The BEST episodes of Father Ted season 3
Every episode of Father Ted season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Father Ted season 3!
One small island off the west coast of Ireland. Three priests. One housekeeper. A bunch of nuns - and the most consistently awful weather on the planet. Step into the world of Father Ted!
#1 - Are You Right There Father Ted?
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/13/1998
A perfect square of dirt on the window and an ill-conceived and unfortunately-timed impression lead to rumours that Ted is a bit of a racist.
#2 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/1998
After losing a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse, just when the Bishop's about to visit Craggy Island to see an image that miraculously appeared on Ted's skirting board...
#3 - Speed 3
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/27/1998
When Ted gets Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's randy milkman, sacked, Dougal takes over the round. But Pat plants a bomb on the milk float to get his revenge. Can Ted save Dougal?
#4 - Going to America
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/1/1998
Ted accepts a job offer in America, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's only problem is how to tell the others.
#5 - The Mainland
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/3/1998
A trip to the mainland always leads to trouble, and Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. But what will go wrong this time?
#6 - Night of the Nearly Dead
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/24/1998
Singing sensation Eoin McLove, at Number One for 27 weeks with My Lovely Mayo Mammy, secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition.
#7 - Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/20/1998
Ted bets the annual heating allowance on Chris the sheep to win the island's annual sheep trials.
#8 - Escape from Victory
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/1998
It's the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted realises that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.