The WORST episodes of SCTV Network 90

Every episode of SCTV Network 90 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of SCTV Network 90!

After a successful Canadian run as Second City TV on Global and SCTV on CBC, the cast packed up and moved to America (theoretically) when NBC offered them a timeslot under the title SCTV Network 90. With them, they brought their unique, quirky characters, their personalities, and the shows they had appeared on. Dick Blasucci had begun writing for the cast in their second series, SCTV, and joined them here, serving as a recurring straight man for the characters. Tony Rosato and Robin Duke wrote scripts at the beginning of the show as they had before, until quickly leaving to write and perform for Saturday Night Live. The appeal of SCTV Network 90, however, doesn't only come from the writing, but from the sheer wit of its legendary stars.

Last Updated: 9/27/2024Network: NBCStatus: Ended
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#1 - You're On / Das Boobs

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/17/1984

Dust Free Furniture Polish; Stars in One: Senor Wences' Hand Puppet; You're On: Jamaican Vacation; SCTV Foreign Film Festival: Das Boobs; Bojax Cleanser; Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Boil World; Tardy Cannon

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The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
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#2 - The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1982

1. People's Global Golden Choice Awards 2. Bob's Big Guy Restaurant 3. Convert-A-Toupe 4. The Merv Griffin Show: The Special Edition 5. Great White North: 15-pin Bowling 6. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Chuckie 7. The Fishin' Musician: Third World

Directors: Jim Drake, John Bell
Writer: Don Novello
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3D Stake From the Heart
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#3 - 3D Stake From the Heart

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/14/1982

1. Message from Guy: The Days of the Week 2. Gene Shalit for Bufferil 3. House in a Box 4. The Days of the Week 5. Just for Fun: Copland, Friedan, Solzhenitzen 6. Dr. X: An Old Friend Returns 7. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Lawn Ornament Daze 8. The Making of 3D Stake from the Heart 9. Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Western Clothing 10. Reverend Dan Ellsmire - Surprise Grab Bag 11. ? and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Auditions 12. The Irv Goldfarb Show 13. Bali Indonesian Cuisine Restaurant 14. The Irv Goldfarb Show 15. Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Countess Boileena 16. Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese II with Norman Gorman

Directors: Jim Drake, John Bell
Writer: Don Novello
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Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
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#4 - Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/21/1982

1. Annie with The Original Cast 2. Stairways to Heaven 3. Donahue: Pornography 4. Pet Peeves of the Stars 5. The Days of the Week 6. The Happy Wanderers: Linsk Minyk 7. Shmenge Travel 8. The Happy Wanderers Looking Back on Shmenge Records 9. Second Nose Job 10. Nightline Melonville: Milk Slush Fund 11. Audiogames by Intellicoustic 12. The Fishin' Musician: Carl Perkins 13. K-I-L Ammo 14. Great White North: How to Beat the Russians 15. LaRue Fish Flakes and Frosted Fish Flakes 16. Stand Up and Be Counted with Bill Needle

Directors: Jim Drake, John Bell
Writer: Don Novello
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The Days of the Week / Street Beef
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#5 - The Days of the Week / Street Beef

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/1982

1. DiMaggio's on the Wharf 2. Street Beef Wrap 3. Norman Mailer for Tyde 4. Talking Projector Adventure Series 5. The Days of the Week episode 6: The Wedding 6. Street Beef: The Big O 7. Lipschitz & Lipschitz 8. TV Talk with Bill Needle 9. Carl's Cuts: Free Delivery 10. SCTV After School Special: How Nosy the Short-Haired Terrier Dog Got His Name 11. The Wall Street Journal 12. Finian's Rainbow Meats

Directors: Jim Drake, John Bell
Writer: Don Novello
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#6 - Melonvote

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/19/1982

The second election episode, as covered by SCTV News Election Central. Also features the Shmenge's tribute to John Williams and the very first Stars In One, hosted by Brock Linehan, Martin Short's superb impression of Canadian celebrity interviewer Brian Linehan.

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#7 - A Star Is Born with Crystal Gayle

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/28/1983

The Days of the Week returns for another six episode run. Other notable sketches: the first Half Wits, Artisans and Their Art with the inimitable Bradley P Allen, and A Star is Born, starring Crystal Gayle.

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#8 - SCTV Classifieds / Vic Arpeggio

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/1983

To encourage small business advertising, SCTV cuts its ad rates, resulting in a series of homemade ads for several micro-businesses. Also features the classic Stars In One profile of child star Rusty Van Reddick and the first episode of Vic Arpeggio Private Investigator. Jayne Eastwood guests as the moderator for Philosophers at work

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#9 - Bobby Bittman Retires

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/1983

Features a short wraparound about Bobby Bittman's retirement from showbiz and subsequent comeback. Also features the continuation of William B Williams' mutli-story arc as he hosts his very own show. A classic of discomfort comedy, the William B Williams Show is such a disaster that not even William B can take it and he walks off his own show. The William B Williams Show includes the first appearance of legendary songwriter Irving Cohen

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#10 - Sweeps Week

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/1983

SCTV's longest wraparound show finds a poltergeist of television's past haunting the station during sweeps week, and Guy must call in the services of a technology savvy clairvoyant. Originally aired during February, which is apparently a Sweeps Month in America, when the networks pull out all the stops to get ratings. The Days of the Week is the only sketch not linked in some way to the wraparound. Johnny LaRue's final appearance on SCTV is in a minor promo, Jumping For Dollars

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#11 - Sammy Maudlin: South Sea Sinner

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/1983

William B Williams returns to the Sammy Maudlin Show, the Shmenges host a beauty pageant, and Jackie Rogers Jr plugs his upcoming special, Jackie, We Hardly Knew Ye.

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#12 - 3D Firing Line: Midnight Cowboy II

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/18/1983

A set of unconnected sketches featuring many recurring characters, including a new Count Floyd vehicle, 3D Firing Line, which takes a look at Midnight Cowboy II, Ed Grimley in Whatever Happened to Baby Ed, the final episode of The Days of the Week (with cameos by Catherine O'Hara and Carol Burnett), as well as The Fishin' Musician, Stars In One, and perhaps the finest Mel's Rock Pile - the tribute to punk rock. Not a bad way to leave network television.

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#13 - Maudlin O' the Night

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/22/1983

Message from Guy: SCTV Channel; Maudlin O' the Night; Promo: Soren-Weiss Report; Commercial: Prickley Business; Promo: JFK My Way with Steve Roman; The Happy Wanderers: New Wave Shmenge; Commercial: Calvin Kline Jeans: Jeanine; Melonville Calendar: School Fire; Commercial: Moms Dearest

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#14 - Gimme Jackie / Australia

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/6/1983

Promo: An Officer and a Gentile; Commercial: Rooaway; Promo: We Got a Maid; Hollywood Dirt Tonight; Commercial: Self Made Mel; Commercial: Think Aussie; Promo: SCTV News; Promo: Mel McElroy Film Festival; Promo: All Weather Talk Show; Gimme Jackie

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#15 - The Date Debate / Scary Previews

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/3/1984

Rich and Jealous; The Date Debate; Calvin Kline Jeans: Roberta; The Mousetrap with Michael Caine; The Lottery; Skidder Ridder; Scary Previews: Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde, Cujo II and The Mysterious Disappearance of Dr Tongue

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Pre-Teen World Telethon
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#16 - Pre-Teen World Telethon

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/23/1982

1. Hands Off Remote Control Converter from Videotech 2. National Midnight Star 3. Pre-Teen World Telethon 4. Turk Gruman Police Dispatcher 5. SCTV Movie of the Week: Maudlin's Eleven 6. Prickley Heat 7. The Adventures of Shake 'n' Bake 8. Nightline Melonville: Kidnapping 9. Surgical Clinical Instruments 10. PSA: National Committee Against Noise Pollution

Directors: Jim Drake, John Bell
Writer: Don Novello
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#17 - Stars In One: Bob Hope / Happy Hour

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/31/1984

Half Wits: Semi Finals; The New Pet; PSA: Commercials are Coming to Pay TV; Happy Hour; Stars In One; Humanity The Final Days/Bobby Bittman: My Wacky World; Stars in One: Bob Hope; Johnny Adee: The Untold Story

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#18 - Stalag SCTV

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/1984

Happy Hour; Spy Wrap: Guy's Office; The Great Escape; Lewis Sings Dylan; Spy Wrap: SCTV Dormitory, Low Life Wing; Al Peck's Dinosaur Days; The Fred Winston Show; more Spy Wrap

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#19 - Diary of a Female Person / Happy Hour

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/28/1984

Message from Guy: Commemorative Plates; Stars In One: Libby Wolfson; Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Modern Problems; Happy Hour; Stop Julio Iglesias

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#20 - Just For Fun / Black Like Vic

Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/13/1984

The Nursery School Association of America; Just For Fun: Trudeau, Buckley, Gandhi; Vic Arpeggio Private Investigator: Black Like Vic; Dumont Color Television; Old Gold Cigarettes

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#21 - Youth, Do They Give A Damn or What? / Happy Hour

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/27/1984

Sermonette: Edith Prickley on Depression; Murray's File/Dialing for Dollars; Sophia Bath Oil; The Ramblers Greatest Hits; Soren-Weiss Report: Youth, Do They Give a Damn or What?; Sophia Meatball Hut; Happy Hour; Sophia Muffler Hut

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#22 - Allenscam

Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/10/1984

Long Distance; Books In Brief: Ken Follett; Newsbreak: Allenscam; Harvey; Books In Brief: Willem de Kooning; Murray's File: Canadian Television In the American Market; Scrapco Presents Artisans and Their Art: Willem de Kooning; Mel's Rock Pile: Psychedelic Sixties; Newsbreak: Rita Schubb

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#23 - Oliver Grimley

Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/24/1984

Loving, Learning and Letting Go with Dr Cheryl Kinsey; SCTV Family Classic: Oliver Grimley; Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Bankruptcy Sale; Salt Buddy; SCTV Channel - Daytime, News and Variety; Melonville Calendar: Sandler and Young; The Sammy Maudlin Show: Just For Kids

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#24 - 2009, Jupiter and Beyond

Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/8/1984

Message from Guy: 2009; SCTV Channel - Movies; 2009 Jupiter and Beyond: The Authorized Version; Which Way You Running, Johnny?; The Making of 2009: Jupiter and Beyond

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#25 - Half Wits / Save the World Parade

Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/22/1984

Melonville Save the World Parade; Half Wits: Championship; Shangri La Dance Studio; Myra: Story of a Small Town Gypsy; Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Halloween Always Falls on Friday the 13th; Canadian Gaffes and Practical Amusements

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