The WORST episodes of Friday Night Dinner

Every episode of Friday Night Dinner ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Friday Night Dinner!

For the Goodman family, Friday Night Dinner is just like Sunday lunch: just take two days away, change the meal to dinner, and you’ve pretty much got it. Adam and his brother, Jonny, view Friday night dinner as a necessary annoyance - necessary because they get fed, and annoying because, well, they have to spend the evening with mum and dad.

Last Updated: 8/31/2026Network: Channel 4Status: Ended
Lord Luck
star
4.50
38 votes

#1 - Lord Luck

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/25/2018

Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up.

Directors: Robert Popper
The Other Jackie
star
5.21
38 votes

#2 - The Other Jackie

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/4/2018

Mum and Dad get a hot tub, much to the horror of Adam and Jonny, and Jim brings a date round for a disastrous dinner.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Surprise
star
5.61
38 votes

#3 - The Surprise

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/18/2018

Mum plans her own surprise party which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Tin of Meat
star
5.61
38 votes

#4 - The Tin of Meat

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/11/2018

Mum's friend Val moves in and causes havoc when she finds that Dad is hiding a tin of 20-year-old meat in his shed.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Wilson
star
5.82
38 votes

#5 - Wilson

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2018

The boys are threatened with no crumble if they don't help to assemble a wooden shelf, while Jim's dog Wilson keeps doing his 'dollops' in Mum and Dad's flowerbed.

Mr Morris Returns
star
6.25
97 votes

#6 - Mr Morris Returns

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2014

The family are distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85-year-old boyfriend.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Funeral
star
6.75
40 votes

#7 - The Funeral

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/2016

It's Uncle Saul's funeral, which means 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.

The Piano
star
6.99
126 votes

#8 - The Piano

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2014

Dad has bought a piano, and the world's most sarcastic piano tuner comes round to tune it. Meanwhile, the family spot Aunty Val having an affair. What should they do?

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Two Tonys
star
7.15
39 votes

#9 - The Two Tonys

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/2016

Dad accidentally invites someone who he used to hate round for dinner: an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

The Girlfriend
star
7.26
128 votes

#10 - The Girlfriend

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/20/2014

Adam finally brings a girl home for dinner, but the evening is ruined when the family suddenly have to look after eight-year-old Katie, who has a massive girlie crush on Adam.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Loft
star
7.40
213 votes

#11 - The Loft

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2012

To get out of cleaning the loft with Dad and Adam, Jonny claims to have dislocated his shoulder. But when Adam discovers he's lying, he threatens to tell mum immediately.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Curtains
star
7.40
213 votes

#12 - The Curtains

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/11/2011

Mum's excited about the new curtains, but the boys and Grandma think they're horrible. Dad drops Mum's beef casserole on the kitchen floor, so Jonny and Adam head to the pub.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
The Dress
star
7.55
157 votes

#13 - The Dress

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2011

Mum finds out that Dad didn't throw away his boxes of old magazines. Adam and Jonny are convinced that Mum's friend's daughter has a face like a foot. And Jim's distraught when Wilson goes missing.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Sofabed
star
7.56
329 votes

#14 - The Sofabed

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/25/2011

Dad has forgotten that he asked a man off eBay to come and pick up their old sofabed, which gets stuck on the stairs, trapping Mum and Adam upstairs. Will Mum ever get to see Masterchef?

Directors: Steve Bendelack
The New Car
star
7.57
187 votes

#15 - The New Car

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2012

Jim has made a cake to celebrate his dog Wilson's birthday, while the family return from a spin in Jonny's new but uncool company car to find something awful has happened to the house.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Fox
star
7.66
130 votes

#16 - The Fox

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/27/2014

Dad is keeping a dead fox in the freezer in the garage because he wants to get it stuffed. But when Mum needs to use the freezer, Dad enlists Adam and Jonny in a desperate attempt to hide the animal.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Mr Morris
star
7.68
156 votes

#17 - Mr Morris

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2012

The boys are excited, because Grandma is coming for dinner, and she's bringing her new boyfriend. 'He's not her boyfriend,' says mum, he's her 'male companion'.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Buggy
star
7.74
158 votes

#18 - Buggy

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2012

When Jonny finds out that Adam threw his beloved 'Pandy' toy in the bin when he was 11, Jonny swears revenge, threatening to destroy 'Buggy', Adam's old rabbit.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Mercedes
star
7.79
187 votes

#19 - The Mercedes

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/1/2011

Sheila Bloom - also known as 'Bitchface' - almost runs Adam over on his birthday. When Dad reveals that he used to have a thing with Bitchface years ago, the boys can't believe it and Mum's not happy.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
The Anniversary
star
7.79
128 votes

#20 - The Anniversary

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/11/2014

Mum and Dad's anniversary is ruined when Dad paints a portrait of Mum that looks like Margaret Thatcher, Jonny gets a tattoo of a skull, and Jim sleep-walks around their house, causing havoc.

Directors: Martin Dennis
The Date
star
7.80
246 votes

#21 - The Date

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/8/2011

Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate and the table set for five. The doorbell rings and in walks Tanya Green, the girl Mum has been trying to set up with Adam.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
The Jingle
star
7.81
244 votes

#22 - The Jingle

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/4/2011

Adam and Jonny are desperate to know why Dad keeps peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
The Yoghurts
star
7.85
244 votes

#23 - The Yoghurts

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/4/2012

Jonny's in a pickle: he wants to split up with his 43-year-old girlfriend/boss, but he's too scared. Grandma offers him some advice, and some dancing lessons in the kitchen.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Congratulations
star
7.85
41 votes

#24 - Congratulations

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2016

Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married.

The Big Day
star
7.98
99 votes

#25 - The Big Day

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/25/2014

It's Grandma's wedding day, and she's getting married to the horrible Mr Morris. The family are distraught, but will Grandma really say 'I do'?

Directors: Martin Dennis