The BEST episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami

Every episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami!

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian return to Miami to revamp their DASH boutique and enjoy some fun in the sun.

Last Updated: 12/22/2022Network:E!
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All Men Are Dogs
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8.56
39 votes

#1 - All Men Are Dogs

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/20/2009

D-A-S-H employee Carrie's modeling career is saved by Kourtney and Khloe studies the Spanish language to utilize it at the boutique.

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Executive Decisions
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8.49
39 votes

#2 - Executive Decisions

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/4/2009

After Kourtney discovers she is pregnant; she battles with the idea of becoming a mother.

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2 Klose 4 Komfort
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8.20
5 votes

#3 - 2 Klose 4 Komfort

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2013

Kourtney would like to move out of the hotel and into a house, but she and Kim have difficulty finding the time to search for a new residence. At the same time, Scott acts overly friendly with Khloé; and the sisters help Rob cope with a bad breakup.

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Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two
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8.13
8 votes

#4 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part Two

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/7/2013

The family becomes upset when they discover that Kim hired a private investigator to follow Scott but the mood later changes when Kim reveals her pregnancy to the family.

Secrets
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8.00
9 votes

#5 - Secrets

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/21/2013

Kim fertility is comparable to a fifty-year old and she begins to take her frustrations out on Kourtney; Meanwhile, Scott plans to race cars with his newly found best friend, much to Kourtney's dismay.

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Lez-B-Honest
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8.00
11 votes

#6 - Lez-B-Honest

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/27/2013

Scott learns about the vibrant lesbian community in Miami, while Kim discovers the benefits of breast milk in treating psoriasis.

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Dragon Me Down
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7.86
7 votes

#7 - Dragon Me Down

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2013

Kim invites her entire family to Miami to compete in a dragon-boat race. At the same time, Kourtney suspects her sister-in-law is pregnant, while Scott has trouble dealing with Bruce's competitive nature.

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Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
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7.81
37 votes

#8 - Jealousy Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/4/2010

Kourt uses her old Miami flame, Jackie, to make Scott jealous. Khloe becomes annoyed with Rob and Lamar?s close relationship.

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Kourt Gone Wild
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7.64
96 votes

#9 - Kourt Gone Wild

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/6/2009

Kourtney goes on a boy crazy binge to forget about Scott; Khloe raises money for Save Dade organization by hosting a transsexual 'Khloe Kardashian Look-a-Like'' contest.

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Seems Like Old Times
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7.29
94 votes

#10 - Seems Like Old Times

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/13/2009

Kourtney's ex-boyfriend Scott makes a surprise visit which gives her a new decisions to make; A D-A-S-H employee may be fired.

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Miami VICEs
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7.22
9 votes

#11 - Miami VICEs

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/10/2013

Kim gets to work with a private detective, while Scott is forced to wear a new fashion accessory because of his eye problems. Elsewhere, Kourtney is desperate to get back in shape.

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Kourtney's Denial
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7.11
63 votes

#12 - Kourtney's Denial

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/25/2010

Kim is in Miami to help Kourt out in Khloe's absence and is eager to do whatever it takes, even take care of Mason.

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Wax On Wax Off
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6.83
97 votes

#13 - Wax On Wax Off

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/20/2010

When Kourtney's old friends come to visit she decides to go out to reclaim her old party self. When the reality of motherhood settles in, Kourt is reminded that times have changed.

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Man in the Mirror
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6.83
65 votes

#14 - Man in the Mirror

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/1/2010

When Scott's drinking gets out of control, Kourtney refuses to see him until he seeks professional help.

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Land of the Lost
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6.78
65 votes

#15 - Land of the Lost

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/27/2009

In an attempt to go to Tampa for an appearance the girls get lost and stuck in the Everglades. Meanwhile Kourtney realizes she could be pregnant.

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Broken Family
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6.72
65 votes

#16 - Broken Family

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/15/2010

With a week left in Miami, Khloe is nervous that Kourtney will stay in Miami with Scott.

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Back in Miami
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6.71
95 votes

#17 - Back in Miami

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/13/2010

Khloe postpones her trip to Miami and shows up late, prompting Kourtney to attack Khloe for being a lousy sister and business partner.

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Hangover Helpers
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6.62
68 votes

#18 - Hangover Helpers

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/30/2009

Khloé holds auditions at the boutique to find a date for Kourtney; Kim visits and gets pressured into getting drunk.

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Picture Perfect
star
6.56
63 votes

#19 - Picture Perfect

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/11/2010

Kourtney works hard to look good for a post-baby photo shoot, the stress of which causes she and Khloe to get into a fight that could change their relationship forever.

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Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One
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6.56
36 votes

#20 - Babies, Lies, and Alibis Part One

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/31/2013

When Scott comes back from a Vegas trip, Kim suspects that Scott is up to no good and hires a private detective to follow him. Going against Khloe’s advice, she digs through his phone bill, puts a tracker on his car–and even tails him around town! Meanwhile, Kourtney learns that Khloe’s infertility issues are worse than she thought and wonders if she should offer to be a surrogate.

We'll Always Have Paris
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6.51
39 votes

#21 - We'll Always Have Paris

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/3/2013

Kim attempts to fix Simon and Jonathan's friendship. Kourtney tries to reignite her and Scott's relationship but goes unnoticed.

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It's My Life
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6.49
94 votes

#22 - It's My Life

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/8/2010

When Kris comes to visit, she feels it is mother's duty to tell Scott to stay away from Kourtney. Khloé learns that firing an employee is hard to do.

Sisterly Love
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6.43
91 votes

#23 - Sisterly Love

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2010

With Khloe gone, Kim tries to fill the void and reconnect with Kourtney. One of the Dash employees has an STD scare.

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Bitch Slapped
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6.42
38 votes

#24 - Bitch Slapped

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2013

Jonathan takes Kim's side during an argument with Kourtney, which sets the older sister off. Meanwhile, Kim learns she has a life-changing allergy; and Khloé finds herself in a strange predicament because of her love of Cuban coffee.

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Scotts-o-phrenia
star
6.42
91 votes

#25 - Scotts-o-phrenia

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/27/2010

Khloe takes her playful innuendos about Scott being a sociopath too far.

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