The WORST episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami
Every episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami (titled Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami for its first two seasons) is an American reality television series. It premiered on E! on August 16, 2009, as the first Keeping Up with the Kardashians spin-off. The series originally followed sisters Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian as they opened a second D-A-S-H location in Miami Beach, Florida. From the third season, sister Kim Kardashian replaced Khloé, who had other work commitments. The third season began filming in October 2012, and premiered on January 20, 2013
#1 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/7/2013
The family becomes upset when they discover that Kim hired a private investigator to follow Scott but the mood later changes when Kim reveals her pregnancy to the family.
#2 - Miami VICEs
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2013
Kim gets to work with a private detective, while Scott is forced to wear a new fashion accessory because of his eye problems. Elsewhere, Kourtney is desperate to get back in shape.
#3 - 2 Klose 4 Komfort
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2013
Kourtney would like to move out of the hotel and into a house, but she and Kim have difficulty finding the time to search for a new residence. At the same time, Scott acts overly friendly with Khloé; and the sisters help Rob cope with a bad breakup.
#4 - Dragon Me Down
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2013
Kim invites her entire family to Miami to compete in a dragon-boat race. At the same time, Kourtney suspects her sister-in-law is pregnant, while Scott has trouble dealing with Bruce's competitive nature.
#6 - Secrets
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/21/2013
Kim fertility is comparable to a fifty-year old and she begins to take her frustrations out on Kourtney; Meanwhile, Scott plans to race cars with his newly found best friend, much to Kourtney's dismay.
#7 - Welcome Back to Miami
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/20/2013
Kourtney arrives in Miami without Scott; Kim is focused on being a good mom to her new kitten.
#8 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/31/2013
When Scott comes back from a Vegas trip, Kim suspects that Scott is up to no good and hires a private detective to follow him. Going against Khloe’s advice, she digs through his phone bill, puts a tracker on his car–and even tails him around town! Meanwhile, Kourtney learns that Khloe’s infertility issues are worse than she thought and wonders if she should offer to be a surrogate.
#9 - See Ya Later, Alligator
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2013
Scott goes to Florida to hunt for alligators; Kim spends her savings; Kourtney reveals her post baby body.
#10 - Lord Disick in the House
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/17/2013
Kim and Kourtney get competitive during a trip to London; Scott decides to introduce Lord Disick to Miami; and Khloé experiences stress while hosting "The X Factor."
#11 - We'll Always Have Paris
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2013
Kim attempts to fix Simon and Jonathan's friendship. Kourtney tries to reignite her and Scott's relationship but goes unnoticed.
#12 - Bitch Slapped
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2013
Jonathan takes Kim's side during an argument with Kourtney, which sets the older sister off. Meanwhile, Kim learns she has a life-changing allergy; and Khloé finds herself in a strange predicament because of her love of Cuban coffee.
#13 - Sex, Drugs and Consequences
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/23/2009
Khloé's job is threatened when she pulls out drugs on her radio show while Kourt accepts the affections of a lesbian.
#15 - It's My Life
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/8/2010
When Kris comes to visit, she feels it is mother's duty to tell Scott to stay away from Kourtney. Khloé learns that firing an employee is hard to do.
#16 - Sisterly Love
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2010
With Khloe gone, Kim tries to fill the void and reconnect with Kourtney. One of the Dash employees has an STD scare.
#17 - Scotts-o-phrenia
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/27/2010
Khloe takes her playful innuendos about Scott being a sociopath too far.
#18 - Broken Family
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/15/2010
With a week left in Miami, Khloe is nervous that Kourtney will stay in Miami with Scott.
#19 - Man in the Mirror
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/1/2010
When Scott's drinking gets out of control, Kourtney refuses to see him until he seeks professional help.
#22 - Hangover Helpers
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/30/2009
Khloé holds auditions at the boutique to find a date for Kourtney; Kim visits and gets pressured into getting drunk.
#25 - Kourtney's Denial
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/25/2010
Kim is in Miami to help Kourt out in Khloe's absence and is eager to do whatever it takes, even take care of Mason.