The WORST episodes of Holey Moley
Every episode of Holey Moley ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Holey Moley!
Self-proclaimed mini-golf lovers from around the country put their skills to the test as they face off in out-of-this-world challenges on a supersized course.
#1 - An Outbreak of Ginger Fever
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/25/2019
In round one, the iconic “Dutch Courage” windmills claim their newest victim and it's grandma versus grandma on “Caddysmack.” Plus, a yo-yo champion trades in his yo-yo for a putter, paparazzi do their best to mess with competitors on “The Distractor” and a finalist’s nerves nearly get the best of her on “Mt. Holey Moley’s” infamous zipline. In “Behind the Hole,” Stephen Curry teaches viewers about the mini-golf clap.
#2 - Power of the Fanny Pack
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/22/2019
A contestant finds himself in the water; two competitors fall into icy water while attempting to get across before their ball does; a firefighter contestant contends with a fire-breathing distraction; gymnast Gabby Douglas guest commentates.
#3 - The Classic Dipsey-Doodle
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/9/2021
#4 - These Boots Are Made For Putting
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/12/2021
#5 - Where the Herd At?!
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/18/2020
Celebrity friends cheer on a competitor on Slip N' Putt; mini golf meets baseball on The Distractor. A competitor faces off against an opponent dubbed "Mister Mini Golf." A twist sends one contestant into the final round on Double Dutch Courage.
#6 - That's One For the Scrapbooks!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/28/2020
A former professional golfer tees up against a scrapbooking queen on the Putter Ducky hole. A professional model and revenge-seeking husband flip out after their diving skills are scored by Olympian Greg Louganis and actor Steve Guttenberg.
#7 - Literally Jumping the Shark
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/21/2020
America's favorite mini-golf competition series featuring commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai and executive producer Stephen Curry, swings into season two.
#8 - That Man Knows How to Ride a Weiner
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/4/2020
A professional author faces off with an aspiring professional golfer. Contestants need to ride the mechanical gopher mascot, Sir Goph, before even attempting a putt. The finalists battle it out for a chance to continue to the grand finale.
#9 - Mother-Putter!
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/22/2019
Two contestants have trouble with Dutch Courage's giant windmills; a mom of two has a pre-competition ritual that includes drinking champagne; a contestant challenges the putt count of his opponent; professional golfer Michelle Wie guest commentates.
#10 - Never Count Out the Beard
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/1/2019
It’s east coast versus west coast when a New Jersey contestant faces off with California native, aka “the wizard of mini-golf” in a round that culminates in a sudden-death putt-off tiebreaker. Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran’s doppelgänger takes on “Tee’d Off” and a mini-golf trick shot artist shows off his skills. The distraction on this week’s “The Distractor” is none other than a mime!
#11 - The Greatest Show on Turf
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2019
An intense matchup pits a stay-at-home mom against a former pro-golfer, while a self-proclaimed math nerd hopes his geometry background will impress Stephen Curry on “Caddysmack.” Across the course, Mick Cullen, mini-golf “rockstar” tries his hand on “Surf or Turf.” In a nail-biting finish, a tie on Mt. Holey Moley forces contestants to put it all on the line in a putt-off for the winnings.
#12 - I Think We Just Made History on Uranus
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/11/2020
A bartender and government official face off against not only each other but also two massive rubber ducks on Putter Ducky; a social media influencer and beatboxer take on the second Distractor of the season.
#14 - You Just Got a Free Bath
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/13/2020
A competitor faces the ducks on Putter Ducky; a competitor gets his birthday wish on Uranus; Rob Riggle tries his hand as a fitness influencer; inspiration behind Hole Number Two; an NFL veteran faces off against a contestant.
#15 - Everyone Can Be Terrible!
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/15/2019
An experienced player faces off against a recreational mini-golf player; a math teacher goes head-to-head with a product spokesmodel; an honest contestant self-reports an accidental tap that costs him an extra stroke; a summer beach party pops up.
#16 - Leave the Golf to the Robots
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/11/2019
Two contestants face off in a sudden-death tiebreaker on the Surf or Turf hole while on the other side of the course, we learn one of our competitors has only read one book in his whole life! Plus, a surprise award-winning actor joins for play-calling during a round at the Arc De Trigolf.
#18 - Under Paargh!
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/16/2020
Competitors include two transplants from Poland, a former world-ranked professional golfer, a model, a British stuntman, a man with magical whiskers, a cat lady, and a longtime putting hopeful. Greg Louganis and Steve Guttenberg guest judge.
#19 - Love At First Stroke
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/9/2020
Chris Harrison swings by the course. Eight single mini-golfers see if they can hit it off while they tee it off, hoping to fall in love before they fall into the icy water. Difficult ball placements on hole number two lead to trick shot attempts.
#21 - Putt Up or Shut Up
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/20/2019
A special Grammy Award-winning celebrity guest makes an appearance on The Distractor hole in an attempt to distract the putters and break their focus.
#22 - The Thunderdome of Mini Golf
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/27/2019
Famous professional mini-golfer Robin Ventura tackles the course. A spill leaves one player temporarily unable to see his putt through to the finish line.
#23 - Pretty Tee-rrific
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2021
