The WORST episodes of Burning Love

Every episode of Burning Love ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Burning Love!

Burning Love follows fireman Mark Orlando (Ken Marino) as he searches for the perfect woman. The scripted comedy series features an impressive line up of comedic actors from film and television including Ken Marino, Malin Akerman, Kristen Bell, Michael Ian Black, Adam Scott and more. Burning Love gives viewers a front row seat to the champagne toasts, candles, heartbreak, bubble baths, chocolate, choreography, hair extensions, roller skating, betrayal, spray-tans, and rainbows in the most romantic, comedic web series ever made.

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Finale
star
7.26
100 votes

#1 - Finale

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/12/2012

Mark invites Annie and Carly to spend a romantic night with him. Annie hopes this day is the happiest of her life. Carly feels like she's walking the plank. Mark proposes to the woman of his dreams in this stunning finale.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Episode 9
star
7.41
100 votes

#2 - Episode 9

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/28/2012

Tamara and Carly compete for a hose on an exercise themed two on one date. Personal Trainer Brock Glencoe helps Mark determine who's most fit. Mark is leaning toward Tamara but will her monkey heart help or hurt her chances?

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Poetry Contest
star
7.50
18 votes

#3 - Poetry Contest

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/24/2013

A poetic challenge causes some hearts to soar and some to break.

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A Shocking Twist
star
7.53
17 votes

#4 - A Shocking Twist

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/22/2013

Jealousy causes one contestant to go too far.

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Pop Culture Contest
star
7.57
14 votes

#5 - Pop Culture Contest

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/23/2013

Mark makes a tough decision. The contestants compete in a Pop Culture Contest.

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Dancing!
star
7.63
19 votes

#6 - Dancing!

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/26/2013

The remaining three couples dance their way to the finish line.

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The Twist Twists Again
star
7.67
18 votes

#7 - The Twist Twists Again

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/25/2013

Personal tragedy causes the game to twist again.

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Limo Introductions
star
7.72
57 votes

#8 - Limo Introductions

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/14/2013

Julie Gristlewhite welcomes the men who will be competing for her heart.

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Meet the Family
star
7.75
101 votes

#9 - Meet the Family

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/5/2012

The final three ladies bring their families to the mansion. Titi's father gives Mark more than just his permission to marry her. Carly's mom feels a connection with Mark. But Annie's brother doesn't approve.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Mark's BFF
star
7.77
100 votes

#10 - Mark's BFF

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/9/2012

Mark brings the final two ladies to the firehouse to meet his best friend, Jay. Mark's heart to heart with Jay is interrupted by a fire. Annie and Carly tag along as Mark and Jay put their lives on the line. Fire is annoying.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Visit From an Old Flame
star
7.79
14 votes

#11 - Visit From an Old Flame

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/2013

An old love returns to the mansion to help Julie determine which guy would be best for her. A beach ball is tossed around.

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Fruit Run
star
7.79
24 votes

#12 - Fruit Run

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2013

A physical challenge is presented. The winners are given the power to shake up the game. Fruit is involved.

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Breakup Special
star
7.86
14 votes

#13 - Breakup Special

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/7/2013

Mark Orlando returns to share some shocking news with Burning Love. Bill ever so gently guides him through the emotional trauma of this very personal interview.

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Hugging Contest
star
7.92
26 votes

#14 - Hugging Contest

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/12/2013

Hormones and tempers flare in a sexually charged challenge.

Doctor Doctor
star
7.93
27 votes

#15 - Doctor Doctor

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2013

The contestants must compete in a medically themed challenge. Simon and Virginia confront their relationship status.

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Wet T-Shirt Contest
star
7.93
15 votes

#16 - Wet T-Shirt Contest

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/19/2013

A twist on the traditional Wet T-Shirt contest has the house buzzing. Lexie is pushed to her breaking point.

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Photo Shoot
star
7.94
16 votes

#17 - Photo Shoot

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/8/2013

Julie takes two guys on a high fashion photo shoot date. Which guy will impress her more? Which guy will impress her less?

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Homeless No Mo'
star
7.97
127 votes

#18 - Homeless No Mo'

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/2/2012

Mark takes the remaining four ladies to build a home for charity. Annie is overjoyed to help. Willow reconnects with an old friend. Carly tries to send Mark a message. Titi must face her deeply intense fear of homeless people.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Episode 8
star
8.00
99 votes

#19 - Episode 8

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/25/2012

In an emotionally charged and unprecedented episode, one lady is sent home for breaking the rules. A heartbroken Mark is not sure he can go on, but a surprise visitor helps him through the storm.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Hurtful Questions
star
8.00
21 votes

#20 - Hurtful Questions

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/17/2013

Feelings are hurt as the contestants are forced to play a game of "Hurtful Questions."

A Shocking Exit
star
8.00
26 votes

#21 - A Shocking Exit

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/28/2013

Julie's world is turned upside down by a surprise visit from one of her guys. Prince Simon and Julie are scheduled to go on a date to the zoo!

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Meet Mark Orlando
star
8.03
208 votes

#22 - Meet Mark Orlando

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/2012

Fireman Mark Orlando arrives at the Burning Love mansion to meet his future wife. Will she be beautiful, smart, ethnic? Only time will tell. One thing is for sure, he's going to have a tough time narrowing it down to one woman. Can't he have two?

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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Freestyle Rap Contest
star
8.07
14 votes

#23 - Freestyle Rap Contest

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/14/2013

A rap legend blesses the mansion with his presence to help Julie determine who is the illest of the guys. Another surprise visitor shakes up the game.

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The First Challenge
star
8.07
27 votes

#24 - The First Challenge

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/12/2013

The game proves to be all about relationships. Two contestants are voted out.

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Pool Party
star
8.10
157 votes

#25 - Pool Party

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/14/2012

A pool party seems like the perfect way for Mark to get to know the ladies better, also to get a sense of what they might look like naked. Annie bakes, Titi wiggles, but it's Lexie who comes on the strongest. Will it pay off?

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Erica Oyama
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