The BEST episodes of Dream On

#1 - To Have and Have and Have and Have Not

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/1991

After walking out for cigarettes fifteen years ago, Martin's former girlfriend Veronica Sheridan finally returns. Veronica returned because she is pulling together a photo-book of all the famous men of New York. Everyone warns Martin to stay away from Veronica, but he can't help himself. Martin and Judith become worried when Veronica's photo session with Richard runs very late.

#2 - Home Sweet Homeboy

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/1993

Andre Williams, a militant black writer of Martin's, bemoans the lack of publicity for his new book ‘Yo! Homeboy', so Martin gets him a slot on Eddie's show. The appearance is a disaster, as Andre accuses Eddie of being ‘the world's whitest black dude'. Shortly thereafter, Eddie makes some changes in his life, trying to increase his 'blackness.'

#3 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told (2)

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/7/1991

Second half of one hour season premiere. NOTE: DVD version combines Parts 1 and 2 into a one hour episode.

#4 - The Name of the Game Is Five-Card Stud

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/22/1991

Gibby informs the crew that they are all fired, just to soften the blow that there will not be bonuses (not really fired). Martin is talked into a nickel and dime porker game with his co-workers. They play in Martin's apartment. Expecting pizza, Martin finds Gibby at the door. Carter, the brown nose, had told Gibby about the game. Gibby lays down a large pile of $100s (the firm is doing financially badly, not him). All but Martin want to play high stakes, until Martin sees his cards. After losing big ($12,000), Gibby starts betting vacation days. Eventually clothing and household appliances get bet.

#5 - The Charlotte Letter

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/15/1991

Martin's new girlfriend of three weeks, Charlotte, has a porn star past. Martin learns from Eddie. Charlotte reveals that her biggest secret is that she cannot drive. Martin begs to differ, and Charlotte admits to appearing in six porn videos to pay for college and is not ashamed. Martin and Charlotte try to continue their relationship despite this conflict. Martin tries to continue dating Charlotte, even though he keeps seeing her in porn star roles and settings.

#6 - Bad Girls

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/11/1992

Martin decides that Jeremy's tough and sarcastic new girlfriend Clair is a bad influence and forbids him from seeing her.

#7 - And Your Little Dog, Too

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/14/1991

Australians have bought Whitestone, and great change is in the air. Gibby Fiske makes his first appearance as the new boss at Whitestone, and he doesn't want to publish literature. Gibby calls Whitestone employees into his office, one at a time. Most of Whitestone's employees suddenly find themselves ex-employees. At his meeting with Gibby, Martin mentions many books, but all are too literary, not sleazy enough. Finally, and desperately, Martin states that he can get the autobiography of the host of the sleazy Eddie Charles Show. Martin begs Eddie and Eddie admits that if he did write an autobiography, he would go to a larger publisher. After more begging, Eddie eventually agrees to allow Whitestone to publish his life story. Conflict erupts when Martin seems to be leaning towards the more scandalous stories.

#8 - Super Freak

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/1993

It's summer, and New York is experiencing a chronic heatwave. Martin is sweltering in his apartment due to broken air-conditioning. He seeks out his building's new super, a gorgeous woman named Debra. After fixing the fan, the two of them go all the way in torrid fashion, and all is well until . . .

#9 - Here Comes the Bribe

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/18/1992

Martin convinces Toby to marry Gibby so that he can get his green card, but becomes annoyed when the wedding plans disrupt her work.

#10 - Domestic Bliss

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/10/1992

Martin falls for Judith's new housekeeper (Salma Hyack).

#11 - Theory of Relativity

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/12/1992

A Blumberg family reunion has everyone's nerves on edge.

#12 - So Funny I Forgot to Laugh (aka Stop It, You're Killing Me)

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/29/1991

An old female friend of Martin's, Bonnie, returns to New York City from Cleveland to pursue a stand-up career. Bonnie's first performance as a stand-up bombs. Martin tries to encourage her by suggesting that she should use her past relationships in her act (which has more humor in it than her current act). Martin and Bonnie start to fall for each other and end up sleeping together. The whole gang shows up for Bonnie's second performance as a stand-up comic. Bonnie, following Martin's advice, discusses her relationships in her act. Unfortunately for Martin, Bonnie sticks to talking about her current relationship. The gang, and the audience, except for Martin, love the new act. Afterwards, the gang offer Bonnie funny stories about Martin. Alone together back at Martin's apartment, Martin almost starts to tell Bonnie about his reactions to her new act. A phone call interrupts. An HBO scout was in the audience and loved the act. Next Friday, Bonnie is informed, an HBO big-wig wil

#13 - Play Melville for Me

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/25/1991

An old professor of Martin's offers Martin his own show, called ""Book Beat"", on public television. The show is run by college students for credit. After the first airing of the show, Martin is stalked by an over-enthusiastic fan (Nora) who sends him flowers and other things. Nora storms the set with a bomb.

#14 - Calling the Kettle Black

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/28/1991

Martin, while putting away Jeremy's laundry, comes across an adult magazine and a joint. Martin informs Judith, and they agree that Martin will have a talk with Jeremy. Jeremy agrees to not smoke pot, and Martin admits that he used to smoke pot a long time ago. After Martin discusses the matter with Eddie on the basketball court, they return to Martin's apartment. Eddie spots the joint and lights up. Martin joins him.

#15 - Futile Attraction

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/4/1991

Martin has gone on many dates after Judith and Richard's wedding, but he can never seem to perform. After discussing the problem, reluctantly, with Judith, Martin decides to go see a shrink. While paying for the first session, Martin spots an attractive woman also paying her bill. They ride the elevator together, and after Martin saves her from choking, they hook up. Judith treats the woman, and runs into an ethical problem, as she knows that the woman has a problem with rage.

#16 - May Divorce Be with You

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/25/1992

When Martin's parents arrive for Jeremy's thirteenth birthday, they announce they are getting a divorce.

#17 - Come and Knock on Our Door...

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/1992

Eddie invites Martin to a Talk Show Digest awards night, where they are both approached by a beautiful woman called Alisha.

#18 - The 37-Year Itch

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/21/1991

Cousin Phil visits, and informs Martin that he has split up with his wife (shrew). While in Martin's office, Phil sees Toby for the first time, and is smitten. Phil begs, and Martin helps Phil pursue Toby.

#19 - Sole Sister

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/29/1990

Martin's globetrotting sister suddenly arrives in New York and visits Martin at his office. Martin informs Eddie of Susan's return, and he asks Eddie to show Susan the city. Eddie has almost no problem with this request. Eddie and Susan have been dating for eight years, and Eddie is nervous about letting Martin become aware of their relationship. Susan prefers letting Martin in on the secret, and lets the cat out of the bag by not returning to Martin's apartment (where she was supposed to be staying). Martin still sees his sister as a young girl and cannot accept that she can take care of herself, especially with noted ladies man Eddie Charles. Martin and Eddie have a falling out over this issue, and Susan refuses to be treated like a little girl.

#20 - Up All Night

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/19/1992

Martin plans for a weekend break are dashed.

#21 - Silent Night, Holy Cow (2)

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/18/1993

#22 - And Bimbo Was His Name-O (1)

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/6/1992

Martin's romance with Sandra comes to an abrupt halt when he learns that she is the wife of a candidate for the Senate.

#23 - Up the River

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/16/1990

Martin's apartment building is undergoing renovations, and there is a large hole in his outside wall. A thin sheet of plastic cannot block birds from entering the apartment. Bricks are set up to fill in the hole, but the landlady fired the contractors. Martin and Nina try to have a romantic dinner in Martin's apartment, but an emergency protest comes up, and Nina needs to join it. Nina uses the bricks from the apartment to fill up a factory's drainage pipe, and is arrested.

#24 - Terms of Employment

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/27/1992

Martin is told he will have to take a pay cut, so he quits his job, only to find things are even worse elsewhere.

#25 - Premarital Ex

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/7/1990

Judith and Richard Stone are about to be married, but Richard is off somewhere helping the less fortunate and Judith is frantically trying to make every thing perfect for the perfect Richard Stone. After getting a bad new hair cut (frizzy perm), Judith turns to Martin for help. Judith and Martin sleep together, and Martin hopes this might mean something more. Martin reminds Judith that she acted this way before they married (and luckily, the man she slept with before their marriage was Martin). Judith, somewhat less flustered, gets married to Richard Stone.