The WORST episodes of Killjoys

Every episode of Killjoys ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Killjoys!

Killjoys follows a fun-loving, hard-living trio of interplanetary bounty hunters sworn to remain impartial as they chase deadly warrants throughout the Quad, a distant system on the brink of a bloody, multiplanetary class war.

Last Updated: 11/1/2026Network: SYFYStatus: Ended
Last Dance
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0.00
0 votes

#1 - Last Dance

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/20/2019

Dutch uses Khlyen to bait The Lady and finds herself in the midst of a final, epic showdown.

Terraformance Anxiety
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#2 - Terraformance Anxiety

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/13/2019

The Lady’s terraforming plans are becoming a reality, as the Killjoy trio scramble to find a way to defeat her.

Writer: Adam Barken
Three Mutineers
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6.00
6 votes

#3 - Three Mutineers

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/23/2019

Dutch’s prison takeover is thwarted by an unexpected hostage situation, leaving her, D’avin and John scrambling for a new plan.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Adam Barken
Schooled
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6.30
203 votes

#4 - Schooled

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/22/2016

A simple escort mission takes a frightening turn when the Killjoys discover students have mysteriously disappeared from a school for gifted Westerley children.

Directors: Ruba Nadda
Full Metal Monk
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6.30
174 votes

#5 - Full Metal Monk

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/19/2016

Clues from Khlyen's Red 17 transmission lead Dutch, D'avin, and Alvis to an old research facility on Arkyn while Johnny and Pawter try to rally outside support in the impending war for Westerley.

Directors: Paolo Barzman
Sporemageddon
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6.50
58 votes

#6 - Sporemageddon

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/21/2018

Dutch braces herself for a final confrontation in greenspace in an attempt to stop The Lady from breaking through into the Quad and the rest of the universe. Back in the Quad and buried in her work, Zeph makes a horrifying discovery of a threat to all of Westerley.

Writer: Adam Barken
How to Kill Friends and Influence People
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6.60
145 votes

#7 - How to Kill Friends and Influence People

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/2/2016

The Killjoys and an old enemy join forces in a desperate bid to thwart Level Six's plan's for The Quad.

Directors: Peter Stebbings
I Love Lucy
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6.60
232 votes

#8 - I Love Lucy

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/5/2016

Dutch's search for the mysterious green plasma puts the team at the mercy of an eccentric galactic collector.

Directors: Grant Harvey
Writer: Jon Cooksey
Meet the Parents
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6.60
203 votes

#9 - Meet the Parents

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/29/2016

Johnny escorts Pawter home for a chilly family reunion while D'avin experiences surprising side effects from Khlyen's Red 17 experiments.

Directors: Jeff Renfroe
Writer: Adam Barken
Wild, Wild Westerley
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6.60
203 votes

#10 - Wild, Wild Westerley

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/8/2016

With D'avin back on the team, the Killjoys return to the ruins of Old Town to hunt eight escaped convicts but soon discover their most dangerous nemesis is the company fixer who issued the warrant.

Directors: Martin Wood
The Harvest
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6.70
261 votes

#11 - The Harvest

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/3/2015

Dutch and John look for a missing migrant worker on Leith.

Directors: Michael Robison
Writer: Aaron Martin
Johnny Be Good
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6.70
174 votes

#12 - Johnny Be Good

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/26/2016

Dutch and Johnny are at odds when Pawter's plans to free Old Town from Jelco's control results in Dutch being seized by an angry mob.

Writer: Adam Barken
Heart-Shaped Box
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6.70
203 votes

#13 - Heart-Shaped Box

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/12/2016

Tensions rise and the entire team is tested when Dutch captures and interrogates a lethal Level Six agent, while Johnny secretly investigates Jelco's wall for Pawter.

Directors: April Mullen
Shaft
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6.90
203 votes

#14 - Shaft

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/15/2016

As part of their secret investigation of The RAC, the Killjoys accept a ghost warrant to rescue three missing Killjoys lost in the heart of the Badlands. The mission leads them deep underground into an abandoned mine, where the bounty hunters become the hunted.

Directors: Martin Wood
Writer: Jon Cooksey
Bangarang
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6.90
463 votes

#15 - Bangarang

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/19/2015

Dutch and John are in a race against time, and a competing Killjoy, to save D'avin's life and clear their names.

Directors: Chris Grismer
Don't Stop Beweaving
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7.00
13 votes

#16 - Don't Stop Beweaving

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/6/2019

Dutch and Zeph embark on a sisterly road trip to a dangerous cult on Leith to find the key to The Lady’s destruction.

Directors: Paolo Barzman
Three Killjoys and a Lady
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7.00
6 votes

#17 - Three Killjoys and a Lady

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/2/2019

After escaping The Lady’s clutches and reuniting with Lucy, the Killjoy trio start to wonder if there is a traitor amongst them.

Directors: Paolo Barzman
Blame It on the Rain
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7.00
6 votes

#18 - Blame It on the Rain

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/26/2019

Awake from the memory matrix, Dutch is determined to wake her friends and stop the Lady, before it’s too late.

Directors: Peter Stebbings
Run, Yala, Run
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7.00
6 votes

#19 - Run, Yala, Run

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/19/2019

Dutch realizes The Lady has put Westerley under a collective delusion and in a world without memory, nothing is what it seems.

Directors: Peter Stebbings
It Takes a Pillage
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7.00
58 votes

#20 - It Takes a Pillage

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/7/2018

In what has to be the worst family reunion, D’av, John, their father Marris and Jaq find themselves pinned by a silica storm in the family bunker as they fight off Hullen operatives hell bent on capturing Jaq for The Lady. Dutch risks her life in order to uncover the secrets of the spore.

O Mother, Where Art Thou?
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7.00
58 votes

#21 - O Mother, Where Art Thou?

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/31/2018

With D’avin having left, Dutch and John are left to follow the hidden pulsar in Khlyen’s mysterious story that leads them to discover an unexpected past – including the origins of the assassin.

Directors: Michael Marshall
Greening Pains
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7.00
87 votes

#22 - Greening Pains

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/17/2018

With D’av’s newborn son’s life on the line, the trio take desperate measures to save him.

Writer: Adam Barken
What to Expect When You're Expecting... An Alien Parasite
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7.00
58 votes

#23 - What to Expect When You're Expecting... An Alien Parasite

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/10/2018

Delle Seyah’s impossibly complicated delivery, John on the brink of madness, Dutch, staggered after being trapped in another dimension. Things are not exactly quiet on the good ship Lucy. Nor are they back in the Quad where our Killjoys are learning what comes of turning your back on sleeping Hullen.

Dutch and the Real Girl
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7.00
232 votes

#24 - Dutch and the Real Girl

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/1/2016

After failing to rescue D'avin from Arkyn, Dutch and Johnny head to Eulogy, an outlaw-only barter town, in the hopes of stealing a mysterious, high tech shield from the infamous Connaver gang.

The Wolf You Feed
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7.10
261 votes

#25 - The Wolf You Feed

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2017

Desperate for an advantage, Dutch goes AWOL and risks a dangerous procedure that connects her to Aneela's memories, finally giving her shocking answers to Aneela's true origins - and her own.