The BEST episodes of Still Game season 3

Every episode of Still Game season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Still Game season 3!

Based around the lives of pensioner pals Jack Jarvis and Victor McDade in and around a fictional part of Glasgow called Craiglang, focusing on the ironies and comedy of old age with humour, tenderness and pathos, these OAPS prove they're still game for anything the world can throw at them.

Last Updated: 10/1/2024Network: BBC ScotlandStatus: Ended
Swottin
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8.35
116 votes

#1 - Swottin

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/14/2004

Jack and Vic feel their lives have become routine to the point of redundancy. Does salvation lie in Glasgow University's course in Medicial Proficiency, or will the lure of a 75p pint be too much? Meanwhile, Boaby's losing customers and can't get his hole in a barrel of fannies. Can a quiz night and a lovely new barmaid be the answer to both problems?

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Oot
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8.23
105 votes

#2 - Oot

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/4/2004

Archie (Sylvester McCoy), an old friend of J & V's, finally has to leave the place where he has been secluded for nearly half a century, never going outside. Now the council are knocking his place down, but are Jack and Victor the best guides to the new century? Winston is experimenting with turning his house into a cinema. Looks like the Towering Inferno's on at Osprey Heights...

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Aff
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8.21
100 votes

#3 - Aff

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2004

For once Winston's complaint to the social office is genuine, and now has a foot that can stun even the most heartless of people into abject silence. Meanwhile, Jack devises a scheme to finally get the attention of his estranged son in Johannesburg. But things go wrong when he actually turns up to see his 'sick' father. Will things come to a climax, or will father and son remain more distant than ever?

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Big Yin
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8.16
106 votes

#4 - Big Yin

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/28/2004

The Neds (hooligans) begin a reign of terror in Craiglang. Jack and Victor contact an old friend to come to town and take matters in his giant-sized hands. If they can just keep him away from the Midori... Meanwhile, Winston's taking up a valued place at the local supermarket and suddenly finds that Craiglang has become a fair model for Sing Sing...

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Cairds
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8.08
113 votes

#5 - Cairds

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/21/2004

Boaby bars Jack & Vic & Co. from the Clansman. Turning Osprey Heights into a mini Las Vegas, Tam wins Joe's motor-wheelchair. However, plans are afoot to win it back, while Winston's feud with the bookies reaches a hilarious climax...

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Hoaliday
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7.99
117 votes

#6 - Hoaliday

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/7/2004

Jack and Victor kick off series 3 in an opening episode that picks up where the last episode of series 2 left off - the boys are flying to Canada to visit Jack's family. The boys are having a time of it - with a belated dose of jetlag - and take in the marvels of Gutbusters, Niagra Falls, Ice Hockey and tacky souvenirs. Soon the time looms for them to come home - or is it? And, back in Craiglang, there's a new man in Isa's life...

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