The WORST episodes of Simon & Simon
Every episode of Simon & Simon ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Simon & Simon!
Simon & Simon is a show based on TWO BROTHERS who just happen to be Private Investigators. They live and work in San Diego where once a week, for eight seasons, the series revealed the loyality and love they had for one another, "they're more than brothers, they're best of friends."
#1 - Treasure
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1985
Against his better judgement, AJ agrees to go along on a job helping a wealthy old prospector find a lost mine in Mexico, when he finds himself attracted to the client, the man's daughter.
#2 - Eye of the Beholder
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/13/1986
A rich industrialist hires the Simons to provide security for the cursed Peruvian icon he's about to receive, and as long as they're there, he asks if they could also keep an eye on his two teenage daughters.
#3 - D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/27/1986
Rick and AJ help a couple of friends who claim they want a divorce, but act otherwise.
#4 - Act Five
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/3/1986
When the Simons find out their client has used them to cheat his wife out of her rightful settlement, they enlist the help of Town's cousin to set up a scam to get even.
#5 - The Last Harangue
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/10/1986
AJ runs for the city council while Rick investigates his opponent's alleged toxic waste dumping and murder.
#6 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/1/1986
When hoods try to steal the family journal, Rick and AJ are prompted to go to Boston (with cousin Elizabeth) and trace the family tree, where they learn about pairs of Simon brothers down through the ages. Wayne (AJ) and Mad Benedict (Rick) Simon and their mother (Cecelia) in revolution-era Boston. 1775 and 1776 Sir Francis (AJ) and Black Jack (Rick) Simon and their mother Evangeline (Cece) in Pirate's Key, Florida. 1692 Orville (AJ) and Wilbur (Rick) Simon, shoe salesmen from Buffalo (owners of Simon Brothers shoes) in 1986.
#7 - Competition--Who Needs It?
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1986
A large PI firm moves into the Simons office building vowing to drive them out of business, meanwhile, they're trying to get their client, a charter boat captain, the insurance settlement she deserves for the boat that blew up.
#8 - A.W.O.L
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1986
A young sailor who is framed for drug possession and goes A.W.O.L. gets help from the Simons
#9 - Still Phil After All These Years
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1986
AJ and Rick dig up a time capsule for their mother's high school reunion and get a surprise when they find things connecting her former classmate to a long ago murder.
#10 - The Cop Who Came to Dinner
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1986
Town is injured and becomes their house guest, without telling them his life may be in danger.
#11 - Full Moon Blues
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/6/1986
Rick moves in with a woman for the first time in his life, but she won't continue their relationship until he meets her missing roommate, when Rick and AJ search for him, they find themselves caught between the government and the mob.
#13 - The Rookie
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/1986
A rookie cop with a problem comes to the Simons for help, she suspects her partner, Town's mentor, is dirty, but she thinks if she reports him it will ruin her career.
#14 - Like Father, Like Son
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1986
Temple Hill asks Rick and AJ to protect the threatened son of a investigatve reporter who was murdered while working on an expose of a boxing promotor, but the boy wants them to help him find his father's killer.
#15 - The Case of Don Diablo
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/1986
Rick refuses to give up his search for the $100,000 case of Don Diablo Wine Cooler when the contest's ad executive hires AJ to find it, making Rick and AJ rivals in the search.
#16 - Mrs. Simon & Mrs. Simon
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/4/1986
Rick and AJ are hired by two lovely Greek stewardesses to investigate a murder they witnessed, then they end up marrying them to keep them from being deported to Greece (where the killers await) when their visas expire.
#17 - Just Because I'm Paranoid
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/11/1986
A woman insists on running in a marathon even though she is a target, AJ runs along with her and Rick patrols the path.
#18 - Tonsillitis
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/18/1986
Rick protests violently when the doctor wants to remove his tonsils, but he has to. While he is under anesthetic, he sees what he thinks is a murder, and no one will believe him.
#19 - Deep Water Death
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/8/1987
While doing a security check of a marine park, the Simons spot a ruthless pair they had a run-in with years before, and stick around to figure out what they're up to.
#20 - For Old Crime's Sake
Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/1987
The Simons investigate a 50 year old bank robbery, when one robber took all the money and his three accomplices want revenge.
#22 - Simon Without Simon (1)
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/24/1985
When they accidentally solve "the crime of the century" Rick and AJ accept the lucrative, but separate, job offers that result from the publicity, but things don't go as planned when they're ambushed and framed for espionage and attempted murder.
#23 - Simon Without Simon (2)
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/31/1985
When they accidentally solve "the crime of the century" Rick and AJ accept the lucratve, but separate, job offers that reslt from the publicity, but things don't go as planned when they're ambushed and framed for espionage and murder.
#24 - Slither
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/7/1985
AJ is undercover as a coach to check out a teen's drug habits, then when she runs away, he feels responsible, but when he and Rick try to bring her home, her street friends find a nasty way to fight back.
#25 - The Mickey Mouse Mob
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/14/1985
A candidate in a major union election hires Rick and AJ to find his wife and child he deserted years ago, the search gets the Simons involved with the bosses of both the East and West coast ties to the mob.