The WORST episodes of Breaking News
Every episode of Breaking News ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Breaking News!
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
#1 - The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge #5
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/25/2019
#2 - Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/13/2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
#3 - Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/4/2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
#4 - Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/9/2019
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
#5 - Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/14/2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
#6 - I'm a Goldmember But For Diamonds
Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/1/2024
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese. Content Warning: Misophonia (burping) - [2:58 - 3:01, 3:27-3:29]
#7 - Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/3/2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
#8 - Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/28/2024
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
#9 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/9/2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
#10 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/16/2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
#11 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/2/2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
#12 - Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/14/2024
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
#13 - Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/18/2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
#14 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 7/27/2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
#15 - One News to Break
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/3/2024
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
#16 - I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
#18 - Good Morning, River View High!
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/8/2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
#19 - Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/11/2024
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
#20 - Have You Seen My Pa?
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/16/2024
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
#21 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/25/2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
#22 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
#23 - Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/28/2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
#24 - The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/7/2018
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
