The BEST episodes of Lock, Stock...

Every episode of Lock, Stock... ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Lock, Stock...!

A seven part Britsh series based on the movie 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels'. Guy Ritchie (writer) continues the story of these four young men as they continually try to make it big in London's organized crime rings and continually get screwed and end up surviving on luck alone.

Last Updated: 9/13/2023Network: Channel 4Status: Ended
...and Four Stolen Hooves
41 votes

#1 - ...and Four Stolen Hooves

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/29/2000

The four owners of The Lock, a pub in London's East End, buy a quantity of stolen porn videos and a priceless watch. They think they are in the money but unknown to them all the goods were stolen from East London's toughest, hardest gangster, Miami Vice. Not surprisingly he wants his watch back and doesn't care about how he goes about recovering it.

Directors: Sheree Folkson
...and Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs
63 votes

#2 - ...and Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/6/2000

A friend of the lads and a 'local businessman', Robbie Rossi, asks them to pick up a delivery of some dodgy, whoops sorry, some designer clothes. For doing this he offers them a large sum of money. Everything goes well until the lads discover that they have been conned and steal the van back for themselves. When they open the van they now find it full of Kalashnikovs machine guns bought in by Miami Vice to help him out in a turf war. Once more they could find themselves on the wrong side of Miami's anger.

Directors: Rudolf Mestdagh
...and Spaghetti Sauce
30 votes

#3 - ...and Spaghetti Sauce

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/20/2000

The boys accidentally record over a consignment of porn tapes belonging to Deep Throat, a vicious and nasty criminal, while running off copies of a wedding video they made. With just three days to replace or pay for the missing films they use every idea they possibly can to make their own porn videos, so at least they will have something to give to Deep Throat when he come calling on them.

Directors: Rudolf Mestdagh
...and Two Sips
30 votes

#4 - ...and Two Sips

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/27/2000

Miami Vice is having accountant problems; they keep turning up dead! Not only is someone skimming money from his operations but Moira is holding out her 10% of Lapland. The boys unwittingly get involved and end up having to pay Miami £20,000 each. Jamie needs to borrow the money from his uncle and has to 'babysit' a friend of his uncle's called 'Two Sips' who is returning to England for a few days.

Directors: Nick Jones
...and One Big Bullock
30 votes

#5 - ...and One Big Bullock

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/4/2000

Miami Vice goes into the meat business and employs the lads to pick up a consignment being delivered by three psychotic Russians. Moon's country cousins get involved with them and a fight over a prize bull. Meanwhile a drug crazed duo want their revenge on Miami and intend to get their own hands on the beef to exact it.

Directors: David Thacker
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...and a Fist Full of Jack and Jills
59 votes

#6 - ...and a Fist Full of Jack and Jills

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/13/2000

The boys are offered a hoard of sex pills on the cheap in return for making a few dodgy deliveries. Everything goes wrong when the pills turn out to be a duff batch and people start dying, what is even worse for the lads though is that they have just sold a large batch of them to gangland boss, Larry Harmless. And to make things even more complicated there are a group of Spaniards, two Dutch druggies and a car full of money floating around.

Directors: Nick Jones
...and a Good Slopping Out
1 votes

#7 - ...and a Good Slopping Out

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/11/2000

A criminal 'friend' has the key to Miami's safe and he wants it back. This is hampered by the fact that said criminal has been caught by the police and is now in jail. Miami arranges it so that Lee, Bacon and Jamie end up in the same prison and tells them that unless they get the key for him he will make sure that the trumped up charges he arranged for Barbie to file that put them there, will be made to stick. If they can get the key then Barbie will drop all the charges and they will go free.

Directors: David Thacker