The WORST episodes of New Tricks

Every episode of New Tricks ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of New Tricks!

Drama about a police unit, made up of retired detectives and a long-suffering boss, looking at unsolved crimes.

Last Updated: 9/19/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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Fresh Starts
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7.19
97 votes

#1 - Fresh Starts

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/30/2009

The team exhumes the body of a car crash victim after claims she has been seen alive.

Directors: Robin Sheppard
Talking To The Dead
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7.21
155 votes

#2 - Talking To The Dead

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/6/2004

In an attempt to make contact with his late wife Mary, Jack goes to see a clairvoyant. Instead he meets a girl who died in a shipping container in 1982 and has the case re-opened.

Directors: Jon East
Writer: Simon Block
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Communal Living
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7.26
95 votes

#3 - Communal Living

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/18/2008

As Brian Lane struggles to control and conceal his desire to drink again, he finds the perfect refuge in a commune at the centre of the team's investigation into the death of a university student. The case also helps Gerry face up to his relationship with Emily, who has not spoken to him since she discovered the truth about the DNA test at Ricky Hanson's trial.

Shadow Show
star
7.41
126 votes

#4 - Shadow Show

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/6/2009

UCOS are forced to re-open the investigation into producer Max Stone's death.

Deep Swimming
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7.44
72 votes

#5 - Deep Swimming

Season 11 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2014

A dynamic high-flying city lawyer, Bryony Willis, receives a note to say that her terrorist father was not accidentally killed by his own bomb in 1982 but was actually murdered by the police. The UCOS team interviews Bryony's mother, who raised her on Greenham Common, and stumbles upon a dangerous, high-powered police cover-up. Sasha's ex-husband Ned tries to win her back. Is she tempted? Or has too much water passed under the bridge?

Directors: Philip John
Writer: Chloe Moss
Home Truths
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7.45
119 votes

#6 - Home Truths

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/29/2004

When a missing person case which Lane originally investigated gets re-activated, he's determined to crack it. But when the team swiftly uncover another two mysterious disappearances, they start to think they've got a serial killer on their hands.

Directors: Jon East
Writer: Alison Hume
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ID Parade
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7.47
249 votes

#7 - ID Parade

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/1/2004

UCOS investigate into the death of a policewomen-whose case was closed years ago-following the recovery of the murder weapon from a lake.

Directors: Paul Seed
Writer: Simon Block
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Good Work Rewarded
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7.49
133 votes

#8 - Good Work Rewarded

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/22/2004

The members of a prestigious golf club come under suspicion when the UCOS team investigate a child murder.

Directors: Paul Seed
Writer: Roy Mitchell
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Couldn't Organise One
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7.50
60 votes

#9 - Couldn't Organise One

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/4/2008

The team investigate the death of the Chief Brewer at Felspar's Brewery which proves to be rather intoxicating for the boys. For Pullman, the case has a more personal agenda and she learns some difficult truths about her dead father.

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Breadcrumbs
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7.53
74 votes

#10 - Breadcrumbs

Season 11 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2014

Tragedy strikes for Griffin when a friend is found murdered. Gerry has to move in to McAndrew's flat, which causes problems at work.

Directors: Keith Boak
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Trust Me
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7.54
115 votes

#11 - Trust Me

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2005

The team re-examine the case of Hannah Taylor who was kidnapped from her home in 1992. A body, previously thought to be Hannah's, has just been identified as that of another kidnap victim

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Eyes Down for a Full House
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7.56
149 votes

#12 - Eyes Down for a Full House

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/13/2005

Luck turns against Standing when he loses a poker game, owing bookie Michael Jacobs £10,000. Michael offers him a chance to clear his debt by finding out what happened to his dad Joe, who died after being mugged outside Walthamstow stadium in 1983.

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The Rock (1)
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7.57
156 votes

#13 - The Rock (1)

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/30/2013

Lane's future at UCOS is threatened by a death in custody which emerges from his past. The discovery of a mysterious gun in the Thames re-opens the unsolved 1998 murder of a playboy shipping heir and leads the team to the Rock of Gibraltar.

Directors: Brian Grant
Writer: Simon Allen
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Body of Evidence
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7.58
131 votes

#14 - Body of Evidence

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2012

The body of a missing computer expert turns up in a hospital morgue under a false name, so the team reopens the investigation into his disappearance. The dead man worked for the Metropolitan Police, giving him access to a great deal of sensitive information—added to which, he was in contact with a group of online hackers. As the seasoned detectives unravel the mystery, Brian struggles to accept Steve as the new UCOS member, forcing Esther to intervene.

Directors: Robin Sheppard
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The Curate's Egg
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7.60
87 votes

#15 - The Curate's Egg

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/18/2015

Danny and Steve 'welcome' new boss Ted Case into the UCOS office in Sasha's absence, but for all his wealth of experience, keen eye for detail and a killer instinct for detecting liars, they aren't quite as sold on his superstitious quirks.

Directors: Brian Grant
Writer: Roy Mitchell
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Fluke Of Luck
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7.60
141 votes

#16 - Fluke Of Luck

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/20/2005

Lane indulges his obsession with fishing when UCOS investigates the case of two boys abducted from a fishing lake in 1979, believing it could be linked to a recent spate of snatches near the M25.

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Painting On Loan
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7.60
149 votes

#17 - Painting On Loan

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/8/2004

The discovery of a fake painting in the Queen's art collection sends the UCOS team on a hush-hush mission to uncover the forger. Their investigations swiftly uncover a trail of high class frauds and suspicious deaths, but also lead to suspension for one of the squad. NOTE: In Scotland This Episode Was Shown On Sunday 11th April Due To LIVE Sportscene Football Being Shown

Directors: Jamie Payne
Writer: Nick Fisher
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Wicca Work
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7.62
101 votes

#18 - Wicca Work

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/15/2006

A young woman insists that the suspicious death of a local librarian was because of witchcraft and the team are drawn into the world of magic and the supernatural. A series of strange events occur and they are put under increasing pressure. The squad gets convinced that the supernatural exist and struggle to remain cynical.

Directors: Roberto Bangura
Writer: Roy Mitchell
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Death of a Timeshare Salesman
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7.64
119 votes

#19 - Death of a Timeshare Salesman

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/13/2009

The UCOS team find themselves reinvestigating the death of a well-known timeshare magnate.

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In Vino Veritas
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7.66
73 votes

#20 - In Vino Veritas

Season 11 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/29/2014

The arrest of a Turkish barmaid working in London illegally reopens the cold case of a landlord who died in a suspected arson attack on his City pub. Gerry and Steve take a trip out to a vineyard in Kent while Griffin indulges his passion for fruit machines. When Miller decides to get the boys match fit for a charity football game it proves more difficult than she imagined.

Directors: Brian Grant
Writer: Dan Muirden
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Glasgow UCOS
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7.68
150 votes

#21 - Glasgow UCOS

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/29/2012

McAndrew and Standing are sent to Scotland by Strickland for a week, to help the Glasgow Police try and establish a new UCOS section led by DCI Fiona MacDougall. While there, they end up being caught up in a cold case from 1993 featuring the murder of bookie James Soutar.

Directors: Julian Simpson
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Prodigal Sons
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7.68
79 votes

#22 - Prodigal Sons

Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/1/2015

With Sasha back on fighting form, UCOS investigate the death of a talented cricket prodigy: star of the pitch and apple of his father's eye - yet loathed by his teammates. The death was recorded as misadventure, but with new evidence pointing to infighting, overzealous autograph hunters and extramarital affairs, UCOS are soon bowled over by the list of potential murder suspects. Wise to Steve's monetary problems, Danny appoints himself as personal financial advisor and enforces a strict no-frills, no-fun budget. But even with this distraction, he can't escape his own worries about revealing his relationship with Fiona to his ex-wife. Sasha cracks down on the boys' lacklustre fitness and reluctance to come to the 'cursed' Mum and Dad's Do.

Directors: Daikin Marsh
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A Face For Radio
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7.68
98 votes

#23 - A Face For Radio

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/21/2008

The team reinvestigates the murder of a popular DJ who died live on air after an arson attack at 80s music station Roxy Radio. Lane is determined to find the missing Jack Halford when Pullman and Standing threaten to quit rather than work with a new team member.

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Things Can Only Get Better
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7.68
114 votes

#24 - Things Can Only Get Better

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/10/2013

When the team investigate the death of an MP's researcher and find themselves in hot pursuit of a mysterious Bosnian woman, Strickland introduces Pullman to a war crimes prosecutor who proves to be more than helpful to their case.

Directors: Andy Hay
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Dockers
star
7.69
138 votes

#25 - Dockers

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/24/2006

The murky death of Joe Walsh, General Secretary of the Crane Driver's Union, whose body was found in the Thames in 1975, is reinvestigated. At the time of his death, Walsh stood accused of stealing money from the union's account. The team find themselves at the centre of a political minefield, with suggestions of misappropriated union funds, MI5 involvement and a union leader whose threats of strike action were gravely threatening the national interest.

Directors: Rob Evans
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