The BEST episodes of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time season 1

Every episode of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time season 1!

“Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time” is an irreverent sketch show, where each sketch is filtered through the twisted point-of-view of stand-up comedian Nick Swardson. Swardson takes the viewer into his demented world through a series of sketches.

Last Updated: 11/28/2024Network: Status: Ended
Mudslide Junction
star
8.95
65 votes

#1 - Mudslide Junction

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2010

Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

Directors: Tom Gianas
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Blah Blah Blah Main Street
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8.67
3 votes

#2 - Blah Blah Blah Main Street

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/23/2010

Nick discusses his horrible kitten sweater. Featuring sketches about an ill-fated couple's role playing, a family's guest with an uncontrollable need for the bath room, Gay Robot trying to buy plane tickets to an alien probing site, the scenario of Titanic if it was in an underwater planet, a forest ranger's job of breaking up homosexual intimacy, the recovery of a time capsule filled with sexual objects, and a man who wants to work at a cupcake factory with a twist.

Directors: Tom Gianas
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I Just Got Voodoo'd
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8.05
65 votes

#3 - I Just Got Voodoo'd

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2010

Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch. Sketches include a parody of Nightmare on Elm Street, a parody of Top Chef, Nick as a ballet dancer, and a parody of a 1940s mummy film.

Directors: Thomas Gianis
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Monday Morning Meltdown
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7.60
61 votes

#4 - Monday Morning Meltdown

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2010

A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

Directors: Tom Gianas
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Relapse Into Refreshment
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7.19
63 votes

#5 - Relapse Into Refreshment

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/9/2010

Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

Directors: Tom Gianas
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The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun
star
7.06
65 votes

#6 - The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/19/2010

Nick discusses how dirty the show can be. Sketches include inappropriate paramedics, a house haunted by an optically challenged portrait, Gay Robot's creepy neighbor, an ill-fated jungle expedition, and a civil-rights-era fable.

Directors: Thomas Gianis
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Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
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6.27
127 votes

#7 - Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/12/2010

There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

Directors: Tom Gianas
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