The BEST Episodes of Holey Moley

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 27, 2020

Network: ABC (US)

Self-proclaimed mini-golf lovers from around the country put their skills to the test as they face off in out-of-this-world challenges on a supersized course.

It's Like Playing Golf in Space

#1 - It's Like Playing Golf in Space

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 8, 2019

One contestant brings a new mascot to the course – her dog! Another is seeking redemption and returning to the mini-golf course for the first time since he overslept the morning of his mini-golf regional final tournament. A legendary actor stops by the course to help guest commentate. Course Marshall Joe takes the spotlight on “Log Roll” and the final hole, “Mt. Holey Moley,” leads to a sudden-death putt-off between two of our finalists where the winner takes all.

star 7.62
21 votes
The Thunderdome of Mini Golf

#2 - The Thunderdome of Mini Golf

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 27, 2019

Famous professional mini-golfer Robin Ventura tackles the course. A spill leaves one player temporarily unable to see his putt through to the finish line.

star 7.62
65 votes
Porta Party

#3 - Porta Party

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 30, 2020

A yoga instructor and a businesswoman face The Distractor; an ice cream entrepreneur and a professional wrestler compete on Buns & Wieners. Two self-identified cat people take on Water Hazard. Greg Louganis and Steve Guttenberg guest judge.

star 7.58
19 votes
Don't Attempt This in Clogs

#4 - Don't Attempt This in Clogs

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 25, 2020

Two Texans take on Uranus; a professional golfer and a golf instructor face off on Putt the Plank with the help of Jon Lovitz; a hardcore mini golfer and a motivational speaker zoom through Polecano.

star 7.50
20 votes
It's Apple Sauce Time!

#5 - It's Apple Sauce Time!

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 6, 2020

The "president of mini-golf," a competitor who holds a blue belt in Brazilian jiujitsu, and a contestant who loves applesauce.

star 7.45
22 votes
Putt Up or Shut Up

#6 - Putt Up or Shut Up

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 20, 2019

A special Grammy Award-winning celebrity guest makes an appearance on The Distractor hole in an attempt to distract the putters and break their focus.

star 7.44
98 votes
Directors: Alex Van Wagner
Writers:
Leave the Golf to the Robots

#7 - Leave the Golf to the Robots

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 11, 2019

Two contestants face off in a sudden-death tiebreaker on the Surf or Turf hole while on the other side of the course, we learn one of our competitors has only read one book in his whole life! Plus, a surprise award-winning actor joins for play-calling during a round at the Arc De Trigolf.

star 7.41
39 votes
I Think We Just Made History on Uranus

#8 - I Think We Just Made History on Uranus

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Jun 11, 2020

A bartender and government official face off against not only each other but also two massive rubber ducks on Putter Ducky; a social media influencer and beatboxer take on the second Distractor of the season.

star 7.35
17 votes
Love At First Stroke

#9 - Love At First Stroke

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 9, 2020

Chris Harrison swings by the course. Eight single mini-golfers see if they can hit it off while they tee it off, hoping to fall in love before they fall into the icy water. Difficult ball placements on hole number two lead to trick shot attempts.

star 7.35
23 votes
Everyone Can Be Terrible!

#10 - Everyone Can Be Terrible!

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 15, 2019

An experienced player faces off against a recreational mini-golf player; a math teacher goes head-to-head with a product spokesmodel; an honest contestant self-reports an accidental tap that costs him an extra stroke; a summer beach party pops up.

star 7.33
21 votes
The Greatest Show on Turf

#11 - The Greatest Show on Turf

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 18, 2019

An intense matchup pits a stay-at-home mom against a former pro-golfer, while a self-proclaimed math nerd hopes his geometry background will impress Stephen Curry on “Caddysmack.” Across the course, Mick Cullen, mini-golf “rockstar” tries his hand on “Surf or Turf.” In a nail-biting finish, a tie on Mt. Holey Moley forces contestants to put it all on the line in a putt-off for the winnings.

star 7.27
37 votes
Under Paargh!

#12 - Under Paargh!

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 16, 2020

Competitors include two transplants from Poland, a former world-ranked professional golfer, a model, a British stuntman, a man with magical whiskers, a cat lady, and a longtime putting hopeful. Greg Louganis and Steve Guttenberg guest judge.

star 7.27
15 votes
You Just Got a Free Bath

#13 - You Just Got a Free Bath

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Aug 13, 2020

A competitor faces the ducks on Putter Ducky; a competitor gets his birthday wish on Uranus; Rob Riggle tries his hand as a fitness influencer; inspiration behind Hole Number Two; an NFL veteran faces off against a contestant.

star 7.13
15 votes
That's One For the Scrapbooks!

#14 - That's One For the Scrapbooks!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 28, 2020

A former professional golfer tees up against a scrapbooking queen on the Putter Ducky hole. A professional model and revenge-seeking husband flip out after their diving skills are scored by Olympian Greg Louganis and actor Steve Guttenberg.

star 7.13
23 votes
Mother-Putter!

#15 - Mother-Putter!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 22, 2019

Two contestants have trouble with Dutch Courage's giant windmills; a mom of two has a pre-competition ritual that includes drinking champagne; a contestant challenges the putt count of his opponent; professional golfer Michelle Wie guest commentates.

star 7.09
22 votes
Literally Jumping the Shark

#16 - Literally Jumping the Shark

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired May 21, 2020

America's favorite mini-golf competition series featuring commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai and executive producer Stephen Curry, swings into season two.

star 7.09
33 votes
Never Count Out the Beard

#17 - Never Count Out the Beard

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Aug 1, 2019

It’s east coast versus west coast when a New Jersey contestant faces off with California native, aka “the wizard of mini-golf” in a round that culminates in a sudden-death putt-off tiebreaker. Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran’s doppelgänger takes on “Tee’d Off” and a mini-golf trick shot artist shows off his skills. The distraction on this week’s “The Distractor” is none other than a mime!

star 7.00
15 votes
That Man Knows How to Ride a Weiner

#18 - That Man Knows How to Ride a Weiner

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 4, 2020

A professional author faces off with an aspiring professional golfer. Contestants need to ride the mechanical gopher mascot, Sir Goph, before even attempting a putt. The finalists battle it out for a chance to continue to the grand finale.

star 7.00
21 votes
Double Dutch Riggle

#19 - Double Dutch Riggle

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Sep 3, 2020

An Olympic golfer, a professional musician, a law student, a pageant queen, a former NFL player, a used car salesman, sumo wrestlers and the owner of a golf supply company compete; a hole-in-one earns a contestant the final spot in the grand finale.

star 7.00
13 votes
Where the Herd At?!

#20 - Where the Herd At?!

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 18, 2020

Celebrity friends cheer on a competitor on Slip N' Putt; mini golf meets baseball on The Distractor. A competitor faces off against an opponent dubbed "Mister Mini Golf." A twist sends one contestant into the final round on Double Dutch Courage.

star 6.95
20 votes
A Finale of Epic Proportions

#21 - A Finale of Epic Proportions

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Sep 10, 2020

Winner takes all in the season finale where it all comes down to one putt. Twelve finalists return to the course to face off on four of the toughest holes.

star 6.92
13 votes
Power of the Fanny Pack

#22 - Power of the Fanny Pack

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 22, 2019

A contestant finds himself in the water; two competitors fall into icy water while attempting to get across before their ball does; a firefighter contestant contends with a fire-breathing distraction; gymnast Gabby Douglas guest commentates.

star 6.65
20 votes
An Outbreak of Ginger Fever

#23 - An Outbreak of Ginger Fever

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 25, 2019

In round one, the iconic “Dutch Courage” windmills claim their newest victim and it's grandma versus grandma on “Caddysmack.” Plus, a yo-yo champion trades in his yo-yo for a putter, paparazzi do their best to mess with competitors on “The Distractor” and a finalist’s nerves nearly get the best of her on “Mt. Holey Moley’s” infamous zipline. In “Behind the Hole,” Stephen Curry teaches viewers about the mini-golf clap.

star 6.61
18 votes