The WORST episodes of Carmilla
Every episode of Carmilla ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Carmilla!
Small town girl Laura Hollis has just finally moved out to go to Silas University. When her missing roommate is replaced without explanation, Laura vows to find out what is happening on campus while she deals with her new roomy... a vampire. Based on the J. Sheridan Le Fanu novella.
#1 - Siege Tactics
Season 2 - Episode 31 - Aired 9/15/2015
Reeling from Mattie's death, Carmilla's departure, and the Baron's goons closing in on them, the gang barricades their quarters and hope for the best.
#2 - By The Book
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/15/2016
In which some much needed scientific evidence of the “Two Idiots in Love” phenomena is observed. Our heroes have houseguests.
#3 - Relative Positions
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/15/2016
Under what could be a siege or just some very aggressive extra-library maneuvers, our heroes’ only chance at survival seems to be to go in “a room full of knives.” Will they take the leap?
#4 - Raiders of the Lost Heart
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/15/2016
In which things are cleaned. Aggressively. And feelings are avoided. Aggressively. LaF reminds Laura that she’s been through a lot – and it’s okay if she doesn’t want to jump on the Quest Bandwagon right away.
#5 - Best Laid Plans
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/15/2016
The Dean discusses consequences. Puzzles are had, and genius strikes from the mouth of the least enthused.
#6 - Checkpoint
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/15/2016
When The Dean says one thing and does another, LaF and Carmilla research, rattle and roll their way to what might be… a clue? Laura knits. Aggressively.
#7 - Bad Blood
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/2016
Our heroes deal with a slight change to their water supply, a sassy entity and a killer pair of eyewear.
#8 - Coping Strategies
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 9/29/2016
So remember when Laura said that all of the talismans had a deep connection to whatever carries the most personal baggage for her? Yikes at this last one. Y I K E S.
#9 - The Heart of The Matter
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 9/29/2016
Startled by the sudden appearance of a ghost from their past, Laura and Carmilla are faced with a complex decision involving Laura’s vocabulary and spelling skills.
#10 - I Know What You Didn't Do Last Summer
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2016
Growing weary of the research frenzy following the discovery that Perry is now, apparently, possessed by THE DEAN; Laura turns to DIY library improvements and Carmilla stages an intervention.
#11 - The Execution of Carmilla Karnstein
Season 2 - Episode 36 - Aired 10/1/2015
Laura faces a choice she's never had to make: betray herself and what she stands for, or save Carmilla from Vordenberg.
#12 - Last Call
Season 2 - Episode 34 - Aired 9/24/2015
As the siege gets worse and the Baron gets closer, Laura tries again to break through to Carmilla - who finally contacts her back. It's far from what Laura wants to hear.
#13 - Just in Case
Season 2 - Episode 33 - Aired 9/22/2015
Theo returns with an interesting proposition to doublecross the Baron. Can they trust him?
#14 - Radio Letter
Season 2 - Episode 32 - Aired 9/17/2015
Laura sees Carmilla out on the lawn and is afraid she's headed for the Anglerfish crater. As the siege continues, Laura broadcasts to Carm in hopes of bringing her back.
#15 - All The Rage
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/15/2016
Death isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially in the minioning career path. Our heroes have some trouble on their hands with Danny and Theo, until an unexpected figure from Laura’s past appears.
#16 - Co-Existence
Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 9/10/2015
Carmilla, full of rage, disappointment and fury at Laura - who killed Mattie by proxy - gives up on her and leaves.
#17 - Godslayer
Season 2 - Episode 29 - Aired 9/8/2015
Believing she killed her sisters, Danny betrays Mattie and brings Vordenberg to the homebase. A tense stand-off ensues leading to a horrific conclusion.
#18 - Spilled Blood
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 9/3/2015
Laura and Carmilla find Mattie in their room, knocked out and covered in blood. She doesn't remember what happened. So they turn to the camera.
#19 - Zones of Friendship
Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 9/1/2015
Kirsch and Danny have a heart to heart about where they stand - and he reveals what Vordie and the Zetas' plan is. Laura and Carmilla share a moment alone, and have their own realizations.
#20 - Concerned Parties
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/27/2015
As Radio Free Vordenberg continues to spew anti-inhuman rhetoric around campus, Mattie takes Laura to task: she's a naïve girl who's in over her head and whose ill advised actions will only make things worse.
#21 - Bluster and Consequences
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 8/26/2015
Between Vordenberg's plan for Lophii and Mattie's plan for Silas, things are dire on campus.
#22 - Hunger Games
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 8/20/2015
Theo takes Kirsch to task about where his loyalties lie - with the Zetas or with Danny? The gang learns the hard way that you do not starve a vampire.
#23 - Wild Kingdom
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 8/18/2015
Carmilla, Mattie, JP, Laura and Danny adjust to their new normal under Vordie's rule - until LaF bursts in with some disquieting news.
#24 - Compulsory Violence
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 8/13/2015
Perry attacks Mattie, Laura breaks down, and Carmilla gives up information that could change everything.
#25 - Prisoner's Dilemma
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 8/11/2015
The gang hides the vampires under the floorboards, and narrowly avoids being caught by Vordie's patrols.