The BEST Episodes of Ramy

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Feb 25, 2021

Network: Hulu

Taken from the memories of comedian Ramy Youssef's own life, Ramy is the often funny but very real journey of a young first generation Egyptian-American as he navigates his politically-divided New Jersey neighborhood.

Cairo Cowboy

#1 - Cairo Cowboy

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.

star 7.84
144 votes
Directors: Jehane Noujaim
Writers: Ramy Youssef
Ne Me Quitte Pas

#2 - Ne Me Quitte Pas

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.

star 7.75
157 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Ramy Youssef
Dude, Where’s My Country?

#3 - Dude, Where’s My Country?

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.

star 7.74
151 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Ramy Youssef
You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh

#4 - You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 29, 2020

Can we just pray together?

star 7.72
105 votes
Writers: Ramy Youssef, Rob Ulin

#5 - Frank

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 29, 2020

Masr Om El Donya… and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You’ll see, baba. Inshallah.

star 7.70
106 votes
Directors: Ramy Youssef
Writers: Azhar Usman, Ramy Youssef

#6 - Refugees

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?

star 7.65
159 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Bridget Bedard

#7 - They

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired May 29, 2020

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

star 7.63
108 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Ramy Youssef, Ryan Welch

#8 - Strawberries

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?

star 7.59
176 votes
Directors: Ramy Youssef
Writers: Ramy Youssef
Saving Mikaela

#9 - Saving Mikaela

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.

star 7.58
154 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Ryan Welch
Do the Ramadan

#10 - Do the Ramadan

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.

star 7.57
169 votes
Writers: Sahar Jahani

#11 -

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired May 29, 2020

You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?

star 7.55
113 votes
Directors: Ramy Youssef
Writers: Gamal Abdel Nasser, Ramy Youssef
Between the Toes

#12 - Between the Toes

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

star 7.49
238 votes
Directors: Harry Bradbeer
Writers: Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ryan Welch
Uncle Naseem

#13 - Uncle Naseem

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired May 29, 2020

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

star 7.49
107 votes
Directors: Desiree Akhavan
Writers: Kate Thulin, Ramy Youssef
Can You Hear Me Now?

#14 - Can You Hear Me Now?

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 29, 2020

Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

star 7.45
113 votes
Writers: Ramy Youssef
3riana Grande

#15 - 3riana Grande

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired May 29, 2020

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

star 7.45
107 votes
Directors: Cherien Dabis
Writers: Maytha Alhassen, Ramy Youssef

#16 - Bay’ah

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 29, 2020

Bro...You want real love? Commit to the right person. Take the bay'ah.

star 7.41
127 votes
Writers: Amir Sulaiman, Ramy Youssef
A Black Spot on the Heart

#17 - A Black Spot on the Heart

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.

star 7.41
181 votes
Writers: Minhal Baig
Princess Diana

#18 - Princess Diana

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 19, 2019

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.

star 7.36
195 votes
Writers: Leah Nanako Winkler
Little Omar

#19 - Little Omar

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 29, 2020

He told you about little Omar. Stop acting like you didn't know. Now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? It's haraam. You're just - haraam.

star 7.13
109 votes
Directors: Ramy Youssef
Writers: Colleen McGuinness, Ramy Youssef
Atlantic City

#20 - Atlantic City

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired May 29, 2020

Do not go to a magic show. David Blaine is straight up Jinn.

star 6.94
109 votes
Directors: Ramy Youssef
Writers: Bjanka Pašić, Ramy Youssef