The WORST episodes of S Club 7
Every episode of S Club 7 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of S Club 7!
Be sure to catch this brilliant comedy show starring the brilliant pop group S Club, one of the most successful pop groups around, and with one of the most successful tv shows on ABC Family. The show is all about the normal and ab-normal goings on with talented group of friends trying to be famous.
#1 - The Rain In Spain (The Lurve Episode)
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2002
Lyall turns into a hopeless case who spends his days gazing at a local waitress and Jo becomes more then just friends with a way gorgeous local footballer. Since he's up for transfer to a UK club, Jo offers to help him with his English. So far so good-until his tranfer comes through and Jo discovers that she doesn't want him to go......
#2 - Of Mice and Music
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2002
The future of the club is threatened when they find out they have mice-just before the food inspector turns up! That's not the end of their problems, cause when he finds out that the band are planning a gig at the club, he tells them they don't have the right licence to play live. In fact if they perform, it will be illegal. In desperation, Rachel takes him out on date to try and win him round. Will she pull it off?
#3 - Spanish Jon
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2002
Jon surprises the band by announcing he's Spanish, after discovering the existence of his long-lost relative and national hero, Don Edouardo Crespo de la Mancha Lee. And he's not doing things by halves, Jon embraces the Spanish lifestyle by inisting on eating late, kipping through the afternoon, and going out to party at 2 in the morning. And that's not all the band have to put up with, they've got to cheer up a broken hearted Maria.
#4 - Take Off
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/8/1999
The gang are demoralised by bad management and a lack of decent gigs. However, when they are sent to Miami to perform they see it as their chance to find fame and fortune. The group arrives at the Paradise Hotel expecting to live a life of luxury, however, hotel manager Howard has other plans for S Club 7.
#5 - A Problem Called Maria
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2002
Hannah and Rachel realise there is something going on with Maria and with a bit of detective work find out that she has taken up some more jobs as she is not getting paid that much as the band's housekeeper. Therefore s club think of a plan to get her paid more!
#6 - The News
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/4/2000
Paul is going out with Linda, an organized, intelligent girl who bosses Paul around and wants him to change his entire image. Meanwhile, Rachel gets the S a gig at a surfing party, Hannah and Tina lie to two surfers that they are professional surfers which makes the two gullable dudes believe them, Paul is forced to leave the band, the surfers find out Hannah and Tina are fakes, Paul does the gig instead of leave the band, and Linda admits she was wrong.
#7 - The Last Chance
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2001
Looking over Hollywood, The S Club 7 gang, promises to themselves to return home, if they cannot find a new manager in 24 hours, and S Club 7 is no more. While in the quest, Jo and Bradley decides to go to the beach, and runs in to a Mystic Pete, a fortune teller. After paying him 10 bucks, he tells them to find sucess, to search the place where the big silver birds go to die. While on the quest, Trying to get notice, Tina does some dance moves on the street, and accidentally kicks a burgular who stole a watch of a guy by the name of Dean Strickland. He thanks them and gives them his card. Noticing that he is a manager, the Tina, Paul, and Rachel rushes back to the rest and gives them the news about finding a new manager. But thanks to the hole, in Paul's pocket he loses the card, and it goes back to the drawing board. Jo and Paul returns to Mystic Pete to ask him another question, but finds another person, talking to him. The person happens to be Dean. Mystic Pete tells the same
#8 - Public Relations
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2001
When the band has no publicity Dean hires someone to create lies for publicity. Jon's love life gets stretched; Jo has a long lost mother; Hannah and Rachel goes on a Jerry Spinger-type of talk show; Tina's is troubled by plastic surgery rumors; While Paul and Bradley is honored by not so great Sponorships.
#9 - Doing the Deal
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2001
Dean tells them that they don't have a record deal, so he sends out demos to various record companies. He also gets them a house in advance. If they don't have a deal, S Club 7 is dead again. Stuck at their new home, they all wait for their call. But Hannah decides to go out with her new boyfriend, Charlie. She comes home and decides she wants to break up with her boyfriend, after finding him boring. Once again, they still have to wait for the phone call, but no one ever calls. Hannah then tells Jo that her boyfriend is late. Jo then tells her that she he isn't coming because, Jo told Charlie, that she wants to break up with him, and said she is seeing him now. Jo and Hannah go into a little feud, and Dean persuades the record deal to the so called ""best"" record company. The feud goes out of hand, but Jo dumps Charlie, saying that Hannah was right. Then the record executives, wants to hear the S Club 7 perform. They perform, and they decide to pick them up.
#10 - The Fan
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2001
The gang finally have to shoot their first music video. After the director tells him he has the vision, the band goes through a bunch of ridiculous costumes, including a Ying and Yang sorta thing, Cowboys and Cowgirls, in watersuits, devils and angels, and in animal suits. While on break, a fan asks Bradley for his autograph. Then fan then becomes obsessed with Bradley, and follows him everywhere. Bradley becomes very irritated, and Rachel tells the fan some advice, and now the fan starts obsessing over Rachel now. But over a period of time, the fan then stop obsessing over them, and starts not to stalk them anymore. The director decides to change the concept, which eggs and Hannah grabs one, and he quits on the stop. They decide to make their own video, at the beach, and decide to take some old footage and put it with their new footage, together.
#11 - The Cousin
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/2001
Hannah's visiting cousin basks in the band's success; Paul, Bradley, and Jon help Dean train in a marthon.
#12 - The Stylist
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2001
Dean hires a stylist who crafts laughable new identites for the band memembers.
#13 - Supporting Parts (1)
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/29/2001
The S Clod 7, er I mean the S Club 7 Gang opens for this big pop star, Miguel Delgado, but accidentally knocks him out, and performs for a period of time while trying to wake him up. When he finally wakes up, he doesn't know who he is, and the S Club 7 gang makes a break for it, not wanting to take the blame. (To Be Continued...)
#14 - Jon De Bergerac
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2002
Brad becomes all romantic and falls for a branbox. The only problem is, he's not much of a poet so he recruits Jon to write some slushy poems and letters on his behalf! Jon gets really into his new role and keeps sending the letters even when Brads relationship has fizzled out! Meanwhile, the rest of the band are having the opposite problem. Their suffering from writer block.
#15 - Goodbye Is The Hardest Word
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2002
Hannah gets a huge shock when Paul confesses he wants to leave the band. Not only that but he wants Hannah to help him break the bad news to the rest of the band! The band totally freak at Paul's announcment and try to persaude him to stay but his mind's made up. Elsewhere in the episode, Jon tries to learn how to be a matador, and tries to persuade Rachel to be his bull. Jo and Tina ban junk food, and get Maria to confiscate all of the fatty foods in the house, and eventually she takes away five packets of crisps from Bradley. Paul twigs that Lyall likes the waitress, and tries to persuade him to ask her out.
#16 - Absent Friends
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/2002
The band may have a shorter name and a smaller line-up but all 6 of them are missing Paul like crazy. The Club are really down in the dumps till they decide to take over Paul's local nightspot, Club Catalan! And that's when the guys discover that Paul has one more trick up his sleave for them....
#17 - Shake Down
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2002
The band are super busy decorating the club, but Rachel and Tina can't decide which color to paint the walls-and they've already been through 83 tester pots! Meanwhile, Jon and Bradley do battle in a bid to create the tastiest cocktail and nab the coveted Crown of Cocktail King!Shake-tastic!
#18 - Superstition
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/2002
Lyall is et on getting S Club's latest demo played by cult radio personality El Porco. But the greedy DJ is only interested in one thing-stuffing his face at Lyall's expense! To make matters worse, S Club are having a run of awful luck with Tina losing her lucky ring, Maria breaking her ankle, and El Porco ending up in hospital after one of the band's gigs! Have the guys blown their big chance?
#19 - Survival
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2002
Uh-oh! Having hit the road to showcase their new tracks, the band get seriously lost in the middle of nowhere. And we mean nowhere! So it's not good news when the tour bus is pinched and the 6 are left to survive on their wits and the contents of Tina's handbag. Jon and Jo undergo a major tranformation to become Tarzan and Jane whiel the rest of the gang figure out how to fight off wild animals!
#20 - 24 Minutes Till Doomsday
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2002
With just 24 minutes until S Club hit the stage for an open-air concert Rach realises she's comitted a terrible crime. She forgotten Tina's birthday! That means a mad dash to try and find a pressie, whiel Hannah is searching for something quite different-a ladies' toilet that isn't out of order. Warning: This episode may sound like fun and games, but the finale of this episode is an absolute must-see!
#21 - Let's Get Out of Here
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/27/2002
In the Series Finale, with all the band feeling homesick, they're happy to make an escape from Tina's ex-boyfriend who won't take no for an answer; his dad even wants them to get married. After an amazing chase, S Club reach Barcelona's docks and jump on a ship leaving for England. But as they congratulate themselves on their incredible escape, they realise that the boat is headed for Egypt, not Britain! Jo ties up the crew of the boat and commandeers the ship, and for the first time in four seasons, the group head back to England.
#22 - House-Sitting
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/18/2000
The rent is due for the gang but they don't have it. SO Jodie friend askes for 3 sensnile people to House sit. Rachel, Jo and Paul do it. Jon and Bradley are witers. They decide to invite that gang to the house to have a party. The party get kind of wild. The house is a mess and before they have time to clean it up Jodie shows up. Then the owner shows up and he is mad at first but then is not so mad at them. And then he says let's party.
#23 - Goodbye, Hollywood
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/6/2000
The guys leave L.A
#24 - Working
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/22/2000
The gang carelessly blow out the power in Joni's entire building, so to keep Joni from finding out, the band has to come up with $200. Rachel is a dog sitter, Hannah walks dogs, Bradley shifts from job ton job, and Jo and Jon are DJ's.
#25 - Fall Out
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/1/2000
The band members are looking for work. Bradley and Jo work at a burger place, Jon is a model, and Paul and Hannah play a game of chess to see who waashes the dishes. When Jo got fired, she had to be dressed in a costume waving a sign like Bradley, and Rachel helped Paul win a game. These matters caused a serious rift between the band members, making them ""not talk"" to each other. In the end, Joni showed a picture of Jon modeling a spotcreme( which makes them laugh) and they hug and make up.