collectibles. Jenny is forced to moonlight as a safecracker. The Doc and the Junkster must use Mary's refurbishing skills to get value out of an outmoded dining room set. While Bubba attempts to be the big man on campus in his homecoming, other buyers may end up most likely to succeed.

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Out of Af-Ricky
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8.27
60 votes

#11 - Out of Af-Ricky

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/29/2012

The buyers venture to Cedar Hill, Texas--home of the rich and fabulous Dr. Moe Prigoff. Jenny Grumbles tries to toast Victor for a locker filled with chotskies. Bubba journeys alone to the heart of storage darkness. Mary tries to keep Moe from losing his mind and buying a locker filled with BBQ sauce. And Victor brings his truck to sweep the competition. From civil war prosthetics to voodoo statues--one buyer will curse his locker and one locker will curse its buyer.

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Fear the Short Fat Man
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8.17
59 votes

#12 - Fear the Short Fat Man

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 12/3/2013

The buyers head to the small town of Waxahachie. Ricky and Bubba find some green and end up putting it all away, while Jenny makes a scandalous find that could net her the profit of her lifetime. Meanwhile, Mary finds an old hand-powered machine that gives her a real buzz. With a rare stop in this outlying country town, the professional buyers aim to outbid the locals and still net a bargain--if they don't bid each other up first.

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Moe's Def
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8.12
66 votes

#13 - Moe's Def

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 1/7/2014

The auction season concludes with a bang in Fort Worth. Moe the junk-hoarding foot doctor, now limited to one locker a year by his wife, returns for his annual purchase. Mary decides to bid up her former mentor, and Ricky and Bubba devise a devious plan, while Jenny attempts to stock her store in advance of a sale. With lucrative big-city lockers up for grabs, the auction season ends with records truly being broken.

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For The Benefit Of Mr. Charles
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8.05
66 votes

#14 - For The Benefit Of Mr. Charles

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 1/7/2014

The buyers head east to Longview, Texas, where Jenny attempts a bold new strategy. Rangers Ricky and Bubba attempt to both go big and go home, Matt Blevins resorts to scare tactics, and Mary shows up with an old friend who keeps people guessing. With this East Texas auction full of alarms and surprises, the brave will soar with the raptors, and others will run screaming for cover.

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Take a Deep Breath, It's Lesa!
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8.04
96 votes

#15 - Take a Deep Breath, It's Lesa!

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/27/2013

The auction action takes place in the Houston suburb of Conroe, Texas, where the buyers are met by an old adversary. Mary and Moe feel the squeeze while Ricky and Bubba see if they can cash in on paranoia. Victor gets a helping hand while Jenny finds she may have picked the wrong time to dally far from Dallas. Whether or not they have heart, brains, and courage, the buyers find that there's no place like home.

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Breaking Bubba
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8.03
76 votes

#16 - Breaking Bubba

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 12/18/2012

Arlington, Texas hosts the auction action. Ricky and Bubba take their finds off to the races. Jenny gets a chance to trade makeover for makeover. Vic eyes a unit that Bubba guesses was used for nefarious purposes. The Doc and The Junkster show up with Moe at less than full strength--and things take a turn for the worse. As the buyers discover, even having all of your faculties is no guarantee to for success, and hard work sometimes isn't enough.

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Yo! Mary Raps
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8.01
94 votes

#17 - Yo! Mary Raps

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/29/2013

The buyers return to the Dallas suburb of Carrollton, where they find shocking surprises are in store. Ricky and Bubba will never be the same after a discovery directs them to a den of deviance. Kenny returns confident, but discovers it's not like riding a bike. Mary taps into a side of her personality that we've never seen and has a roaring crowd on their feet. As our buyers know, the suburbs often hold dark secrets, and while some leave triumphant, others are happy just to leave quickly.

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Raiders of the Lost Arkana
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8.00
72 votes

#18 - Raiders of the Lost Arkana

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013

In search of old furniture and new territory, the buyers travel east to the border town of Texarkana. Slick Vic goes silent and stealthy to acquire a unit with action figures. Jenny the Dazzler may find diamonds in the rough. Moe and Mary go big after raw materials while Rangers Ricky and Bubba Smith uncover an unforgettable antique. Even in terra incognita on the State Line, the bevy of local border bidders learn not to mess with Texas.

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You Bought It, You Break It
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7.99
100 votes

#19 - You Bought It, You Break It

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 1/15/2013

The buyers return to Mesquite, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba have experienced a famous losing streak. Jenny fights through a work-related injury. Vic sweats the small stuff. Moe and Mary uncover items that have them jumping and dancing. With half the buyers fighting through real or imagined disadvantages, Mesquite could be a winner for anyone with two hands -- provided they re not all thumbs.

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Built for Pleasure Not Speed
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7.98
87 votes

#20 - Built for Pleasure Not Speed

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/1/2013

The auction action goes down in the east Texas town of Longview. Lesa and Jerry play their home-field advantage and lock horns with the new team of Jenny and Mary. "Man in Black" Rudy Castro takes aim at an unusual weapon. Ricky and Bubba, seeking to expand their warehouse, reckon with more than they can handle. Out in Longview, there may be something for everyone--if their competition lets them get it.

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Stowe-Age Wars
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7.96
97 votes

#21 - Stowe-Age Wars

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/17/2013

The auction returns to the town of Mesquite, and so does Ricky and Bubba's nemesis Kenny Stowe. The Rangers go chasing after vengeance, and their aim is true on a find that brings out a hidden talent. Jenny and Mary discover a Cold War relic while struggling Victor looks for bargains. More than one strategy could win big, but with Kenny around, Mesquite has the makings of a shootout.

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Everything's Coming Up Sonny
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7.94
88 votes

#22 - Everything's Coming Up Sonny

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 12/17/2013

The buyers visit the city of Mesquite on one of the hottest days of the year; Vic's protege takes a hit; Mary's discovery leads her to a llama farm.

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No Stash, Moe's Stache
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7.93
88 votes

#23 - No Stash, Moe's Stache

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/29/2012

Carrollton, Texas hosts the auction. Moe and Mary debate their team name. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to blend in with some camouflage hunting gear. Jenny Grumbles wages war with Mary Padian for a unit with some glass blowing items. And Ricky and Bubba visit in old friend for a lesson in drugs. With the buyers acting crazy, who will be able to turn their storage stash into cold, hard cash?

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Take That Beethoven!
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7.93
58 votes

#24 - Take That Beethoven!

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/22/2013

The auction action goes down in Dallas, where Lesa and Jerry return to play havoc with Mary and Jenny, and Ricky and Bubba seek revenge against Cowboy Matt Blevins. One find leads to a horse trainer, another to an art gallery, while one team's difference of opinion over the fate of a musical instrument ends up with everything in a shambles. In the big city, where big money means enormous risk, some folks will break the bank, and others will break up for good.

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Float Like a Bubbafly
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7.92
90 votes

#25 - Float Like a Bubbafly

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 11/12/2013

The auction action takes place in Dallas, where the big crowds get a jolt from the big wallet of Kenny Stowe from east Texas. Jenny fires her shot in the battle between the sexes while Mary aims to please and ends up with a real clown. Bubba, meanwhile, takes on Kenny blow-for-blow in an auction battle for the ages. Who will walk away the champ and who will end up on the ropes?

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