The BEST episodes of Burnistoun season 2

Every episode of Burnistoun season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Burnistoun season 2!

Welcome to Sunny Burnistoun! Robert Florence and Iain Connell write and perform a sketch show set in a strangely familiar Scottish town. Burnistoun has its own newspaper, its own radio station and even its own ice-cream van. Drop in and find out how to get a tattoo altered, what makes a good front-page headline, and why football songs are not a sexy choice for singers in girl groups.

Last Updated: 4/25/2024Network: BBC TwoStatus: Ended
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Episode 6
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8.14
7 votes

#1 - Episode 6

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/9/2011

A problem arises for the fictional town's housing association when a resident complains about a strange presence in his house, a gullible customer at a car-boot sale pays too much for a denim jacket, and a couple who met on a TV dating show seem unable to forget the experience. Meanwhile, two old women's argument over bingo numbers becomes violent, and ice-cream sellers Paul and Walter's efforts to sell their product on the beach in winter ends in tragedy.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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Episode 4
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8.06
33 votes

#2 - Episode 4

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/25/2011

The fictional Scottish town's toy manufacturer tries to fathom why its latest idea has failed to sell, and the crime-fighting Doberman Man tracks down a boy who teased him at school. Meanwhile, paranoia sweeps the local pub and pole dancing club, and an overpriced pizza causes two friends to have a breakdown.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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Episode 5
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7.94
36 votes

#3 - Episode 5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/2/2011

Doberman Man comes face-to-face with his arch-enemy, Peter and Scott try to avoid seeing the faces of rival fans celebrating at a televised football match, and James Bond meets a female contact in the fictional town. Meanwhile, a vending machine fights back after being kicked, and Carlos Zumba explains why his dance is so popular with women.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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Episode 3
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7.26
35 votes

#4 - Episode 3

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/18/2011

This week, local entrepreneur Alex Ciderson demonstrates his new invention, a pie scarer. Paul and Walter, the squabbling siblings in the ice cream van, celebrate their dead mother's birthday with rival birthday cakes, and pub singer Ronnie Dreech delivers a literally explosive set. Meanwhile a young man's chat-up routines are continually foiled as he swallows a succession of insects, cheeky 12-year-old boys Marky and Rosso set out to embarrass a family friend, and McGregor and Toshan- Burnistoun's quality police - have a new take on tackling the problem of teenage delinquency. The horrific consequences of consuming a ready meal that's 400 years past its use-by dateare exposed, home time travel kits prove a hit for fun-loving couples, and a young millionaire's encounter with his former schoolteacher proves a revelation.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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Episode 1
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7.19
37 votes

#5 - Episode 1

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/4/2011

Paul and Walter have trouble dealing with a customer's order in their ice cream van, Peter and Scott try unusual exercise machines at the gym, and Jolly Boy John stars in another video filmed in his bedroom. Meanwhile, new characters Marky and Rosso create mayhem in the cinema, and police officers McGregor and Toshan unwittingly leave incriminating marks at a crime scene.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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Episode 2
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7.17
36 votes

#6 - Episode 2

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/11/2011

An innocent family sing-song takes a devilish turn, a funeral director solves the problem of choosing between burial and cremation, and an ambitious employee panics when the boss tells a joke that fails to amuse. Meanwhile, police officers McGregor and Toshan have a pepper spray battle.

Directors: Iain Davidson
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