The BEST episodes written by Paul Alexander
#2 - Wind Resistance
S Club 7 - Season 1 - Episode 4
With a hurricane on the way, Howard leaves Paul in charge of the hotel and the Hawaiian Luau party he's planned for its guests. Unfortunately, Paul becomes extremely bossy and forces the group to wear grass skirts. As the storm rages, the gang discover Howard has taken shelter in the basement, and persuade him that the hurricane has passed.
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#3 - Stoke Me a Clipper
Red Dwarf - Season 7 - Episode 2
After traveling through countless realities, Commander 'Ace' Rimmer returns to the Red Dwarf crew to ask a favor of his alternate self. It seems that the real Ace Rimmer died years ago and has been replaced many times over by his counterpart from each reality. This Ace Rimmer will soon die and asks our Rimmer to be his successor as an inter-galactic hero. After a little push from Lister, which seems to bring the two closer together, Rimmer decides to accept the offer and begins his training. When Ace dies, Rimmer dons his outfit and says his goodbye to the crew before leaving Starbug.
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#4 - Nanarchy
Red Dwarf - Season 7 - Episode 8
Lister is quite annoyed that his right arm has been cut off, but seems to enjoy Kryten nursing him 24 hours a day; and Kryten is absolutely loving it. Kochanski becomes fed up with seeing Kryten doing things for him that he could easily do with one arm and comes up with a solution - use nanobots from Kryten's self-repair system to rebuild Lister's arm. Unfortunately, Kryten hasn't last seen the nanobots since they had met the Despair Squid (see Back To Reality) They all go into the deep sleep booths and make their way back to the ocean planet. The computer brings them out of deep sleep and they discover a planet which the Navicomp says is Red Dwarf. They are able to retrieve the original Holly and he explains that the nanobots had deconstructed Red Dwarf, created their own miniscule version of the ship and turned the rest into a planet for safekeeping. They realise that it was the nano version of RD that they were chasing and the nanobots evaded them by coming aboard Starbug and travelling around their own galaxy inside Lister clothes hamper. After much persuasion, Kryten convinces the nanobots to fix Lister and Red Dwarf. The nanobots follow Kryten's orders and reconstruct Lister's body, going one step further and turning him into Mr. Universe! Cat takes control and guides Starbug into Red Dwarf's landing bay. It seems awfully big and Starbug's engines make the sound of a buzzing fly as it passes under another, massive Starbug!
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#5 - Alien Hunter
S Club 7 - Season 1 - Episode 8
The band become the stars of the fictional hit TV series, Alien Hunter; the hotel is used as a filming location. Tina, dressed as an alien, falls asleep in a laundry truck and wakes up in a busy shopping mall on the other side of the city, where she meets a handsome photographer. Meanwhile, Tina's dad suddenly turns up at Paradise Hotel and blames Howard for her mysterious disappearance. Meanwhile, Rachel and Hannah have a slight falling out over Rachel's teasing Hannah about her role on the show.
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#6 - Court in the Act
S Club 7 - Season 1 - Episode 10
Howard erects a sculpture of himself outside S Club's dormitories and gets into trouble with Raylan Crowe from the Department of Labour for employing foreigners at the hotel. In court, the band persuades the judge to let them stay by performing, whilst Howard is fined $5,000. To raise the money, he tries to sell the statue, which crumbles around him.
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#7 - Dosh
S Club 7 - Season 3 - Episode 2
Feeling Down, The band gets their first paychecks in advance, and everyone, except Jo, who decides to save it, goes on a spending spree to make them feel better. Hannah buys some fish, Bradley tries to impress a girl out of his league, Paul buys some new water gear, Jon gets his year pass Universal Studios, to try and get a date with one of the actors there, Tina pays for a $600 dance class, and Rachel buys more outfits. While meeting up, Paul tells Rachel, at this rate you'll spend all your money. They then compare how much they got paid, and ends up in an argument. They ask Dean why do they get paid differently. He tells them they get paid, based on who is most popular, thanks to a focus group. After things blows up in a frenzy, they all decide to get paid the same amount.
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#9 - Pete (2)
Red Dwarf - Season 8 - Episode 7
Our crew desperately try to turn Pete back into a sparrow before the time freeze wears off but Pete eats a scutter who was holding the time wand. The crew put out a heap of food for Pete and he eats it but then runs amok on the ship. Meanwhile the freeze wears off and Rimmer and Lister are hauled in front of Hollister who gives them a long and detailed account of how Pete ate almost all of the ship's supplies and then was sick. The time wand is retrieved and Hollister demands that they turn Pete back to normal. Lister and Rimmer complete the task and destroy the time wand, but they notice all too late that Pete had laid an egg that begins to hatch...
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#10 - Krytie TV
Red Dwarf - Season 8 - Episode 5
Kryten complains to Lister about being placed in the women's wing of the prison and makes the fatal mistake of revealing he showers with them too. The male inmates want him to sneak in a camera and film them but he refuses. Kill Crazy and some other inmates reprogram him, turning him into a ruthless entrepreneur and he creates "Krytie TV", a pay-per-view service offering "Women's Shower Night" and other events. Lister tries to get Kryten to stop, as he and Rimmer are in the middle of an appeal against their sentences, but Kryten plays a trick on them, getting them to mistakenly trash Ackerman's quarters live on Krytie TV.
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#11 - Epideme
Red Dwarf - Season 7 - Episode 7
The crew come across another Jupiter Mining Corporation vessel. Everyone on it is dead except for one person who is preserved in a block of ice. They take her aboard Starbug but the ice doesn't melt, even in very warm temperatures. They decide to leave it till morning to decide what to do. During the night, the woman inside breaks out, covered in rotting skin and dead flesh and climbs into bed with Lister, who believes it's Kochanski. One thing leads to another, but when she kisses Lister, she falls dead, and Lister realises he's just taken about half her face with that kiss. It turns out it was a virus inside the woman, known as Epideme, who infects it's victims, takes their knowledge, kills them and then preserves the body and waits for another victim. Epideme has now entered Lister. After hours of trying to reason with it, they try to get rid of it by forcing it into Lister's arm and then cutting the arm off. Unfortunately, it doesn't work and Epideme begins to regenerate himself. Lister gets up and decides to sacrifice his life, because otherwise when it finishes with him, it'll move on to Kochanski and the Cat. Seconds before detonation, Epideme reveals a clue to a possible cure and they head to a planet. Unfortunately the planet was destroyed, and the cure did not lie there. Kochanski gets an idea from Epideme and temporarily kills Lister, allowing the virus to enter her, but she uses a fake arm, thus killing the epideme. They revive Lister and all is well; except Lister only has one arm...
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#12 - How Deep Is Your Love?
S Club 7 - Season 1 - Episode 12
The group is given a holiday when Howard's hotel is shut down by the Department of Health, so they head to the Miami Seaquarium to swim with dolphins. Rachel meets a photographer who reckons she'd make a good model and Paul falls for scuba instructor Janeane, who seems to like him too. The others aren't so sure though when they catch Janeane kissing another guy and discover she's also been dating Bradley.
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#15 - Mr Muscle
S Club 7 - Season 2 - Episode 8
Since the gang is in L.A.,the entertainment capital of the world, Paul decides to make a documentary. Meanwhile, Tina is a workout teacher down at the beach, and ironically, on her first day, gets asked out by Ryan, a guy who HAS MUSCLES! Meanwhile, Rachel and Jon get a sunbathe, but before that, they get ice cream and Jon's spot is taken by Ryan, the same guy who asked Tina out on a date. Rachel just had to open her big mouth and tell Ryan that Jon is going to ""kick your butt!"" This angers Ryan and he challenges Jon to an arm-wrestling match the next day at 5 p.m. When Tina finds out, she persuades Ryan to call off the match, but Ryan said he can't because he told all his friends about it and if he backs off, they will think he's a whimp. This hurts Tina and she breaks up with him. Meanwhile, Bradley's plans to train Jon for the match backfire. For example, Jon puked Bradley's raw egg smoothie! When it was time for the big match, ryan saw Tina's face and painfully decided to go easy o
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#17 - Flash, Bang, Wallop
Goodnight Sweetheart - Season 6 - Episode 9
Gary must take drastic measures to ensure that a compromising photo from the Forties isn't seen in the present day.
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#18 - Parents
My Hero - Season 2 - Episode 1
When George's actions ruin an amateur dramatics production, held by the Northolt Amateur Dramatic Society, that Janet's parents, Stanley and Ella, are participating in, Janet finally snaps, and in an attempt to deflect their anger, admits to them that George is Thermoman. Although George enjoys his new relationship with the in-laws, their inability to keep his secret results in him being forced to erase the memories of most of their friends, culminating in Mrs. Raven attempting to seduce him, dressed as Marilyn Monroe.
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#19 - Public Relations
S Club 7 - Season 3 - Episode 3
When the band has no publicity Dean hires someone to create lies for publicity. Jon's love life gets stretched; Jo has a long lost mother; Hannah and Rachel goes on a Jerry Spinger-type of talk show; Tina's is troubled by plastic surgery rumors; While Paul and Bradley is honored by not so great Sponorships.
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#21 - Supporting Parts (1)
S Club 7 - Season 3 - Episode 10
The S Clod 7, er I mean the S Club 7 Gang opens for this big pop star, Miguel Delgado, but accidentally knocks him out, and performs for a period of time while trying to wake him up. When he finally wakes up, he doesn't know who he is, and the S Club 7 gang makes a break for it, not wanting to take the blame. (To Be Continued...)
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#22 - A Problem Called Maria
S Club 7 - Season 4 - Episode 2
Hannah and Rachel realise there is something going on with Maria and with a bit of detective work find out that she has taken up some more jobs as she is not getting paid that much as the band's housekeeper. Therefore s club think of a plan to get her paid more!
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#23 - Girlfriend
My Hero - Season 2 - Episode 2
George is horrified when a woman from Ultron, claiming to be his fiancée, turns up at the flat. Little does Janet know that her would-be boyfriend is already engaged - to a six-foot warrior princess back on Ultron, Xil. When she arrives to claim him as her rightful husband, Janet, who had just been complaining things were getting predictable, is mortified - and extremely upset. Her mother, Ella, misinformed that the newcomer is from Ireland, and is ecstatic when she realises that her daughter will at last be free of George.
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