The WORST episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami

Every episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian return to Miami to revamp their DASH boutique and enjoy some fun in the sun.

Last Updated: 8/14/2025Network: E!Status: Ended

5.55

91 votes

#1 - Welcome Back to Miami

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/20/2013

Kourtney arrives in Miami without Scott; Kim is focused on being a good mom to her new kitten.

6.14

37 votes

#2 - See Ya Later, Alligator

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2013

Scott goes to Florida to hunt for alligators; Kim spends her savings; Kourtney reveals her post baby body.

6.35

37 votes

#3 - Lord Disick in the House

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2013

Kim and Kourtney get competitive during a trip to London; Scott decides to introduce Lord Disick to Miami; and Khloé experiences stress while hosting "The X Factor."

6.36

72 votes

#4 - Sex, Drugs and Consequences

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/23/2009

Khloé's job is threatened when she pulls out drugs on her radio show while Kourt accepts the affections of a lesbian.

6.38

42 votes

#5 - Paint the Town DASH

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/16/2009

Opening a new store in Miami and performing her first radio show proves too much for Khloé as her temper causes a fight between her and Kim that threatens the future of Dash.

6.42

91 votes

#6 - Scotts-o-phrenia

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/27/2010

Khloe takes her playful innuendos about Scott being a sociopath too far.

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6.42

38 votes

#7 - Bitch Slapped

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2013

Jonathan takes Kim's side during an argument with Kourtney, which sets the older sister off. Meanwhile, Kim learns she has a life-changing allergy; and Khloé finds herself in a strange predicament because of her love of Cuban coffee.

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6.43

91 votes

#8 - Sisterly Love

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2010

With Khloe gone, Kim tries to fill the void and reconnect with Kourtney. One of the Dash employees has an STD scare.

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6.51

95 votes

#9 - It's My Life

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/8/2010

When Kris comes to visit, she feels it is mother's duty to tell Scott to stay away from Kourtney. Khloé learns that firing an employee is hard to do.

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6.51

39 votes

#10 - We'll Always Have Paris

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2013

Kim attempts to fix Simon and Jonathan's friendship. Kourtney tries to reignite her and Scott's relationship but goes unnoticed.

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6.56

36 votes

#11 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/31/2013

When Scott comes back from a Vegas trip, Kim suspects that Scott is up to no good and hires a private detective to follow him. Going against Khloe’s advice, she digs through his phone bill, puts a tracker on his car–and even tails him around town! Meanwhile, Kourtney learns that Khloe’s infertility issues are worse than she thought and wonders if she should offer to be a surrogate.

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6.56

63 votes

#12 - Picture Perfect

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/11/2010

Kourtney works hard to look good for a post-baby photo shoot, the stress of which causes she and Khloe to get into a fight that could change their relationship forever.

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6.62

68 votes

#13 - Hangover Helpers

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/30/2009

Khloé holds auditions at the boutique to find a date for Kourtney; Kim visits and gets pressured into getting drunk.

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6.71

95 votes

#14 - Back in Miami

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/13/2010

Khloe postpones her trip to Miami and shows up late, prompting Kourtney to attack Khloe for being a lousy sister and business partner.

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6.77

66 votes

#15 - Broken Family

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/15/2010

With a week left in Miami, Khloe is nervous that Kourtney will stay in Miami with Scott.

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6.78

65 votes

#16 - Land of the Lost

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/27/2009

In an attempt to go to Tampa for an appearance the girls get lost and stuck in the Everglades. Meanwhile Kourtney realizes she could be pregnant.

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6.83

65 votes

#17 - Man in the Mirror

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/1/2010

When Scott's drinking gets out of control, Kourtney refuses to see him until he seeks professional help.

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6.83

97 votes

#18 - Wax On Wax Off

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/20/2010

When Kourtney's old friends come to visit she decides to go out to reclaim her old party self. When the reality of motherhood settles in, Kourt is reminded that times have changed.

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7.11

63 votes

#19 - Kourtney's Denial

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/25/2010

Kim is in Miami to help Kourt out in Khloe's absence and is eager to do whatever it takes, even take care of Mason.

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7.22

9 votes

#20 - Miami VICEs

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2013

Kim gets to work with a private detective, while Scott is forced to wear a new fashion accessory because of his eye problems. Elsewhere, Kourtney is desperate to get back in shape.

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7.29

94 votes

#21 - Seems Like Old Times

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/13/2009

Kourtney's ex-boyfriend Scott makes a surprise visit which gives her a new decisions to make; A D-A-S-H employee may be fired.

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7.64

96 votes

#22 - Kourt Gone Wild

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/6/2009

Kourtney goes on a boy crazy binge to forget about Scott; Khloe raises money for Save Dade organization by hosting a transsexual 'Khloe Kardashian Look-a-Like'' contest.

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7.81

37 votes

#23 - Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/4/2010

Kourt uses her old Miami flame, Jackie, to make Scott jealous. Khloe becomes annoyed with Rob and Lamar?s close relationship.

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7.86

7 votes

#24 - Dragon Me Down

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2013

Kim invites her entire family to Miami to compete in a dragon-boat race. At the same time, Kourtney suspects her sister-in-law is pregnant, while Scott has trouble dealing with Bruce's competitive nature.

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8.00

11 votes

#25 - Lez-B-Honest

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2013

Scott learns about the vibrant lesbian community in Miami, while Kim discovers the benefits of breast milk in treating psoriasis.

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