The WORST episodes of Monogatari
Every episode of Monogatari ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Monogatari!
Araragi Koyomi is a third year high school student who is almost human again after having briefly become a vampire. One day, a classmate named Senjougahara Hitagi, who infamously never talks to anyone, falls down the stairs into Koyomi's arms. He discovers that Hitagi weighs next to nothing, in defiance of physics and common sense alike. Despite being threatened by her, Koyomi offers her help, and introduces her to Oshino Meme, a middle-aged homeless man who helped him stop being a vampire.
#1 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI: Shinobu Mustard (6)
Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/29/2024
Koyomi joins the girls' basketball meetup and asks them what the five missing people have in common. He reaches a certain conviction as he listens to them and quickly leaves. In the meantime, who paid Suicide-Master a visit, as she was waiting alone at the Kanbaru residence...?
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#2 - OROKAMONOGATARI: Tsukihi Undo
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2024
Yotsugi Ononoki has been infiltrating the Araragi residence to keep an eye on Tsukihi Araragi. While Tsukihi is at school, Yotsugi freely spends her time, but she is seen by Tsukihi, who suddenly comes back home.
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#3 - NADEMONOGATARI: Nadeko Draw (1)
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2024
In order to become a manga artist, Nadeko Sengoku doesn't go to school and spends her days drawing. So, her parents finally tell her to start working after graduating from middle school. As the deadline until graduation approaches, Yotsugi Ononoki proposes ways to become a manga artist.
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#4 - NADEMONOGATARI: Nadeko Draw (2)
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/13/2024
Together with Ougi Oshino, who says, "I saw Nadeko in uniform," Nadeko Sengoku arrives at 701 Middle School, a public school, where she was sighted. Despite her anxiety, Nadeko stepped into the school. The scene she witnessed was unexpected.
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#5 - NADEMONOGATARI: Nadeko Draw (3)
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/20/2024
Inspired by her conversation with Sodachi Oikura, Nadeko was heading to the Araragi residence to secure Meek Nadeko. However, there was a big hole around the knob of the front door, big enough for a human wrist to pass through. Meanwhile, Yotsugi, who had gone in the other direction to look for God Nadeko, was heading toward North Shirahebi Shrine.
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#6 - NADEMONOGATARI: Nadeko Draw (4)
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2024
Nadeko and Yotsugi returned to the Sengoku residence to plan a strategy for the future. Unable to take a step forward, Nadeko ponders how to secure the rest of the Shikigami Nadekos, prompting Yotsugi to remind her of her original purpose. To settle the situation and achieve their objectives, the two headed to the place for the final battle.
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#7 - NADEMONOGATARI: Nadeko Draw (5)
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2024
With the help of Yotsugi Ononoki, Nadeko Sengoku finally met God Nadeko. In front of God Nadeko, who had a creepy smile on her face, were the two "Current Nadekos." After that, the place Nadeko heads to in order to end the story is the location where Koyomi Araragi used to be.
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#8 - WAZAMONOGATARI: Acerola Bon Appétit (1)
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2024
Suicide-Master, who woke up from starvation, was told by Tropicalesque that the cause of her death was "the Beautiful Princess." Intrigued by her tale, Suicide-Master goes out to find "the Beautiful Princess" to have her as a first meal out from her slumber despite Tropicalesque's warning.
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#9 - WAZAMONOGATARI: Acerola Bon Appétit (2)
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2024
Suicide-Master, who still keeps dying, realizes that consciousness reform is needed for both the one who eats and the one who gets eaten. She watches Princess Acerola try her best to change with a smile, but Tropicalesque has a thought for his master.
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#10 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI: Shinobu Mustard (1)
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2024
Koyomi Araragi visited the hospital led by Izuko Gaen. What he saw there were two mummies lying in bed, and both of them were still alive. Izuko and Koyomi, wanting to solve this case, receive a new report that another mummy has been sighted.
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#11 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI: Shinobu Mustard (2)
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/1/2024
Five members of the women's basketball club at Naoetsu High School go missing. According to Suruga Kanbaru and Seiu Higasa, that's not the only problem. Koyomi takes on this case and searches for the missing people with Izuko.
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#12 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI: Shinobu Mustard (3)
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/8/2024
To revive a mummified Suicide-Master, Koyomi arrived in Heaven instead of Hell. He obtained some wonder medicine and returned to this world. He starts to revive Suicide-Master, ignoring Shinobu Oshino, Mayoi Hachikuji, and Izuko, who are concerned.
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#15 - Hitagi Rendezvous - Part 2
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/2017
Koyomi and Hitagi spend the rest of the date bonding further. Once back home, Koyomi has another encounter with Ougi.
#16 - Hitagi Rendezvous - Part 1
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/12/2017
Now fully human again, Koyomi is called by Hitagi for a date, as they spend some time together, Koyomi has a vision of Ougi.
#17 - Mayoi Snail - Part 1
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/17/2009
Koyomi Araragi has an argument with his sister and then finds it difficult to stay in the house. He goes to the park where he meets Hitagi Senjyogahara. They see a little girl, Mayoi Hachikuji, comparing the town map displayed in the park to the memo in her hand. Learning that Mayoi has lost her way and route to a relative's home, Koyomi offers to help, only to be violently rebuffed.
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#18 - Mayoi Hell - Part 1
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/12/2017
March 13th, the morning of college entrance exams. Koyomi Araragi has died due to Izuko Gaen. Mayoi Hachikuji was waiting for him in the afterlife, and guides him towards an unknown destination. Koyomi would have never thought that this certain someone would be waiting for him there.
#19 - Nadeko Medusa - Part 4
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/13/2013
Despite Koyomi's warnings, Nadeko swallows the talisman and revives Kuchinawa after Shinobu berates her for once again playing the victim. The story then shifts forward to Nadeko's confront with Koyomi and Shinobu at the abandoned temple and it is revealed that she defeated both. Kuchinawa then reveals that he had met Nadeko when she swallowed the talisman and all their previous iteractions were fruit of Nadeko's own imagination. It is also revealed that it was Ougi who had filled Nadeko about the talisman's location and that all her movements since then were a ploy to infiltrate into Koyomi's house and secure a key to break into there in secret. As Nadeko is about to kill Koyomi, she answers a call from Hitagi at his phone. Hitagi then reveals that Nadeko must kill her, Shinobu and Koyomi at this order or she may end up being killed by either Hitagi or Shinobu, and in exchange for this information, Nadeko agrees to return to kill them all at the day of their graduation. Six months later, the day of graduation is at hand, and Nadeko waits at the polar snake shrine for Koyomi, Hitagi and Shinobu, who accompained by Suruga and Tsubasa, appear to confront her.
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#20 - Tsubasa Cat - Part 3
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/2/2009
On the way to school, Koyomi finds Hachikuji in the middle of the street and assaults her in a teasing manner. Hachikuji panics and breaks his finger. Later after they calm down, Hachikuji tells Koyomi that she saw Shinobu at the donut store. Koyomi goes to the school bike rack and gets a text from Tsubasa, asking him to ditch school and come to the playground. He finds her there still in her pajamas and wearing a hat. They begin talking about her recent headaches and Koyomi persuades her to take her hat off. He finds out that she had grown cat ears. They agree to go to Oshino’s place. When they reach there, they find him crouching down, buring something in the dirt. Oshino asks them to come in and hits the side of Tsubasa’s head, knocking her out. Oshino tells Koyomi that she was already half cat. Tsubasa’s hair turns white, and the cat is revealed.
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#21 - Mayoi Snail - Part 2
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/24/2009
After Koyomi Araragi and Hitagi Senjyogahara discover that the girl they met in the park, Mayoi Hachikuji, is trying to get to her mother's house, they offer to walk along with her. However, they keep getting incredibly lost.
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#22 - Karen Bee - Part 3
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/21/2012
Araragi finishes up cleaning at Kanbaru’s house, and proceeds to head home on his bike. Right outside of Kanbaru’s he sees a strange, ill-omened man, named Kaiki Deishuu who he instantly relates to having a similar aura to Oshino. When he meets Senjougahara on the way home and mentions Kaiki, she chains him up and tells him that Kaiki was one of the conmen that took away her family’s money. When Araragi gets a text from his sister asking for help, he easily breaks free of his chains and Senjougahara lets him go after talking to Hanekawa.
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#23 - Mayoi Hell - Part 2
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/12/2017
Mayoi takes Koyomi to meet Teori, who offers him a way to return to the world of the living. Koyomi is in doubt about accepting his offer, as he believes others like Mayoi are more worthy of reviving than him, until he comes with a surprising decision.
#24 - Tsubasa Cat - Part 1
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/18/2009
After school Koyomi finds Nadeko and they talk about how Shinobu looked at her and Suruga with a different gaze than Koyomi and Oshino. Tsubasa appears and Nadeko leaves abruptly, Koyomi and Tsubasa talk about how Koyomi has become a bad influence to Hitagi in school. Tsubasa gets a headache and Koyomi flashbacks into what happened in Golden Week, Tsubasa turned into a white "cat-woman" and attacked people by absorbing their vitality. Oshino reveals the problem is because of a huge amount of stress built up over the years. Koyomi acts as bait to attract the cat and Shinobu bites her draining her energy until she turns back into Tsubasa.
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#25 - Nadeko Medusa - Part 2
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/29/2013
After lying to Koyomi claiming that she was just imagining things, Nadeko decides to help Kuchinawa find his lost corpse, but they agree that she will attend school as usual, while looking for his body at night. In the next day, during school, it is revealed that Nadeko's class is still in a bad mood due to the incident with Kaiki's charms, and thus the position of class rep was somewhat forced on her. Later at night, Nadeko sneaks out of her room to start looking for Kuchinawa's body and after following a false lead, she is found by Koyomi, who takes her to his house. It is then revealed that Nadeko's parents had realized she was missing and contacted Tsukihi, who lied to them claiming that she was sleeping there, while Koyomi left to look for her. After insinuating to Nadeko that they should sleep together, Koyomi is knocked out by Shinobu who appears before her and ponders on how convenient it is for her to have such a cute and defenseless demeanor before she drags Koyomi away to have him sleep on the couch.
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