The BEST episodes of Guy Code

Every episode of Guy Code ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Guy Code!

MTV2's Guy Code is the ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood. Every bro knows the code. Some say guys are born with it, but not everyone follows the same set of guidelines. On Guy Code, we're putting people on notice! Guy Code has been discussed on screen in "Old School", "Jersey Shore" and inadvertently analyzed on "Animal Planet" when discussing the customs of male species. But to date, no show has created a playbook for all guys to follow. Until now. Need to know about everything from man-scaping to man-crushes, wing men and sexting, the rules of drinking, karaoke etiquette, and more? Guy Code will feature today's top comics, athletes, entertainers, and even some experts to make sure all the players are up to date. Do you know the Code?

Last Updated: 11/14/2022Network:MTV2
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Crying, Drinking like a Man, Rules of Karaoke, Hygiene
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9.33
3 votes

#1 - Crying, Drinking like a Man, Rules of Karaoke, Hygiene

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/29/2011

We learn when it's appropriate to cry, how to drink like a man, the unspoken rules of karaoke, and what kind of bath and shower products a guy should use.

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Avoiding the Friend Zone, Social Networks, Cars, Contraception
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9.00
3 votes

#2 - Avoiding the Friend Zone, Social Networks, Cars, Contraception

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/6/2011

We discuss how to avoid the Friend Zone, proper protocol to Social Networks, what matters when it comes to your ride, and how men should handle contraception.

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Virginity, gay, birthdays, being sick
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9.00
4 votes

#3 - Virginity, gay, birthdays, being sick

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/22/2013

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Dancing, Bathroom Etiquette, Exercise & One Night Stands
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8.50
4 votes

#4 - Dancing, Bathroom Etiquette, Exercise & One Night Stands

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/22/2011

The ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood: Guy Code to Dancing, Bathroom Etiquette, Exercise and One Night Stands.

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Bachelor Pads, Strip Clubs, Long Distance Relationships & Penis Size
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8.50
2 votes

#5 - Bachelor Pads, Strip Clubs, Long Distance Relationships & Penis Size

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/13/2011

We discuss the ideal bachelor pad, what to know about strip clubs, long distance relationships and penis size.

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Puberty, Interviewing, Being Whipped, Sleeping
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8.50
2 votes

#6 - Puberty, Interviewing, Being Whipped, Sleeping

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/19/2013

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New relationships, bar etiquette, having a kid, being a nerd
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8.50
2 votes

#7 - New relationships, bar etiquette, having a kid, being a nerd

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/26/2013

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Peer Pressure, Ex Girlfriend, Unemployment, Ask Guy Code
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8.50
2 votes

#8 - Peer Pressure, Ex Girlfriend, Unemployment, Ask Guy Code

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/25/2014

Topics discussed include peer pressure, unemployment and ex-girlfriends.

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Your boy's girlfriend, wine, kissing, maturity
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8.25
4 votes

#9 - Your boy's girlfriend, wine, kissing, maturity

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2013

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Farting, foreplay, lying, and bachelor parties
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8.00
1 votes

#10 - Farting, foreplay, lying, and bachelor parties

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/17/2012

Comedians Kevin Hart and Lil Duval share their thoughts on foreplay and bachelor parties.

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Guy Code to the Night Out
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8.00
1 votes

#11 - Guy Code to the Night Out

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/1/2012

Damien Lemon and Andrew Schulz break down how to have a good ass night out with your boys, from how to be a good wing man, to proper pregaming techniques, down to throwing the perfect bachelor party and more.

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Guy Code to Hooking Up
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8.00
1 votes

#12 - Guy Code to Hooking Up

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/24/2012

Charlamagne Tha God and Melanie Iglesias know a thing or two about sealing the deal. They have all the details when it comes to hooking up from foreplay, friends with benefits, the morning after and lots more.

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PDA, being scared, dealing with her friends, moms
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8.00
2 votes

#13 - PDA, being scared, dealing with her friends, moms

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/12/2013

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Boners, getting engaged, being fat, house parties
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7.80
5 votes

#14 - Boners, getting engaged, being fat, house parties

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/15/2013

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Dads, falling in love, guys' night out, being embarrassed. Joe Budden shares his Good Ass Night
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7.75
4 votes

#15 - Dads, falling in love, guys' night out, being embarrassed. Joe Budden shares his Good Ass Night

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/2/2013

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Liquor, Butts, Listening
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7.75
4 votes

#16 - Liquor, Butts, Listening

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2015

The 'Guy Code' crew breaks down how to work our butts, drink liquor, and the proper way to listen to our girls.

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Cock blocking, insecurity, texting, Super Bowl parties
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7.67
3 votes

#17 - Cock blocking, insecurity, texting, Super Bowl parties

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/29/2013

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Breasts; snooping; an update on dancing; the pull-out method; crying.
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7.67
3 votes

#18 - Breasts; snooping; an update on dancing; the pull-out method; crying.

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/14/2014

Snooping is among the topics discussed.

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Prom, taking a break, going to the game, moving back in
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7.67
3 votes

#19 - Prom, taking a break, going to the game, moving back in

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/26/2013

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Getting Freaky, Perfect Pregame, Nicknames, Jobs
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7.50
2 votes

#20 - Getting Freaky, Perfect Pregame, Nicknames, Jobs

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/17/2012

We discuss getting freaky with your girl, the perfect pregame, nicknames and jobs.

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Stress, how to work a rebound, friends and fantasy sports
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7.50
2 votes

#21 - Stress, how to work a rebound, friends and fantasy sports

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/20/2012

Friends, stress and fantasy sports are among the topics discussed. Also: Christopher "Big Black" Boykin and Jordan Carlos attempt yoga.

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Body odor, rivalry, first dates, religion. The guys compete in the Hangover Olympics
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7.50
4 votes

#22 - Body odor, rivalry, first dates, religion. The guys compete in the Hangover Olympics

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/5/2013

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PMS, Valentine's Day, being stoned, apologizing
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7.50
4 votes

#23 - PMS, Valentine's Day, being stoned, apologizing

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/12/2013

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Pooping, Closing, Gym, #AskGuyCode
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7.50
4 votes

#24 - Pooping, Closing, Gym, #AskGuyCode

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/16/2014

Find out if you should poop in front of your girl, how to use your gym time wisely, the best way to close the deal, and our cast answers your questions.

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Puking, Feeling Guilty, Bathroom, Ask Guy Code
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7.50
2 votes

#25 - Puking, Feeling Guilty, Bathroom, Ask Guy Code

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/21/2014

Find out why you shouldn't fight puking, how to handle your guilt, why you should keep a clean bathroom, and our cast answers your code questions.

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