The WORST episodes of Carmilla
Every episode of Carmilla ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Carmilla!
Small town girl Laura Hollis has just finally moved out to go to Silas University. When her missing roommate is replaced without explanation, Laura vows to find out what is happening on campus while she deals with her new roomy... a vampire. Based on the J. Sheridan Le Fanu novella.
#1 - Post Apocalypse
Season 3 - Episode 36 - Aired 10/13/2016
Carmilla deals with the consequences of Laura’s choice. What was taken is restored, what was bargained, granted. A journey, ending. I’m not crying you are.
#2 - The Christmas Special
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 12/24/2014
When Laura and the gang find themselves fleeing from Silas, an old dusty diner seems like the perfect place to seek refuge. But Christmas cheer may not be enough to overcome the dangers lurking in picturesque Styria.
#3 - The Heart of The Matter
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 9/29/2016
Startled by the sudden appearance of a ghost from their past, Laura and Carmilla are faced with a complex decision involving Laura’s vocabulary and spelling skills.
#4 - Coping Strategies
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/29/2016
So remember when Laura said that all of the talismans had a deep connection to whatever carries the most personal baggage for her? Yikes at this last one. Y I K E S.
#5 - Demon Summoning Made Simple
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/15/2016
Ooops – so after THAT particular indiscretion, our heroes get to work on Plan B, since Plan A is rife with emotional baggage that probably should be unpacked, just not at this particular moment. Demon Summoning 101, anyone?
#6 - Warning Signs
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/15/2016
Apparently an avid viewer of Laura in the Loop and SNN from all the way at Princeton, Betty does her best Elle Woods and sends the crew abseiling into the pit to collect the next talisman.
#7 - Order of Magnitude
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/15/2016
In which our heroes realize how epically screwed they are. Mel wants a rescue, and our heroes have to come up with a plan to save everyone.
#8 - Risk Assessments
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/15/2016
Laura has to deal with a worried father and an increasingly complicated puzzle, only to discover it was wrecked from the beginning.
#9 - Regrets, I've Had A Few
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/15/2016
In which creativity is applied to a situation screaming out for it, J.P. finds a way for our heroes to listen in at Casa Dean again.
#10 - Circular Logic
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 9/29/2016
Surrounded by squishy emotions and hormones to boot, LaF’s quest to save Perry reaches some very interesting conclusions. Because avoiding feelings is totally a thing.
#11 - The Exorcism of Lola Perry
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 9/29/2016
Their hands forced by LaF’s excellent application of elephant tranqs, Laura and Carmilla attempt to make the most of their new housemate… an exorcism ensues.
#12 - Fun and Mind Games
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 9/29/2016
Stuck in a faerie circle, the Dean plays her hand, and her emotional manipulation, and her very clever application of many, many hurtful words. Our heroes are in for a rough night…
#13 - Family Feud
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 9/29/2016
Showing up just in the nick of time to stop Carmilla from accidentally setting the Dean free, Mattie, ethereal agent of Ereshkigal, steps in to have a chat with her maker.
#14 - Break On Through
Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 9/29/2016
Having played them all along, the Dean is free with the help of Red Kryptonite Danny and Human Toenail Theo. Laura, LaF and Carmilla have to fight to save the talismans...and themselves.
#15 - … To The Other Side
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 10/13/2016
Carmilla, stunned by Laura’s disappearance, has to figure how to get her back and stop the Dean. Laura, meanwhile, has found herself in a strange version of the library…
#16 - Objects in the Rearview Mirror
Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 10/13/2016
After J.P. 3.0’s stunning revelation, Laura’s back to thinking the library is out to get her… or at least morally compromise her... so that’s fun. Meanwhile, LaFontaine tries to avoid getting bitten by Carmilla…
#17 - If You're Lost, You Can Look
Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 10/13/2016
So it turns out the (not) Upside Down also features some… interesting figures from Laura’s past.
#18 - Time After Time
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 10/13/2016
When her plans go decidedly south, Laura is forced to act. And it gets messy…
#19 - Back to the Total Lack of Future
Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired 10/13/2016
Reunited, Carmilla and Laura confront the grim truth: one of their own is no longer with them, and time is running out. Our heroes need a plan in like, the worst way.
#20 - Narrowing Paths
Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired 10/13/2016
Mel returns in all her extremely annoyed glory, because really, they should have staged a rescue sooner.
#21 - Long Goodbyes
Season 3 - Episode 31 - Aired 10/13/2016
Mattie returns from… wherever it was the Dean sent her (probably Siberia) with a new, grand plan that totally won’t end badly for our heroes… hint hint wink wink nudge nudge
#22 - Places to Go, People to See
Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 10/13/2016
Laura and Carmilla confront that pesky age difference thing y’all are always joking about on tumblr… among other things.
#23 - A God Walks Into A Giant Pit…
Season 3 - Episode 33 - Aired 10/13/2016
Checking in with Mel turns into a slightly messier endeavour than initially hoped for.
#24 - They Blinded Me With Science
Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 10/13/2016
Mel and Kirsch have differing opinions on how awesome LaFontaine is.
#25 - Hell Hath No Fury
Season 3 - Episode 35 - Aired 10/13/2016
The Dean suffers a setback. Laura makes the most of an opportunity and Carmilla can do nothing but watch.