The WORST episodes of S Club 7
Every episode of S Club 7 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of S Club 7!
Be sure to catch this brilliant comedy show starring the brilliant pop group S Club, one of the most successful pop groups around, and with one of the most successful tv shows on ABC Family. The show is all about the normal and ab-normal goings on with talented group of friends trying to be famous.
#1 - The Rain In Spain (The Lurve Episode)
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2002
Lyall turns into a hopeless case who spends his days gazing at a local waitress and Jo becomes more then just friends with a way gorgeous local footballer. Since he's up for transfer to a UK club, Jo offers to help him with his English. So far so good-until his tranfer comes through and Jo discovers that she doesn't want him to go......
#2 - The News
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/4/2000
Paul is going out with Linda, an organized, intelligent girl who bosses Paul around and wants him to change his entire image. Meanwhile, Rachel gets the S a gig at a surfing party, Hannah and Tina lie to two surfers that they are professional surfers which makes the two gullable dudes believe them, Paul is forced to leave the band, the surfers find out Hannah and Tina are fakes, Paul does the gig instead of leave the band, and Linda admits she was wrong.
#3 - Take Off
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/8/1999
The gang are demoralised by bad management and a lack of decent gigs. However, when they are sent to Miami to perform they see it as their chance to find fame and fortune. The group arrives at the Paradise Hotel expecting to live a life of luxury, however, hotel manager Howard has other plans for S Club 7.
#4 - Mr Muscle
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/25/2000
Since the gang is in L.A.,the entertainment capital of the world, Paul decides to make a documentary. Meanwhile, Tina is a workout teacher down at the beach, and ironically, on her first day, gets asked out by Ryan, a guy who HAS MUSCLES! Meanwhile, Rachel and Jon get a sunbathe, but before that, they get ice cream and Jon's spot is taken by Ryan, the same guy who asked Tina out on a date. Rachel just had to open her big mouth and tell Ryan that Jon is going to ""kick your butt!"" This angers Ryan and he challenges Jon to an arm-wrestling match the next day at 5 p.m. When Tina finds out, she persuades Ryan to call off the match, but Ryan said he can't because he told all his friends about it and if he backs off, they will think he's a whimp. This hurts Tina and she breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Bradley's plans to train Jon for the match backfire. For example, Jon puked Bradley's raw egg smoothie! When it was time for the big match, ryan saw Tina's face and painfully decided to go easy o
#5 - The Man from E.M.I.
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/6/1999
The gang are excited to hear that the head of EMI Records is staying at the hotel. Meanwhile, Rachel's upset that her boyfriend hasn't written yet, whilst Jo becomes angry at her boyfriend, Robert, for writing too often! Jo decides to break up with him only to discover that her boyfriend is standing behind her! Jo then fixes her mistake by writing and performing a song dedicating her love for him. During which, he hooks up with the executive woman, who specialises in elevator music.
#6 - Into the Unknown
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/6/2000
S Club 7 arrive in LA and almost as soon as they arrive, Hannah is desperate for the loo. They eventually find one but it will cost them $50 to use it. When they arrive in LA they realise they have no money so they try to find Paul's relations in Ridgeback Woods to borrow money off of them despite the villagers warnings.
#7 - Clever Camp
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/13/2000
S Club are looking for jobs. They get them in a camp for clever kids, and the S Club teach them how to have fun.
#8 - Hello Hollywood
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/20/2000
Fresh from Miami, the S Club have finally reached L.A. They browse around town, but when it's time to find a place to sleep, their only option is a cheap, dumpy motel where their first impression is not good because three people have to sleep in the car(the rules are rooms can be occupied by no more than 4 people.) Those three people are the boys who quietly sneak in and sleep in the room with the girls in spite of the rules. The next morning the owner of the motel cathches them and throws them out or he'll call the police. In order to receive some money, the S Club(mainly Jo) sadly sell their first car they received in Miami for a not-so-good-looking used car. As the S club browse around town again, this time for their sole reason, to find an agent! As the band splits up, Rachel and Hannah are startled by a ""standing cowboy"" who says he might be able to find what they are looking for, Bradley gets run over by a roller blader who cares for him at her apartment, and Jon and Tina can
#9 - Misguided
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/27/2000
The band owes rent to Joani, so to get around paying the rent, Paul has to be Joani's ""boy-toy"" for a double date with her friend. Meanwhile, Hannah saves the life of a shallow movie star who barely appears in any of his movies.
#10 - Prom
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/11/2000
The band decide their agent is rubbish so Joni recomends them a good agent but he will only except them if Rachel takes his geeky son on a date to a prom.
#11 - House-Sitting
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/18/2000
The rent is due for the gang but they don't have it. SO Jodie friend askes for 3 sensnile people to House sit. Rachel, Jo and Paul do it. Jon and Bradley are witers. They decide to invite that gang to the house to have a party. The party get kind of wild. The house is a mess and before they have time to clean it up Jodie shows up. Then the owner shows up and he is mad at first but then is not so mad at them. And then he says let's party.
#12 - Fall Out
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/1/2000
The band members are looking for work. Bradley and Jo work at a burger place, Jon is a model, and Paul and Hannah play a game of chess to see who waashes the dishes. When Jo got fired, she had to be dressed in a costume waving a sign like Bradley, and Rachel helped Paul win a game. These matters caused a serious rift between the band members, making them ""not talk"" to each other. In the end, Joni showed a picture of Jon modeling a spotcreme( which makes them laugh) and they hug and make up.
#13 - Working
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/22/2000
The gang carelessly blow out the power in Joni's entire building, so to keep Joni from finding out, the band has to come up with $200. Rachel is a dog sitter, Hannah walks dogs, Bradley shifts from job ton job, and Jo and Jon are DJ's.
#14 - Goodbye, Hollywood
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/6/2000
The guys leave L.A
#15 - Public Relations
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2001
When the band has no publicity Dean hires someone to create lies for publicity. Jon's love life gets stretched; Jo has a long lost mother; Hannah and Rachel goes on a Jerry Spinger-type of talk show; Tina's is troubled by plastic surgery rumors; While Paul and Bradley is honored by not so great Sponorships.
#16 - The Fan
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2001
The gang finally have to shoot their first music video. After the director tells him he has the vision, the band goes through a bunch of ridiculous costumes, including a Ying and Yang sorta thing, Cowboys and Cowgirls, in watersuits, devils and angels, and in animal suits. While on break, a fan asks Bradley for his autograph. Then fan then becomes obsessed with Bradley, and follows him everywhere. Bradley becomes very irritated, and Rachel tells the fan some advice, and now the fan starts obsessing over Rachel now. But over a period of time, the fan then stop obsessing over them, and starts not to stalk them anymore. The director decides to change the concept, which eggs and Hannah grabs one, and he quits on the stop. They decide to make their own video, at the beach, and decide to take some old footage and put it with their new footage, together.
#17 - Shake Down
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2002
The band are super busy decorating the club, but Rachel and Tina can't decide which color to paint the walls-and they've already been through 83 tester pots! Meanwhile, Jon and Bradley do battle in a bid to create the tastiest cocktail and nab the coveted Crown of Cocktail King!Shake-tastic!
#18 - Spanish Jon
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2002
Jon surprises the band by announcing he's Spanish, after discovering the existence of his long-lost relative and national hero, Don Edouardo Crespo de la Mancha Lee. And he's not doing things by halves, Jon embraces the Spanish lifestyle by inisting on eating late, kipping through the afternoon, and going out to party at 2 in the morning. And that's not all the band have to put up with, they've got to cheer up a broken hearted Maria.
#19 - Of Mice and Music
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2002
The future of the club is threatened when they find out they have mice-just before the food inspector turns up! That's not the end of their problems, cause when he finds out that the band are planning a gig at the club, he tells them they don't have the right licence to play live. In fact if they perform, it will be illegal. In desperation, Rachel takes him out on date to try and win him round. Will she pull it off?
#20 - 24 Minutes Till Doomsday
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2002
With just 24 minutes until S Club hit the stage for an open-air concert Rach realises she's comitted a terrible crime. She forgotten Tina's birthday! That means a mad dash to try and find a pressie, whiel Hannah is searching for something quite different-a ladies' toilet that isn't out of order. Warning: This episode may sound like fun and games, but the finale of this episode is an absolute must-see!
#21 - The Last Chance
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2001
Looking over Hollywood, The S Club 7 gang, promises to themselves to return home, if they cannot find a new manager in 24 hours, and S Club 7 is no more. While in the quest, Jo and Bradley decides to go to the beach, and runs in to a Mystic Pete, a fortune teller. After paying him 10 bucks, he tells them to find sucess, to search the place where the big silver birds go to die. While on the quest, Trying to get notice, Tina does some dance moves on the street, and accidentally kicks a burgular who stole a watch of a guy by the name of Dean Strickland. He thanks them and gives them his card. Noticing that he is a manager, the Tina, Paul, and Rachel rushes back to the rest and gives them the news about finding a new manager. But thanks to the hole, in Paul's pocket he loses the card, and it goes back to the drawing board. Jo and Paul returns to Mystic Pete to ask him another question, but finds another person, talking to him. The person happens to be Dean. Mystic Pete tells the same
#22 - Reprise
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/1/1999
With their contract with Howard about to end and their deal with their old manager now expired, the gang look back over their time in Miami. They have lunch with Jill Ward (the star of Alien Hunter) and she advises them that they should travel to Los Angeles to make a name for themselves. Howard has a "realization" that maybe he was a little too hard on S Club and tries to "apologize" to them and persuade them to stay. They refuse because they feel like they will be going nowhere as where they first started, although Howard is much closer to them than before, even sharing an emotional goodbye with them. At the end of the episode, they have to decide between moving on to Los Angeles or returning to England to renew their expired management deal or split up as a group when they come across an intersection between the airport and the road to the LA. At the last second, they turn the car towards the long road to LA.
#23 - How Deep Is Your Love?
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/24/1999
The group is given a holiday when Howard's hotel is shut down by the Department of Health, so they head to the Miami Seaquarium to swim with dolphins. Rachel meets a photographer who reckons she'd make a good model and Paul falls for scuba instructor Janeane, who seems to like him too. The others aren't so sure though when they catch Janeane kissing another guy and discover she's also been dating Bradley.
#24 - Alligator
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/13/1999
Howard's finds himself with a date with a swimsuit model and Rachel, Tina, and Jo set about giving him a complete makeover. Meanwhile, The boys and Hannah decide to set their boss's pet alligator, Clint, free. However, they're disappointed when Clint returns. Marvin explains to them that he's a homing (domesticated but allowed some freedom) alligator. Howard's date is a disaster - his dinner partner, Arlene, has no fashion sense. He returns home disappointed, but it appears he's taken his new-found metrosexuality a bit too seriously.
#25 - Howard's Hotel
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/15/1999
The hotel isn't as glamorous as the group's agent promised them. Instead of singing and performing, the gang have to work as hotel employees, rather than as full-time performers. When Howard does ask the group to sing, his choice of song is not from their original songs and is not their musical style.