The BEST episodes of Clone High (2023) season 2

Every episode of Clone High (2023) season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Clone High (2023) season 2!

Twenty years after they were frozen, Abe, Cleo, JFK, and Joan suddenly find themselves thrust into the modern world, where they must navigate a fresh batch of historical clones, dramatic love triangles, and a formidable new foe.

Last Updated: 1/22/2026Network: HBO MaxStatus: Ended

The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work

7.86

21 votes

#1 - The Cloniest Place On Earth: Missile While You Work

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/1/2024

Candide's solution to Scudworth's Cloney Island problem leaves the future of Clone High up in the air.

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7.71

21 votes

#2 - Cloney Island: Twist!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/1/2024

After breaking into Scudworth's office, the clones discover a sordid tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge within the pages of his diary.

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Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does

7.62

21 votes

#3 - Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/2024

As Valentine's Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they're a couple -- meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.

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7.55

20 votes

#4 - Cyranos: A Portmant-opus

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/1/2024

When Scudworth hatches a plan to extort Confucius' absentee foster parents for money, Confucius must convince his feuding friends to fill in.

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Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out

7.48

21 votes

#5 - Go Yell It On the Mountain: Snow Way Out

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/1/2024

Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances … and Mr. B's fragile grip on his sanity.

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7.45

20 votes

#6 - Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/1/2024

After falling for mysterious manic pixie dream girl Mary, Abe risks life and limb to shed his status as Clone High's resident virgin.

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The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero

7.18

22 votes

#7 - The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2024

When Scudworth makes Joan principal for the day, she throws a redemption-worthy rager alongside a reluctant Abe.

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Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town

7.00

26 votes

#8 - Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/1/2024

Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career … in competitive snorkeling.

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7.00

21 votes

#9 - Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/1/2024

While Scudworth seeks to make Clone High a tax-exempt religious school, JFK’s new relationship with God threatens his friendship with Abe.

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Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions

6.93

27 votes

#10 - Blinded With Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2024

Joan returns from summer break a social pariah. Harriet teams up with Toussaint Louverture to take down a suspicious new science teacher.

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