The BEST Episodes of Ramy
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Sep 23, 2020
Taken from the memories of comedian Ramy Youssef's own life, Ramy is the often funny but very real journey of a young first generation Egyptian-American as he navigates his politically-divided New Jersey neighborhood.
#1 - Cairo Cowboy
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
#2 - You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 29, 2020
Can we just pray together?
#3 - Dude, Where’s My Country?
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
#4 - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
#5 - Frank
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 29, 2020
Masr Om El Donya… and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You’ll see, baba. Inshallah.
#6 - They
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired May 29, 2020
Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.
#7 - Miakhalifa.mov
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired May 29, 2020
You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
#8 - Strawberries
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
#9 - Refugees
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
#10 - Saving Mikaela
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
#11 - Do the Ramadan
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
#12 - Between the Toes
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
#13 - Uncle Naseem
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired May 29, 2020
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
#14 - Bay’ah
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 29, 2020
Bro...You want real love? Commit to the right person. Take the bay'ah.
#15 - A Black Spot on the Heart
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
#16 - Can You Hear Me Now?
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 29, 2020
Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
#17 - 3riana Grande
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired May 29, 2020
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
#18 - Princess Diana
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 19, 2019
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
#19 - Little Omar
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 29, 2020
He told you about little Omar. Stop acting like you didn't know. Now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? It's haraam. You're just - haraam.
#20 - Atlantic City
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired May 29, 2020
Do not go to a magic show. David Blaine is straight up Jinn.