The WORST episodes of SCTV Network 90
Every episode of SCTV Network 90 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of SCTV Network 90!
After a successful Canadian run as Second City TV on Global and SCTV on CBC, the cast packed up and moved to America (theoretically) when NBC offered them a timeslot under the title SCTV Network 90. With them, they brought their unique, quirky characters, their personalities, and the shows they had appeared on. Dick Blasucci had begun writing for the cast in their second series, SCTV, and joined them here, serving as a recurring straight man for the characters. Tony Rosato and Robin Duke wrote scripts at the beginning of the show as they had before, until quickly leaving to write and perform for Saturday Night Live. The appeal of SCTV Network 90, however, doesn't only come from the writing, but from the sheer wit of its legendary stars.
#1 - You're On / Das Boobs
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/17/1984
Dust Free Furniture Polish; Stars in One: Senor Wences' Hand Puppet; You're On: Jamaican Vacation; SCTV Foreign Film Festival: Das Boobs; Bojax Cleanser; Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Boil World; Tardy Cannon
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/1/1982
1. People's Global Golden Choice Awards 2. Bob's Big Guy Restaurant 3. Convert-A-Toupe 4. The Merv Griffin Show: The Special Edition 5. Great White North: 15-pin Bowling 6. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Chuckie 7. The Fishin' Musician: Third World
#3 - 3D Stake From the Heart
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/14/1982
1. Message from Guy: The Days of the Week 2. Gene Shalit for Bufferil 3. House in a Box 4. The Days of the Week 5. Just for Fun: Copland, Friedan, Solzhenitzen 6. Dr. X: An Old Friend Returns 7. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Lawn Ornament Daze 8. The Making of 3D Stake from the Heart 9. Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Western Clothing 10. Reverend Dan Ellsmire - Surprise Grab Bag 11. ? and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Auditions 12. The Irv Goldfarb Show 13. Bali Indonesian Cuisine Restaurant 14. The Irv Goldfarb Show 15. Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Countess Boileena 16. Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese II with Norman Gorman
#4 - Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/21/1982
1. Annie with The Original Cast 2. Stairways to Heaven 3. Donahue: Pornography 4. Pet Peeves of the Stars 5. The Days of the Week 6. The Happy Wanderers: Linsk Minyk 7. Shmenge Travel 8. The Happy Wanderers Looking Back on Shmenge Records 9. Second Nose Job 10. Nightline Melonville: Milk Slush Fund 11. Audiogames by Intellicoustic 12. The Fishin' Musician: Carl Perkins 13. K-I-L Ammo 14. Great White North: How to Beat the Russians 15. LaRue Fish Flakes and Frosted Fish Flakes 16. Stand Up and Be Counted with Bill Needle
#5 - The Days of the Week / Street Beef
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/1982
1. DiMaggio's on the Wharf 2. Street Beef Wrap 3. Norman Mailer for Tyde 4. Talking Projector Adventure Series 5. The Days of the Week episode 6: The Wedding 6. Street Beef: The Big O 7. Lipschitz & Lipschitz 8. TV Talk with Bill Needle 9. Carl's Cuts: Free Delivery 10. SCTV After School Special: How Nosy the Short-Haired Terrier Dog Got His Name 11. The Wall Street Journal 12. Finian's Rainbow Meats
#6 - Melonvote
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/19/1982
The second election episode, as covered by SCTV News Election Central. Also features the Shmenge's tribute to John Williams and the very first Stars In One, hosted by Brock Linehan, Martin Short's superb impression of Canadian celebrity interviewer Brian Linehan.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - SCTV Classifieds / Vic Arpeggio
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/1983
To encourage small business advertising, SCTV cuts its ad rates, resulting in a series of homemade ads for several micro-businesses. Also features the classic Stars In One profile of child star Rusty Van Reddick and the first episode of Vic Arpeggio Private Investigator. Jayne Eastwood guests as the moderator for Philosophers at work
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Bobby Bittman Retires
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/1983
Features a short wraparound about Bobby Bittman's retirement from showbiz and subsequent comeback. Also features the continuation of William B Williams' mutli-story arc as he hosts his very own show. A classic of discomfort comedy, the William B Williams Show is such a disaster that not even William B can take it and he walks off his own show. The William B Williams Show includes the first appearance of legendary songwriter Irving Cohen
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Sweeps Week
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/1983
SCTV's longest wraparound show finds a poltergeist of television's past haunting the station during sweeps week, and Guy must call in the services of a technology savvy clairvoyant. Originally aired during February, which is apparently a Sweeps Month in America, when the networks pull out all the stops to get ratings. The Days of the Week is the only sketch not linked in some way to the wraparound. Johnny LaRue's final appearance on SCTV is in a minor promo, Jumping For Dollars
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - 3D Firing Line: Midnight Cowboy II
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/18/1983
A set of unconnected sketches featuring many recurring characters, including a new Count Floyd vehicle, 3D Firing Line, which takes a look at Midnight Cowboy II, Ed Grimley in Whatever Happened to Baby Ed, the final episode of The Days of the Week (with cameos by Catherine O'Hara and Carol Burnett), as well as The Fishin' Musician, Stars In One, and perhaps the finest Mel's Rock Pile - the tribute to punk rock. Not a bad way to leave network television.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Maudlin O' the Night
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/22/1983
Message from Guy: SCTV Channel; Maudlin O' the Night; Promo: Soren-Weiss Report; Commercial: Prickley Business; Promo: JFK My Way with Steve Roman; The Happy Wanderers: New Wave Shmenge; Commercial: Calvin Kline Jeans: Jeanine; Melonville Calendar: School Fire; Commercial: Moms Dearest
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - Gimme Jackie / Australia
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/6/1983
Promo: An Officer and a Gentile; Commercial: Rooaway; Promo: We Got a Maid; Hollywood Dirt Tonight; Commercial: Self Made Mel; Commercial: Think Aussie; Promo: SCTV News; Promo: Mel McElroy Film Festival; Promo: All Weather Talk Show; Gimme Jackie
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - The Date Debate / Scary Previews
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/3/1984
Rich and Jealous; The Date Debate; Calvin Kline Jeans: Roberta; The Mousetrap with Michael Caine; The Lottery; Skidder Ridder; Scary Previews: Dr Jeckyl and Mr Hyde, Cujo II and The Mysterious Disappearance of Dr Tongue
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - Pre-Teen World Telethon
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/23/1982
1. Hands Off Remote Control Converter from Videotech 2. National Midnight Star 3. Pre-Teen World Telethon 4. Turk Gruman Police Dispatcher 5. SCTV Movie of the Week: Maudlin's Eleven 6. Prickley Heat 7. The Adventures of Shake 'n' Bake 8. Nightline Melonville: Kidnapping 9. Surgical Clinical Instruments 10. PSA: National Committee Against Noise Pollution
#17 - Stars In One: Bob Hope / Happy Hour
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/31/1984
Half Wits: Semi Finals; The New Pet; PSA: Commercials are Coming to Pay TV; Happy Hour; Stars In One; Humanity The Final Days/Bobby Bittman: My Wacky World; Stars in One: Bob Hope; Johnny Adee: The Untold Story
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Youth, Do They Give A Damn or What? / Happy Hour
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/27/1984
Sermonette: Edith Prickley on Depression; Murray's File/Dialing for Dollars; Sophia Bath Oil; The Ramblers Greatest Hits; Soren-Weiss Report: Youth, Do They Give a Damn or What?; Sophia Meatball Hut; Happy Hour; Sophia Muffler Hut
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - Allenscam
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/10/1984
Long Distance; Books In Brief: Ken Follett; Newsbreak: Allenscam; Harvey; Books In Brief: Willem de Kooning; Murray's File: Canadian Television In the American Market; Scrapco Presents Artisans and Their Art: Willem de Kooning; Mel's Rock Pile: Psychedelic Sixties; Newsbreak: Rita Schubb
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Oliver Grimley
Season 6 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/24/1984
Loving, Learning and Letting Go with Dr Cheryl Kinsey; SCTV Family Classic: Oliver Grimley; Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium: Bankruptcy Sale; Salt Buddy; SCTV Channel - Daytime, News and Variety; Melonville Calendar: Sandler and Young; The Sammy Maudlin Show: Just For Kids
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - Half Wits / Save the World Parade
Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/22/1984
Melonville Save the World Parade; Half Wits: Championship; Shangri La Dance Studio; Myra: Story of a Small Town Gypsy; Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Halloween Always Falls on Friday the 13th; Canadian Gaffes and Practical Amusements
Watch Now:Amazon