The BEST episodes of King of the Hill season 13
Every episode of King of the Hill season 13, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of King of the Hill season 13!
In the little town of Arlen, Texas, lives a man who embodies the spirit of the Lone Star State. Hank Hill tends his lawn with pride, never overcooks his steak and sells propane and propane accessories. In this animated series from Mike Judge, Hank and his wife Peggy work to raise their son Bobby, be good neighbors and uphold their middle-class Texas values amid a changing world.
#1 - Dia-BILL-ic Shock
Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/28/2008
Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.
#2 - Uncool Customer
Season 13 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/15/2009
After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.
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#3 - Bwah My Nose
Season 13 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/8/2009
Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose---maybe too much.
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#4 - Lucky See, Monkey Do
Season 13 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/8/2009
Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.
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#5 - Square-Footed Monster
Season 13 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2008
Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.
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#6 - To Sirloin with Love
Season 13 - Episode 20 - Aired 9/13/2009
In the series finale, Bobby's new found passion for judging the quality of meat brings the Hill men closer as they bond as father and son for the first time. Jeff Boomhaeur's job as a Texas Ranger is finally revealed.
#7 - Straight as an Arrow
Season 13 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/30/2008
Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.
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#8 - No Bobby Left Behind
Season 13 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/9/2008
In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.
#9 - Master of Puppets
Season 13 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/1/2009
Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.
#10 - The Boy Can't Help It
Season 13 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/13/2009
Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.
#11 - Earthy Girls Are Easy
Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/5/2008
Hank helps Strickland Propane go green after a local paper slams the company for dumping old propane tanks into the river. Meanwhile, Dale seizes the opportunity to impress the ladies by organizing an earth benefit concert.
#12 - Lost in MySpace
Season 13 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/2/2008
Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.
#13 - Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
Season 13 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/26/2009
Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.
#14 - Nancy Does Dallas
Season 13 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/22/2009
After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
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#15 - Bad News Bill
Season 13 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/3/2009
Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.
#16 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
Season 13 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/15/2009
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.
#17 - Uh-Oh, Canada
Season 13 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/17/2009
After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.
#18 - A Bill Full of Dollars
Season 13 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2008
Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.
#19 - Born Again on the Fourth of July
Season 13 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/19/2009
Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown
#20 - Manger Baby Einstein
Season 13 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/10/2009
Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.