The WORST Episodes of Hogan's Heroes
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Feb 21, 2021
The exploits of five World War II prisoners in a German POW camp, 'Stalag 13' who, while "under the cover" of being typical prisoners of war, are really secretly doing their utmost to sabotage the German war effort through whatever means necessary. Col. Klink is very proud that no prisoner has ever escaped under his watch, not that they would want to. Suave, cool and smart, Col. Hogan takes advantage of Col. Klink and Sgt. Schultz's bravado and general cluelessness to carry out his missions.
#1 - Cuisine à la Stalag 13
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 20, 1970
Colonel Hogan needs LeBeau to whip up something special for a German general, but the chef has made plans to escape to France.
#2 - The Kommandant Dies at Dawn
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 31, 1969
Colonel Klink is set up for execution after the gestapo finds him with underground information --- planted on him by Hogan.
#3 - Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 30, 1967
Sergent Schultz falls head over heels for an attractive woman --- but Hogan suspects that she is a Gestapo agent and has Carter shadow the two loverbirds on one of their dates.
#4 - Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall?
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired Dec 21, 1968
The hapless Colonel Klink lands a date with a German firing squad after Sergeant Carter, disguised as Klink, is spotted at a sabotage site.
#5 - Monkey Business
Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired Mar 23, 1968
Carter returns from an unsuccessful mission with a new pal in tow --- a runaway chimpanzee from the local bombed-out zoo. The men of Stalag 13 decide to make "Freddy" their barracks mascot --- but Hogan sees a more practical use for the happy-go-lucky chimp.
#6 - One in Every Crowd
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Nov 11, 1967
When Hogan and his men set out to destroy the Germans' new S-5 gun that's being guarded at Stalag 13, they uncover more then they bargained for --- a traitor amongst their ranks who has gone to Colonel Klink to report on Hogan's planned sabotage.
#7 - The Prisoner's Prisoner
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 22, 1965
While on a sabotage caper, Hogan and Carter encounter a German general, overpower him, and smuggle him back to Stalag 13. Once there, they come up with a ploy to trick the disoriented general into revealing his troop's attack plans.
#8 - Axis Annie
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired Feb 10, 1968
Hogan must deliver important information to a contact in the nearby town, but the Gestapo has cracked down tight on the camp. Will Hogan be forced to make traitorous pro-Nazi statements to Axis Annie of the German Propaganda Ministry in order to get the information to its destination?
#9 - Some of Their Planes Are Missing
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 16, 1967
The Germans' plan to shoot down British bombers by using captured RAF airplanes is uncovered, and Hogan and his men must attempt to destroy the aircraft before they can be flown on their deadly, deceptive mission.
#10 - An Evening of Generals
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired Dec 2, 1967
Hogan and his men have cleverly rigged the tabletop centerpieces to explode during a banquet for Germany's top generals --- unaware the one of the guests at the banquets is an invaluable spy working undercover for the Allies.
#11 - Watch the Trains Go By
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired Feb 1, 1969
Hogan's plan to sneak out of Stalag 13 and blow up a German train hinges on getting General Burkhalter's lovelorn sister --- the marriage-minded Gertrude --- to distract Colonel Klink.
#12 - I Look Better in Basic Black
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired Apr 1, 1966
The men of Stalag 13 have no interest in tunneling into a neighboring barracks that houses new prisoners --- until they discover that the new detainees are women!
#13 - Lady Chitterly's Lover (1)
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 11, 1970
Part 1 of 2. When Sir Charles Chitterly parachutes into Stalag 13, Hogan asks Colonel Crittendon to pretend he's Sir Charles --- but Lady Chitterly isn't fooled.
#14 - Fat Hermann, Go Home
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 16, 1970
Things heat up as Hogan schemes to return a load of stolen paintings to London, just as Marya convinces Schultz to impersonate Reich Marshal Goering.
#15 - Up in Klink's Room
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired Feb 15, 1969
Hogan must somehow get himself hospitalized so that he can get top-secret information from a wounded British agent who has been posing as a Nazi officer.
#16 - The Merry Widow
Season 5 - Episode 24 - Aired Mar 13, 1970
To transport secret documents, Hogan sets up Klink with a female agent --- but when the wrong documents fall into Klink's hands, Schultz becomes the delivery boy.
#17 - At Last - Schultz Knows Something
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired Dec 26, 1969
Hogan prods Sergeant Schultz to reveal the site of a secret atomic installation that Schultz has been assigned to guard.
#18 - The Well
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 3, 1969
Hogan steals the Luftwaffe codebook, but can't use it after Newkirk accidentally drops it down a well.
#19 - Is General Hammerschlag Burning?
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Nov 18, 1967
Paris is targeted for destruction should the Allied armies invade, so Hogan and Kinchloe secretly travel to the French capital to learn more about the plot --- and end up seeking help in their caper from an exotic dancer/medium named Kumasa.
#20 - To Russia without Love
Season 6 - Episode 18 - Aired Jan 31, 1971
To get ahold of secret papers, Hogan enlists a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink he's needed at the Russian front.
#21 - A Russian Is Coming
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 25, 1967
Hogan and his men face the difficult task of returning a Soviet pilot to his homeland --- especially when the fanatical, demanding Russian refuses to follow the usual escape route to England.
#22 - Operation Hannibal
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired Jan 18, 1969
A German general is the mastermind behind a plan designed to prolong the war, so Hogan winds up working with the general's daughter in an effort to photograph the strategic documents.
#23 - Unfair Exchange
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 24, 1969
Hogan kidnaps General Burkhalter's sister, with the intention of exchanging her for a captured Allied agent.
#24 - Klink's Old Flame
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired Feb 8, 1969
The French underground is in desperate need of valuable radios, so Hogan decides to utilize Colonel Klink's former girlfriend to ensure the delivery of the equipment.
#25 - No Names Please
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired Nov 30, 1968
Shortly after Hogan helps a journalist escape to freedom, the Germans are amazed to read an American newspaper story about a sabotage-and-subterfuge unit hard at work right under their noses at one of their POW camps.