The WORST episodes of Simon & Simon
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Simon & Simon is a show based on TWO BROTHERS who just happen to be Private Investigators. They live and work in San Diego where once a week, for eight seasons, the series revealed the loyality and love they had for one another, "they're more than brothers, they're best of friends."
#1 - Something Special
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/31/1988
Both of the Simon brothers are amazed of the architect they are protecting, when she hires them.
#2 - Second Swell
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/14/1988
AJ's past comes back to haunt him when a routine serving of a summons goes terribly wrong. Bracken, a murderer convicted by AJ's testimony 17 years ago, has returned and wants revenge on both him and his ex-girlfriend, Kristen. The beating he gives AJ leaves the young Simon in the hospital. AJ doesn't tell anyone who attacked him, and as soon as he can stand, he leaves the hospital and goes in search of the girl he used to love. Once he finds her, he convinces her to let him stay while her husband's gone to protect her from Bracken. Meanwhile, Rick is beside himself with worry. AJ has gone off without telling him where he was going, and Rick knew it had something to do with the attack. Many hours of research later, he finds out about the old murder case AJ was involved in that happened while Rick was in Vietnam. Convinced more than ever that AJ's in real trouble, he starts tracking Kristen down. AJ and Kristen find themselves attracted to each other after all these years, but AJ refu
#3 - Love Song Of Abigail Marsh
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/1988
Abby is attracted to a client of the Simons, but they are concerned the relationship will be a disaster when they insist he tell her of his troubled past.
#4 - The Bare Facts
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/1983
In order to find a missing contractor, the Simons have to search a nudist colony.
#5 - Beauty and Deceased
Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/8/1988
An old friend of the Simons, Beth, shows up in their office after finding a blackmail note given to one of the beauty contestants in her pageant. She's responsible for the pageant going off smoothly, so she wants the Simons to go undercover and find out who is being blackmailed by whom. With a sparkle in his eye, Rick decides that AJ will enter as a contestant while he will show up as a judge. AJ is less than happy about it, especially the swimsuit competition, but grudgingly agrees to do it. Things get more serious when the pageant host stumbles upon the blackmailer being beaten by two toughs. The blackmailer, realizing the host must have heard that he owed money to a loan shark, kills him. A pageant contestant finds the body and is immediately suspected of being the murderer. It turns out that she was the one being blackmailed because she was kicked out of her family for being an unmarried mother. The Simons don't believe she's guilty and get Abby to give them 48 hours to find the re
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#6 - Reunion at Alcatraz
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/1985
Sam Penny is back searching for the only prisoner ever to have escaped from Alcatraz, almost 25 years ago.
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Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/19/1984
While the Simons are looking for a stolen horse, they uncover some revealing information about the racing accident that had killed their client's father years before.
#8 - Betty Grable Flies Again
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/1983
WWII pilot wants to find his long lost B-25.
#9 - Heels and Toes
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/2/1984
AJ's broken wrist puts him and Rick in position to help a dancer, a ballerina by day and an exotic dancer by night, who is accused of murdering her roommate.
#10 - Tonsillitis
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1986
Rick protests violently when the doctor wants to remove his tonsils, but he has to. While he is under anesthetic, he sees what he thinks is a murder, and no one will believe him.
#11 - Mike & Pat
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/1982
A dolphin is abducted, and Rick and AJ have to find him and bring him back before his mate starves herself to death.
#12 - C'est Simon (1)
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/1984
The Simons follow their mother to Paris where she has an affair with a suave Frenchman, but is he all that he seems?
#13 - Have You Hugged Your Private Detective Today?
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/1985
Just when his breakup with Liz has AJ looking for love in all the wrong places, the brothers are hired by a TV sex therapist to investigate the death of one of her employees.
#14 - Full Moon Blues
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/6/1986
Rick moves in with a woman for the first time in his life, but she won't continue their relationship until he meets her missing roommate, when Rick and AJ search for him, they find themselves caught between the government and the mob.
#15 - Eye of the Beholder
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/13/1986
A rich industrialist hires the Simons to provide security for the cursed Peruvian icon he's about to receive, and as long as they're there, he asks if they could also keep an eye on his two teenage daughters.
#16 - Cloak of Danger
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/1988
AJ writes a play based on a long-unsolved murder case, then suddenly it flushes out the real culprit.
#17 - C'est Simon (2)
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/1984
The Simons follow their mother to Paris where she has an affair with a suave Frenchman, but is he all that he seems?
#18 - Enchilada Express
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/1985
Their current case takes them to a Mexican divorce resort when a worried ex-wife asks them to find her husband.
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#19 - Mobile Home of the Brave
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/30/1986
A cameraman is pursued by the mob and involves a charming family on vacation in their mobile home at a theme park.
#20 - The Blue Chip Stomp
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/16/1986
The Simons help Town and a high school basketball coach when the teams star is accused of murdering a college recruiter.
#21 - A Design for Killing
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/10/1983
A clothing design house, featuring a top teen model, hires the Simons to protect its new fall line from being stolen by a rival firm.
#22 - Love and/or Marriage
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/1985
A wedding sets the stage, as Rick falls in love with their client (who suspects her husband is having an affair) and AJ proposes to Liz.
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Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/1985
A trained chimp is the only witness to a murder and they try to figure out who the chimp is identifying as the assailant.
#24 - A Significant Obsession
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/13/1986
Espionage at the laser research center. A former client obsessed with AJ hinders the investigation.
#25 - The Hottest Ticket in Town
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/12/1982
When their mother orders Rick and AJ to find tickets to a sold-out rock concert for their cousin, the search leads them to thousands of tickets that aren't suppose to exist, and big trouble when they try to return them.