What you know about cooking?!
Ronald McDonald, Wendy, A&W bear, Taco Bell Dog and Colonel Sanders have a wild orgy covered in tomato sauce on some dough under cheese. This pizza is their baby...and we eat babies...
Lamb chops, slay-a-long
Burritos, quesadillas, nachos and some pink tacos for everyone.
We break the 100,000 calorie barrier
Salad. Except none of the bad stuff.
Chinese food in a big way
20" french toasted Parisian baguette, poutine, quebecois steamy, bacon sandwich covered in 100% pure maple syrup from the tit of The Mother Maple Tree.
Hey Colonel! Thanks for the idea of a fried chicken exterior for our sandwich, but I think we'll add more bacon, more cheese and more everything.
This cute girl handles our epic meat stick like a pro!
Getting drunk off pancakes...
Taking sushi and fast food to the next level.
Pork, veal and beef rolled into a ball so we could enjoy the meat sweats once again.
We do BBQ in a big way... except made entirely out of candy
We combine the powers of 84 eggs, 10 lbs of bacon, endless amounts of sausage, cheese and some liquor! This is how we do breakfast player!
We got epic bits of deliciousness in a bite-size form!!
We do ravioli in ravioli in a big way! Bacon weave manicotti and some JD tortellini!
We get wild on the streets and then eat a Drunken Mess of a meal in a di club! EpicMealTime goes in hard on the streets of MTL during Grand Prix weekend. Mixing together the trifecta of post-drinking meals. Poutine, shawarma and pizza!
EpicMealTime saves a handful of burgers from the clutches of evil. MusclesGlasses becomes a murderer and we all enjoy some Fast Food Meatloaf made of bacon and fast food burgers with some drippy JD BBQ sauce!
EpicMealTime goes in hard on the candy with some sugary delicious gay baconstrips and gay sour worms!!
Burgers, bone marrow, bacon, liquor, friends and much more make up the ingredients to this mammoth burger! Did I mention we deep fry it? Did I also mention we made 6 of them?! That's how we do it on EpicMealTime!!
We roll down to Georgia and meet up with one of the biggest badasses on YouTube! FPSRussia and his arsenal of weapons joins forces with us and our copious amounts of deliciousness! WARNING: These are professionals in controlled environments. DO NOT try this at home!!
All these birds! We're all about the selection with our line-up of custom wings deep-fried and wrapped in bacon! We also got that sauce, in bird carcass dipping bowls!! EpicMealTime takes selection to the next level by creating a wide variety of sauces and specialised chicken wings!
We go to Comic Con in San Diego and let MusclesGlasses show all these super heroes what super strength is all about. After that we get on stage at the House of Blues and do it LIVE!! Dubstep intro provided by 1up!! Check it out and some other tracks here - http://m.soundcloud.com/slurrpee-dubstep/1up-epic-meal-time-wip
We have the infamous Bacon Bacon Truck meet us at a secret location to drive around San Francisco ... EXCEPT someone notified some hardcore EpicMealTime fans and we were forced to stay in one spot, get drunk and serve up a ton of bacon!! SMART!!
We acquire a whole bunch of ostrich eggs and ostrich meat! Using our culinary powers and a whole bunch of liquor we create The Ostrich Nest.