The BEST episodes of Sankt Maik
Every episode of Sankt Maik ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Sankt Maik!
The petty criminal Maik Schäfer is able to slip into the guise of a Catholic clergyman in the provinces: thus he escapes the law, but also runs directly into the arms of the parish housekeeper Maria. She thinks Maik is the eagerly awaited new head of the church. Before he really knows what's happening to him, Maik becomes the new pastor of the small Catholic parish. Perhaps this is not a bad disguise, because after a failed deal by his brother Kevin, he needs to raise 50,000 euros as quickly as possible. He owes it to the gangster boss Jurek, who has sworn that if the debt is not paid, he'll be ...
#1 - Holzbock sweet - sour
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/18/2019
On paper, Maik founds a fake company that is supposed to eliminate the alleged pest infestation in order to cash in fat. But all of a sudden, everything goes wrong.
#2 - Amen, dude!
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/26/2021
It's Easter. Maik has two hours to raise five million, because Katja takes Kevin hostage for her missing money. Maik, Eva and Maria hatch a plan to free Kevin and corner Katja.
#3 - A miracle is not a solution either
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/26/2021
A miraculous apparition in the church gives Thomas the strength he needs to fight his alcoholism. But the miracle arouses too much interest and Maik's church cocaine cache threatens to be exposed! Eva and Maik arrange a bluff.
#4 - The doctor women trust
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/2021
When Dr. Sven Keiser receives a visit from an angry ex-lover, he doubts his sanity: He doesn't know the lady! Sven uncovers an astonishing family secret while investigating his doppelganger.
#5 - The Only Correct Man in the Church
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/26/2021
The tent camp for confirmation candidates is coming up, and Maik takes the opportunity to delay the packing of the drugs. At the camp, Emanuel's niece Julia makes life difficult for everyone. Only Maik realizes what's behind Julia's tough façade.
#6 - 007 starts again
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/19/2021
Maik organizes a charity run to smuggle Eva out of town under the eyes of Katja's men. Little Erik desperately wants to take part in this run, despite his worried father's ban. He can't be stopped, because Erik is running for the life of his terminally ill mother. Uwe has discovered Maik's drug stash and puts Maik under a lot of pressure.
#7 - A terribly nice family
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/19/2021
During a visit to the retirement home, Maik meets Kurt. He can't stand the retirement home and demands that Maik take him back to his farm. But Kurt's sons had good reasons to put him in a retirement home. Maik and Eva urgently need to supervise the meeting between Katja and their drug supplier and do not agree at all. While Kevin is happy about Uwe's arrival, Maik doesn't trust his father.
#8 - And let there be light
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/19/2021
Firefighter Fritz is happily in love, but Maik discovers what Fritz's new girlfriend Zoe is hiding from her beloved: her true identity! Kevin is determined to deepen his relationship with Simone, but one embarrassment follows the next. Maik and Eva take up the fight against Katja, but their shared past stands in their way.
#9 - A brother for a brother
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/2021
After Maik's arrest, he receives an unexpected visit in prison. Katja Marusic, an old acquaintance from Berlin, uses her contacts to get him out again. And not without self-interest: she wants to build a drug empire in Läuterberg and blackmails Maik into using his divine ways. When Katja reveals her plan to Maik, little Lara listens. Can Maik protect Lara from Katja so that she can sing at her communion? And then, unannounced, a new chaplain, Emanuel, shows up at the door, sticking his nose into everything that doesn't concern him.
#10 - Padre Mobile or the last bite the dogs
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/16/2019
Before Maik can finally disappear from Läuterberg, Ulrich is at the door with his gun drawn. After Maik has thwarted his coup with the arsons, the alleged priest is at the top of his revenge agenda.
#11 - She's back!
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/16/2019
On the way to the travel agency, Maik is run over by Eva's aunt Steffi. Nobody in Läuterberg expected her. Since she unfortunately has the last tickets to Panama that Maik needs for himself and Kevin, he has to hug her.
#12 - With 50 dildos to Panama
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/9/2019
Maik and Kevin have a suitcase full of money and all signs point to a farewell. But on their way to the train station they are arrested - Sven's bachelor party! Meanwhile, Eva is partying with her girls and the dildo princess Vera.
#13 - Virgin Mary for a Hallelujah
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/2/2019
Nothing works anymore at the Läuterberger Sparbank. The store manager Doreen apparently lost her memory in an accident. However, without their authorization code, transfers can no longer be made in the bank. What now?
#14 - Undiscovered conception
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/25/2019
Maik and Kevin have been awarded the contract for the roof renovation with their fake company. So it's only a matter of time before they can finally cash in properly. And her plan to secretly set Maria up via an online dating portal also seems to have worked out perfectly!
#15 - From the rain to the church
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/23/2018
On the run from the police, con artist Maik swaps his fake conductor's uniform for a real cassock. With the priest's robe, he escapes the arm of the law, but not the firm hand of the parish housekeeper Maria, who considers him to be the eagerly awaited new church council. Unbaptized and anything but innocent, the Berlin petty criminal suddenly becomes the Catholic pastor of the Apostle Church in Läuterberg.
#16 - Reunification
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/4/2019
The expert relieves the brothers of the beetle infestation of the church roof. "The damage" amounts to EUR 380,000. But the parish has to contribute its own share so that the diocese commissions the renovation.
#17 - You don't kiss false pastors
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/28/2019
Maik is surprised in the rectory by the teacher Gitta, who is head over heels in love. As soon as she sinks into the arms of the surprised pastor, the church council stands in his living room.
#18 - Enlightenment Guaranteed
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/14/2019
For Maik and Kevin's plan to fake roof damage in order to get the money from the church repair fund, the brothers steal the water pump from the fire truck of the Läuterberg volunteer fire department.
#19 - Hiccups in the brain
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/7/2019
With one memory less and one more corpse in the basement, small-time crook Maik, alias Pastor Sanmann, wakes up from his coma to the relief of all of Läuterberg. The time as a false pastor is completely forgotten due to amnesia.
#20 - Mad Cow Disease 2.0
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/20/2018
Maik is fed up with Läuterberg and wants to run away with Kevin once and for all. But before the two brothers can pack their bags, Jurek suddenly shows up at the door and wants to collect old debts. Thanks to Kevin, Maik's plan to get the money for Jurek goes terribly wrong and finally ends with a wild chase through Läuterberg and at least one corpse.
#21 - And forgive us our trespasses
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/13/2018
A valuable painting is stolen from the church in Läuterberg. The thief was neither Maik nor his brother Kevin, but Pastor Riemer from the neighboring community of Frankenthal. When Maik secretly pursues Riemer to find out whether he has also snatched the golden monstrance, he not only finds the painting again, but also comes across a completely different secret that Pastor Riemer is guarding.
#22 - Slices or sluts
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/6/2018
Kevin is annoyed by Maik, who in his opinion wastes far too much thought on the pretty policewoman Eva. And so he drags his brother to a club in Cologne to give him "new ideas". There, Maik meets Lena, who looks somehow familiar to Kevin. While Maik meets Lena the next day back in Läuterberg, Kevin remembers how he knows her – Lena is "Tracy Texas" a former porn starlet! And it's not just Kevin who has fond memories.
#23 - Two and a half men and a baby
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/27/2018
After his unexpected return, Maik discovers that his brother Kevin is now also in Läuterberg. And he immediately lives up to his bad reputation by pocketing everything that is not nailed down. Maik tries to get Kevin under control and asks him to show him his stolen goods. Maik is shocked when he finds a newborn baby among stolen wheels, lawnmowers and a chainsaw.
#24 - All that glitters is not gold
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/20/2018
Maik has made it: he has stolen the valuable, golden monstrance and can finally return to Berlin to pay off his debts to mafia boss Jurek. But saying goodbye to the tranquil Läuterberg is more difficult than expected. This is also due to the fact that she has just spent a completely surprising, but all the more exciting night of love with the policewoman Eva. Maik is faced with a difficult decision.
#25 - Before the procession is after the procession
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/13/2018
Maik is planning the decisive coup: he wants to exchange the original monstrance for the cheap copy from his church during the Corpus Christi procession, before the valuable item goes back into the locker for a year. All he has to do is persuade his Läuterberg community to come with him to neighbouring Frankenthal. But after the debacle in the cup final against Frankenthal, it's not so easy.