The BEST episodes written by Ramy Youssef
#1 - Between the Toes
Ramy - Season 1 - Episode 1
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
#2 - Strawberries
Ramy - Season 1 - Episode 4
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
#3 - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Ramy - Season 1 - Episode 7
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
#4 - Dude, Where’s My Country?
Ramy - Season 1 - Episode 9
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
#5 - Cairo Cowboy
Ramy - Season 1 - Episode 10
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
#6 - Bay’ah
Ramy - Season 2 - Episode 1
Bro...You want real love? Commit to the right person. Take the bay'ah.
#8 - Little Omar
Ramy - Season 2 - Episode 3
He told you about little Omar. Stop acting like you didn't know. Now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? It's haraam. You're just - haraam.
#9 - Miakhalifa.mov
Ramy - Season 2 - Episode 4
You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
#10 - 3riana Grande
Ramy - Season 2 - Episode 5
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
#13 - Frank
Ramy - Season 2 - Episode 8
Masr Om El Donya… and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You’ll see, baba. Inshallah.
