Siblings

The BEST episodes of Siblings

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Hannah and Dan are the worst brother and sister in the world. Through their own selfishness and idiocy, they spectacularly wreck the lives of those around them – old friends, love interests, family members, and the unlucky individuals who just happen to cross their paths.

Last Updated: 3/28/2022Network: BBC Three
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Balcombe's Funeral
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8.87
60 votes

#1 - Balcombe's Funeral

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/11/2014

Hannah and Dan attend the funeral of their old drama teacher Mr Balcombe, where Hannah is thrilled to see Adam Piper, the boy who gave her her first kiss and Dan meets his equally brain-dead friends Jack and Sheriff, who egg him on to do stupid things - like ingesting all of Mr Balcombe's medication. Hannah seduces Adam but is dismayed to learn that he did not give her that first kiss and is thrown out for trying to find out who did. Dan is too ill to help after swallowing all those pills.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Golden Aunt
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8.66
59 votes

#2 - Golden Aunt

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2016

Perpetually jobless Dan is in debt to his mother Marion. That means that Dan has to become Marion's dance partner at her local salsa class. But when Marion's sister, Leslie, turns up unannounced, Dan decides to rebel. Aunt Leslie teaches him that you can take whatever you want from society and never have to give anything back. Meanwhile, Hannah is dreading heading in to work for the annual audit. However, criminal activity in the office above means that all staff get the week off while police investigate. Hannah becomes convinced she's having an uninterrupted week of lucky breaks, which culminates in the chance to appear in a music video with her favourite R&B stars.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Kevin Rugby
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8.61
61 votes

#3 - Kevin Rugby

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/4/2016

When her doctor tells her she is dangerously unfit, Hannah begrudgingly starts to eat healthily and heads to the gym. There she meets Lucy, who introduces her to the world of women's rugby. Finally, Hannah has found a sport that suits her - in one training session she gets out 24 years of aggression. Meanwhile, Dan has managed to get himself a cleaning job at Hannah's office. There he befriends Kevin, who is sleeping under his desk after separating from his wife. Dan takes it upon himself to turn Kevin's life around, with inevitably dangerous results.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Burrito Neighbours
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8.21
58 votes

#4 - Burrito Neighbours

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/4/2014

High-flyer Gavin from the flat below asks Dan to feed his tropical fish whilst he is away. Miraculously the fish survive but, having the key to the flat, Dan passes himself off as Gavin, throwing a party at the flat. Here he has sex with Gavin's ex-girlfriend before the real Gavin returns and throws him out. Hannah falls for busker and ex-rock star Bryn, now a born again Christian who has eschewed sex before marriage. Desperate to get into his pants Hannah reunites his old group but still misses out as now he only wants sex with groupies.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Laser Eye Date
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8.10
90 votes

#5 - Laser Eye Date

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/28/2014

The siblings' mother Marion insists that Hannah looks after her for two days whilst she is temporarily blind after laser eye surgery but Hannah feels enslaved by her. Dan dates Izzy, the free-spirited doctor he met at the STD clinic and falls in love. Hannah and Dan take Marion to Izzy's party where Hannah and Marion bond when they take revenge on Izzy's strait-laced flatmate Pete though the bonding ends when Marion gets her sight back and is not happy for Hannah to attend her Tae-Kwan-Do class. Dan's attempts to prove to Izzy meanwhile attempts to prove to Izzy that he is a sexual being, as he was left heart-broken when he found Izzy having sex with a flat mate in a cupboard. It ends horribly for Dan when he electrocutes himself with two dildos wired to a car battery.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Intern School
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7.83
89 votes

#6 - Intern School

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/21/2014

Hannah goes to give a careers talk at her old school and impresses pupil Ellie, whom she takes on for work experience. Ellie is enthusiastic and efficient and lazy Hannah exploits this though when Ellie fights back Hannah uses dirty tricks to get rid of her. Dan has accompanied Hannah to the school and befriended three thirteen-year-old nerds, whom he brings home to play games with. Learning that they have been bullied by the younger brother of the boy who used to bully him Dan organizes a fight in the playground to get his belated revenge but is surprised when a teacher turns up to stop the fight, reveals his identity and tells Dan the real reason for his being bullied.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Jack's Wedding
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7.78
32 votes

#7 - Jack's Wedding

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/2016

It's the wedding day of Dan's best friend Jack, and Hannah has joined him as his plus one. Dan's incredibly excited - he loves weddings, and this one is going to be pretty spectacular, as Jack is marrying the extremely wealthy Ophelia at their country mansion. Hannah can't wait to get snooping and see what life is really like for these Downton wannabes. When Jack's best man Sheriff injures himself, Dan must step into the fray, something he does with incredible but misplaced gusto. Meanwhile, Hannah has made an enemy of Ophelia's father Charles and is soon to cross swords with brother Sebastian, an old nemesis from university. As the day proceeds, Hannah and Dan find themselves at the centre of events. However, neither of them could have predicted the cost of getting involved with this particular family.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Gregg and Lily
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7.77
30 votes

#8 - Gregg and Lily

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/2016

Hannah and Dan's irascible father Gregg has organised a birthday party for himself, which Hannah finds suspiciously out of character. When Gregg announces that he is getting married to human rights lawyer Beverley, Hannah is upset that he hasn't discussed it with her. When Gregg explains that Hannah has ruined all his other relationships, Hannah decides to prove her dad wrong and ingratiate herself with Beverley and her daughter Lily. However, she gets distracted by Lily's teacher. Dan spends a week working alongside his property developer father in a bid to get a permanent job. He's not great on the building site, but a lucky encounter with some first-time buyers means Gregg is more inclined to trust Dan than he might have been before. However, when Dan meets Gregg's business associate Mr Yakamoto, things quickly go awry.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Baby Sack
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7.63
27 votes

#9 - Baby Sack

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/2016

After a chance encounter in a coffee shop, Dan starts hanging out with his old crush from clown camp, Holly. The spark between the two of them is instantly reignited, but there are complications - Holly is eight months pregnant. The father is out of the picture, so Dan is drawn ever closer to her, but will he finally be able to grow up and do the honourable thing? Or is he just the same clown he always was? Hannah has been given the task of looking after George, a bossy American consultant hired by her company. However, when she finds out what he's here to do - fire people - she's instantly excited. Hannah quickly proves that she has the skills to join him in the boardroom firings, but has she bitten off more than she can chew?

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Wheelchair Conference
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7.62
86 votes

#10 - Wheelchair Conference

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/7/2014

When her alcoholic boss Andy is sacked lazy Hannah seeks to impress his successor Annette Walker by claiming that, like Annette's son Charlie, her brother Dan is also in a wheelchair. In fact he is a selfish, immature scrounger though he hits it off with Annette and Charlie despite overdoing his account of his 'accident'. Whilst Annette and Hannah get drunk at a conference and have a threesome with a young waiter Dan joins Charlie's wheelchair basketball team and scores the winning goal - though he betrays his deception by getting up to do a victory dance. However the threat of the threesome being exposed means that Annette allows Hannah to keep her job.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Vet Drugs
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7.61
99 votes

#11 - Vet Drugs

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/14/2014

When Hannah's best friend Sadie returns from holiday with her handsome vet boyfriend Rich, announcing their engagement Hannah is jealous though she does attend the engagement party, where her rude present is not rapturously received. Dan warms to Rich who gives him a job as his receptionist, sadly unaware of how gormless he is. Hannah persuades Sadie to have a girl's night out and nearly kills her when she drugs her drink whilst Dan's total stupidity costs Rich his practice and the couple break all ties with the siblings.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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Old Man Model
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7.53
30 votes

#12 - Old Man Model

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/18/2016

When Hannah meets Dylan she thinks her dating luck has changed - he's an underwear model with a cool life, full of free stuff and exclusive members clubs. However, she is disheartened to discover he lives with his ex-girlfriend Amy, who also happens to be a model, and his best friend. Despite Dylan's protestations that their friendship is purely platonic, the evidence suggests otherwise. Dan has found himself in hospital after a spot of DIY goes badly wrong. There he meets Frank, a one-time adventurer who doesn't have many more days left to live. Dan finds himself hooked on Frank's incredible travel stories and the two quickly strike up a friendship. But when Frank gets his final diagnosis, Dan takes it upon himself to break Frank out of hospital for one last adventure.

Directors: Dan Zeff
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