The WORST episodes of Selfie

Every episode of Selfie ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Selfie!

Eliza Dooley has 263,000 followers who hang on to her every post, tweet and selfie.   But one lonely day she has a revelation: being friended is not the same as having actual friends.  She asks marketing guru Henry to 'rebrand' her self-obsessed reputation and teach her how to connect.

Last Updated: 11/19/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
Stick in the Mud
star
7.25
245 votes

#1 - Stick in the Mud

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/23/2014

Eliza's long lost sister Bethany arrives for a visit and with her brings a host of unresolved issues that challenge Eliza's progress. Meanwhile, Henry attempts to beat Freddy in the company's Tough Mudder for charity, and their long-simmering feud comes to a head.

Directors: Danny Leiner
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Un-Tag My Heart
star
7.37
511 votes

#2 - Un-Tag My Heart

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/7/2014

Eliza’s fling with her co-worker Freddy gets complicated, and Henry explores Facebook for the first time with disastrous results.

Directors: Phil Traill
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Perestroika
star
7.38
292 votes

#3 - Perestroika

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/2014

In the aftermath of Henry not reciprocating Eliza's romantic feelings, a cold war develops between the two-until Eliza's financial crisis and her need for Henry's advice brings hope of detente.

Directors: Claire Scanlon
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A Little Yelp from My Friends
star
7.38
492 votes

#4 - A Little Yelp from My Friends

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/14/2014

Henry and Eliza discover that their most valuable office relationship might be their own after Saperstein mandates his employees to work on their interpersonal connectivity.

Directors: Alex Hardcastle
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Traumatic Party Stress Disorder
star
7.45
333 votes

#5 - Traumatic Party Stress Disorder

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/25/2014

For his fortieth birthday, Henry requests that Eliza find him a meaningful gift, but when she buys him tickets to see his favorite band, it creates tension between Henry and Julia, the woman he’s seeing.

Directors: Joe Nussbaum
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Here's This Guy
star
7.48
387 votes

#6 - Here's This Guy

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/2014

When Eliza discovers that a distracted Henry wants to drastically reduce their mentoring sessions, she resolves to put an end to Henry’s biggest distraction – his new lady friend, Julia.

Directors: Christine Gernon
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Pilot
star
7.50
683 votes

#7 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/30/2014

Inspired by My Fair Lady, "Selfie" tells the story of a self-obsessed twentysomething woman who is more concerned with “likes” than being liked. After suffering a very public and humiliating breakup, she becomes the subject of a viral video and suddenly has more social media “followers” than she ever imagined — but for all the wrong reasons. She enlists the help of a marketing expert at her company to help repair her tarnished image.

Writer: Emily Kapnek
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Nugget of Wisdom
star
7.58
389 votes

#8 - Nugget of Wisdom

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/21/2014

Eliza accepts Henry’s challenge to do something helpful over the weekend and reluctantly offers to babysit Charmonique’s young son on a Saturday night. Little does she know that young Kevin has a lot to teach her about having fun.

Directors: Alex Hardcastle
Writer: Emily Kapnek
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Never Block Cookies
star
7.64
393 votes

#9 - Never Block Cookies

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/4/2014

Eliza observes Henry’s constant bad mood and lack of skills with women and becomes determined to get him some action, whether he wants it or not.

Directors: Eric Appel
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I Woke Up Like This
star
7.71
250 votes

#10 - I Woke Up Like This

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/30/2014

Eliza gets a confidence boost when she learns that her new female role model/former middle school bully used Eliza's life as an inspiration for her success. Henry is determined to rid himself of his childhood poser status by finally teaching himself how to ride a skateboard.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Follow Through
star
7.83
304 votes

#11 - Follow Through

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/2/2014

Eliza’s effort to “follow through” on a work idea impacts her relationship with Freddy. Henry rejects an admirer, leading to unexpected consequences.

Directors: Claire Scanlon
Writer: Eric Ledgin
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Even Hell Has Two Bars
star
7.92
405 votes

#12 - Even Hell Has Two Bars

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/4/2014

Eliza and Henry spend the weekend at the Saperstein's estate but with zero cell reception and a prospective promotion being dangled in front of them, both Henry and Eliza exhibit some questionable behavior.

Directors: Todd Holland
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Imperfect Harmony
star
8.14
316 votes

#13 - Imperfect Harmony

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/9/2014

When Eliza confesses her feelings to Henry, he avoids the subject by focusing on the company's annual karaoke party.

Directors: Elliot Hegarty
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