The BEST episodes of Clone High (2023)

Every episode of Clone High (2023) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Clone High (2023)!

Twenty years after they were frozen, Abe, Cleo, JFK, and Joan suddenly find themselves thrust into the modern world, where they must navigate a fresh batch of historical clones, dramatic love triangles, and a formidable new foe.

Last Updated: 8/6/2024Network: MaxStatus: Ended
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The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work
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7.94
16 votes

#1 - The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/1/2024

Candide's solution to Scudworth's Cloney Island problem leaves the future of Clone High up in the air.

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For Your Consideration
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7.79
33 votes

#2 - For Your Consideration

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/22/2023

After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good -- but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.

Directors: Kristen Morrison
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Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
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7.71
17 votes

#3 - Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/2024

As Valentine's Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they're a couple -- meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.

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Cloney Island: Twist!
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7.71
17 votes

#4 - Cloney Island: Twist!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/1/2024

After breaking into Scudworth's office, the clones discover a sordid tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge within the pages of his diary.

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Clone Alone
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7.59
32 votes

#5 - Clone Alone

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/22/2023

As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the students of Clone High are offered the opportunity to attend Clone High College.

Directors: Mark Ackland
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Cyranos: A Portmant-opus
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7.56
16 votes

#6 - Cyranos: A Portmant-opus

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/1/2024

When Scudworth hatches a plan to extort Confucius' absentee foster parents for money, Confucius must convince his feuding friends to fill in.

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Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out
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7.53
17 votes

#7 - Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/1/2024

Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances … and Mr. B's fragile grip on his sanity.

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Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
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7.50
16 votes

#8 - Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/1/2024

After falling for mysterious manic pixie dream girl Mary, Abe risks life and limb to shed his status as Clone High's resident virgin.

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Sexy-Ed
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7.25
32 votes

#9 - Sexy-Ed

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/15/2023

While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with sex education and sensual sax solos.

Directors: Jack Shih
Writer: Siena East
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Spring Broken
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7.18
33 votes

#10 - Spring Broken

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/15/2023

JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas.

Directors: Kristen Morrison
Writer: Kyle Lau
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Anxious Times at Clone High
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7.12
43 votes

#11 - Anxious Times at Clone High

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/1/2023

Candide’s crisis wreaks havoc, Joan doubts her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom.

Directors: Jack Shih
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Sleepover
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7.05
56 votes

#12 - Sleepover

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/23/2023

Attempting to repress her feelings for Abe, Joan finds solace in Harriet and Frida. Meanwhile, Confucius teaches JFK about the internet.

Directors: Mark Ackland
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Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
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7.05
22 votes

#13 - Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/1/2024

Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career … in competitive snorkeling.

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Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
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7.00
23 votes

#14 - Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2024

Joan returns from summer break a social pariah. Harriet teams up with Toussaint Louverture to take down a suspicious new science teacher.

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Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
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7.00
17 votes

#15 - Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2024

While Scudworth seeks to make Clone High a tax-exempt religious school, JFK’s new relationship with God threatens his friendship with Abe.

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The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
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6.94
18 votes

#16 - The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2024

When Scudworth makes Joan principal for the day, she throws a redemption-worthy rager alongside a reluctant Abe.

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Let's Try This Again
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6.69
70 votes

#17 - Let's Try This Again

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/23/2023

The clones unfreeze and meet the newest batch of clones created by Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth.

Directors: Mark Ackland
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The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World
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6.57
42 votes

#18 - The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/1/2023

When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school … and the world.

Directors: Kristen Morrison
Writer: Judah Miller
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Some Talking but Mostly Songs
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6.46
37 votes

#19 - Some Talking but Mostly Songs

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/8/2023

Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan’s creative meddling.

Directors: Mark Ackland
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Saved by the Knoll
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6.36
36 votes

#20 - Saved by the Knoll

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/8/2023

When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town’s beloved greasy diner and save Joan.

Directors: Jack Shih
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