The BEST episodes of David Mitchell's Soapbox

Every episode of David Mitchell's Soapbox ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of David Mitchell's Soapbox!

In the hit series from the star of Peep Show, QI and That Mitchell And Webb Look, comedy genius David Mitchell vents his spleen on modern life in this award winning series of hilarious rants. No subject is off limits. David's targets include the elderly, lying politicians and Anne Robinson. And if necrophilia, the Welsh, the oddly familiar Camelopard and mysterious King Cnut are your thing, look no further. This is British comedy at its most irreverent and brilliantly observed. Have you ever worried that you're not passionate enough about sofas? How to pronounce the word "valet"? Or what to do with a half-dead mouse? Are you confused about public mastication, inflatable hover-forts or the proper etiquette when signing someone's boobs? Well fear not, David is on your side and has the answers.

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Special Quiz
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10.00
1 votes

#1 - Special Quiz

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 7/2/2009

For Episode 20 (yes - its been that many!), we have decided to lay on something a little bit special. Yes! A quiz to end all quizzes! With exclamation marks!

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Consensus
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10.00
1 votes

#2 - Consensus

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/2/2009

David Mitchell talks about consensus and tedious social conveniences.

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Personal Debts
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9.33
3 votes

#3 - Personal Debts

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/3/2010

David Mitchell discusses this issue of personal debts between friends.

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Dear America...
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9.33
3 votes

#4 - Dear America...

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/20/2010

David Mitchell addresses the American nation on the proper use of particular English words and phrases.

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Haircut
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9.00
2 votes

#5 - Haircut

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/27/2010

David Mitchell talks about how difficult it is to get a good haircut.

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Authenticity
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9.00
2 votes

#6 - Authenticity

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/10/2010

David Mitchell talks about the authenticity of who you are.

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Weddings
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9.00
2 votes

#7 - Weddings

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/16/2011

In this episode David takes issue with ridiculously extravagant weddings. He questions whether they're really supposed to be special for you, or for everyone else?

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Stag Nights
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9.00
2 votes

#8 - Stag Nights

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/23/2011

David rants about the totally invented tradition of the stag night.

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Britain's Drinking Culture
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9.00
2 votes

#9 - Britain's Drinking Culture

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/25/2011

David talks about the country's problem with its drinking culture; but not in the way of 'Broken Britain's Wild Teens In Booze Binge Shame Shock', rather like having a nice glass of wine at a party, or a pint in the pub.

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Asking Inappropriate Questions
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8.67
3 votes

#10 - Asking Inappropriate Questions

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/23/2009

David Mitchell talks about asking inappropriate questions.

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New Queuing System for Pubs
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8.67
3 votes

#11 - New Queuing System for Pubs

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/15/2010

David Mitchell expresses his ideas for a new queueing system in pubs.

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Innuendo
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8.50
4 votes

#12 - Innuendo

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/22/2010

David Mitchell discusses the wonderful use of the innuendo.

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The Merits of... Necrophilia
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8.50
4 votes

#13 - The Merits of... Necrophilia

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/11/2009

In this week's episode, David Mitchell ponders the merits of necrophilia (otherwise known as thanatophilia and necrolagnia, apparently).

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The Phrase 'Rape and Pilage'
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8.50
4 votes

#14 - The Phrase 'Rape and Pilage'

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2009

David Mitchell looks at the phrase 'Rape and Pillage'.

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Declining Respect for the Elderly
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8.25
4 votes

#15 - Declining Respect for the Elderly

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/26/2009

David Mitchell discusses our gradually declining respect for the elderly.

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Gifts
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8.00
1 votes

#16 - Gifts

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/18/2011

David has his say on the rationale of the gift-giving ritual, from ill-fitting jumpers to duplicate copies of the Bonesetter's daughter, the whole system is hideously inefficient. Aren't we better off putting anything we actually want on an accessible online list?

Summing Everything Up
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8.00
2 votes

#17 - Summing Everything Up

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 9/23/2010

David Mitchell sums up the last series and the wonderful things we've learned from him.

Phone Calls
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8.00
1 votes

#18 - Phone Calls

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/26/2011

David picks up on the assumption that everything is quicker and easier to sort out by text. Is sending bite-sized messages really that effective? Or is it just a small pointless chore?

LOL
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8.00
1 votes

#19 - LOL

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/2/2011

David tackles text speak and the charming little innovation LOL. But will he be for or against the modern habit of approving a joke with the abbreviation?

Machines
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8.00
1 votes

#20 - Machines

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/9/2011

David berates the modern button-loving gadget designers who are given free reign with their counterintuitive scratchable DVDs. Do you too lament the simple days of the VHS?

Naming Your Child
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8.00
1 votes

#21 - Naming Your Child

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011

David discusses the folly of giving your child a unique name. But as soon as you get used to a name do you stop noticing it's strangeness altogether? Just think of 'Peep Show'...

Chef's Special
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8.00
1 votes

#22 - Chef's Special

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/14/2011

David discusses the subtext of the sign 'If you are not satisfied with anything we serve, the chef will eat it himself.' Just how bad can the food be?

Cheap Hotels
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8.00
1 votes

#23 - Cheap Hotels

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/21/2011

David picks up on British reservations about calling hotels 'cheap.' But cheap is good is it not, so why not say it?

Signs
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8.00
3 votes

#24 - Signs

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/1/2010

David rants about signs that lie.

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8.00
1 votes

#25 - Television Credits

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/11/2011

You know those credits which disrupt your television viewing pleasure at the end of every programme? Squashing the show you were watching into one half of the screen, whilst a voice speaks over the music, what on earth are they thinking?