The WORST episodes of Friday Night Dinner

Every episode of Friday Night Dinner ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Friday Night Dinner!

For the Goodman family, Friday Night Dinner is just like Sunday lunch: just take two days away, change the meal to dinner, and you’ve pretty much got it. Adam and his brother, Jonny, view Friday night dinner as a necessary annoyance - necessary because they get fed, and annoying because, well, they have to spend the evening with mum and dad.

Last Updated: 3/14/2024Network: Channel 4Status: Ended
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Lord Luck
star
7.09
211 votes

#1 - Lord Luck

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/25/2018

Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up.

Directors: Robert Popper
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Mr Morris Returns
star
7.26
324 votes

#2 - Mr Morris Returns

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2014

The family are distraught when Grandma gets engaged to Mr Morris, her horrible 85-year-old boyfriend.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Surprise
star
7.27
225 votes

#3 - The Surprise

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/18/2018

Mum plans her own surprise party which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Tin of Meat
star
7.30
231 votes

#4 - The Tin of Meat

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/11/2018

Mum's friend Val moves in and causes havoc when she finds that Dad is hiding a tin of 20-year-old meat in his shed.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Other Jackie
star
7.32
239 votes

#5 - The Other Jackie

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/4/2018

Mum and Dad get a hot tub, much to the horror of Adam and Jonny, and Jim brings a date round for a disastrous dinner.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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Wilson
star
7.40
206 votes

#6 - Wilson

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2018

The boys are threatened with no crumble if they don't help to assemble a wooden shelf, while Jim's dog Wilson keeps doing his 'dollops' in Mum and Dad's flowerbed.

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The Piano
star
7.47
331 votes

#7 - The Piano

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2014

Dad has bought a piano, and the world's most sarcastic piano tuner comes round to tune it. Meanwhile, the family spot Aunty Val having an affair. What should they do?

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Sofabed
star
7.49
681 votes

#8 - The Sofabed

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/25/2011

Dad has forgotten that he asked a man off eBay to come and pick up their old sofabed, which gets stuck on the stairs, trapping Mum and Adam upstairs. Will Mum ever get to see Masterchef?

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Curtains
star
7.50
447 votes

#9 - The Curtains

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/11/2011

Mum's excited about the new curtains, but the boys and Grandma think they're horrible. Dad drops Mum's beef casserole on the kitchen floor, so Jonny and Adam head to the pub.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Loft
star
7.55
413 votes

#10 - The Loft

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2012

To get out of cleaning the loft with Dad and Adam, Jonny claims to have dislocated his shoulder. But when Adam discovers he's lying, he threatens to tell mum immediately.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Au Pair
star
7.56
160 votes

#11 - The Au Pair

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/10/2020

The family's cream-tea-obsessed former au pair pays the Goodmans a surprise visit. But there's nothing sweet about this reunion.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Girlfriend
star
7.57
360 votes

#12 - The Girlfriend

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/20/2014

Adam finally brings a girl home for dinner, but the evening is ruined when the family suddenly have to look after eight-year-old Katie, who has a massive girlie crush on Adam.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Dress
star
7.59
370 votes

#13 - The Dress

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2011

Mum finds out that Dad didn't throw away his boxes of old magazines. Adam and Jonny are convinced that Mum's friend's daughter has a face like a foot. And Jim's distraught when Wilson goes missing.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Plastic Bag
star
7.64
157 votes

#14 - The Plastic Bag

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/3/2020

Dad's obsessed with retrieving a plastic bag from a tree. Jonny's sense of style is out of this world. And Adam discovers hell hath no fury like his Mum scorned.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Watch Now:Amazon
The Funeral
star
7.65
326 votes

#15 - The Funeral

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/2016

It's Uncle Saul's funeral, which means 'Horrible Grandma' is back, and leaving a trail of broken furniture in her wake.

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The Jingle
star
7.73
520 votes

#16 - The Jingle

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/4/2011

Adam and Jonny are desperate to know why Dad keeps peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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Mr Morris
star
7.74
359 votes

#17 - Mr Morris

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2012

The boys are excited, because Grandma (Frances Cuka) is coming for dinner, and she's bringing her new boyfriend. 'He's not her boyfriend,' says mum, he's her 'male companion'.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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The Two Tonys
star
7.74
337 votes

#18 - The Two Tonys

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/2016

Dad accidentally invites someone who he used to hate round for dinner: an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

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For Sale
star
7.76
307 votes

#19 - For Sale

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/2016

The boys arrive home to find a 'For Sale' sign in front of the house. How will they stop Mum and Dad from selling the family home?

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The New Car
star
7.76
399 votes

#20 - The New Car

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2012

Jim has made a cake to celebrate his dog Wilson's birthday, while the family return from a spin in Jonny's new but uncool company car to find something awful has happened to the house.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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Congratulations
star
7.77
318 votes

#21 - Congratulations

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2016

Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married.

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The Date
star
7.79
463 votes

#22 - The Date

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/8/2011

Adam comes home to find the house looking immaculate and the table set for five. The doorbell rings and in walks Tanya Green, the girl Mum has been trying to set up with Adam.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
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The Mercedes
star
7.80
419 votes

#23 - The Mercedes

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/1/2011

Sheila Bloom - also known as 'Bitchface' - almost runs Adam over on his birthday. When Dad reveals that he used to have a thing with Bitchface years ago, the boys can't believe it and Mum's not happy.

Directors: Steve Bendelack
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Cage
star
7.82
154 votes

#24 - The Cage

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/24/2020

Jim sets up a giant dog cage for Milson in the Goodmans' living room, and Aunty Val's got a hot date with a 'sex robot'.

Directors: Martin Dennis
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Buggy
star
7.82
384 votes

#25 - Buggy

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/7/2012

When Jonny finds out that Adam threw his beloved 'Pandy' toy in the bin when he was 11, Jonny swears revenge, threatening to destroy 'Buggy', Adam's old rabbit.

Directors: Martin Dennis
Watch Now:Amazon