The BEST episodes of Praise Petey

Every episode of Praise Petey ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Praise Petey!

The series follows Petey, a New York City “it” girl who has it all until her life comes crashing down around her. As luck would have it, a mysterious gift from her father gives her a new lease on life: she’s going to “lean into” modernizing his small-town cult.

Last Updated: 8/12/2024Network: FreeformStatus: Ended
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Comet Day
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6.95
21 votes

#1 - Comet Day

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/18/2023

The fated comet is coming! Skeptical, Petey and Bandit prepare to support disappointed cult members in the aftermath until Petey begins to worry what her life looks like without the cult’s devotion.

Directors: Steven Chan
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Punishment Hole
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6.71
21 votes

#2 - Punishment Hole

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/18/2023

When Petey’s UTI causes gossip to run rampant in New Utopia, Petey’s paranoia gets the better of her. Eliza and Grease Trap Connie learn to make gnocchi, and the Elders take a field trip to work on their bond.

Directors: Jeff Schuetze
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Father’s Knee
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6.61
23 votes

#3 - Father’s Knee

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/28/2023

Petey discovers that her father used to have his own local magazine, inspiring Petey to revive it and make it her own. She chooses Bandit for her cover story to prove she’s open to dissent.

Directors: Steven Chan
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Unemployment Crisis
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6.57
30 votes

#4 - Unemployment Crisis

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/21/2023

In her first act as cult leader, Petey liberates her new followers from their demeaning jobs and tries to come up with a vision statement. Mae Mae struggles with the sudden unemployment crisis.

Directors: Megan Prazenica
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Not-Sad Adult Birthday
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6.57
23 votes

#5 - Not-Sad Adult Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/4/2023

It’s Petey’s birthday, also known as Crowning Day to the inhabitants of New Utopia. Petey is disappointed to learn that the celebrations are more about White instead of her. Eliza and Bandit both have surprises for Petey.

Directors: Jeff Schuetze
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Taxi to the South!
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6.55
38 votes

#6 - Taxi to the South!

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2023

When her perfect life falls apart, “It Girl” Petey St. Barts is thrown a lifeline in the form of a mysterious gift from her deceased father: he’s left her in charge of his small-town cult.

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Barn Wedding
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6.52
23 votes

#7 - Barn Wedding

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/4/2023

Petey and Eliza scheme to bring an honest income to New Utopia by renting out barns as wedding venues for the Manhattan elite. When her ex Brian is their first client, Petey scrambles to make it the perfect night – and to make him jealous.

Directors: Megan Prazenica
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Drippy Drips
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6.45
22 votes

#8 - Drippy Drips

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/11/2023

Petey inadvertently gives approval to release pent-up swamp gas that sends the residents of New Utopia into a craze. Unfortunately for Petey, she has an important business deal to negotiate. Bandit runs for mayor against Pancakes the Dog.

Directors: Megan Prazenica
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We Need $30
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6.44
25 votes

#9 - We Need $30

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/28/2023

Petey and Eliza team up to get to the bottom of New Utopia’s finances and raise enough money to get medicine for a sick Mae Mae ― without resorting to recruiting new cult members.

Directors: Jeff Schuetze
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The Tangible Secret
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6.35
23 votes

#10 - The Tangible Secret

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2023

Petey embarks on a spiritual quest and runs into Bandit and his Little Einstein mentee. Eliza’s crush on Grease Trap Connie gets out of hand, thanks to Mae Mae’s supportive scheming.

Directors: Steven Chan
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